Top Ten Modern Songs That Would Give People In the Past a Heart Attack

The Top Ten
1 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Why is Anaconda a hit song right now? The song has little to no talent in it, the beat is absolutely atrocious, and it has the most pointless lyrics ever. I'd rather listen to Baby, The fox, Turn Down For What, or even Stupid Hoe in some cases. This song is yet another piece of garbage by Nicki Minaj. I will never let my grandma or grandpa listen to this or Stupid Hoe. And if I have to hear one more song from this girl, I will lose my mind.

This song and the music video are both basically pointless. Back in the 70s, 80s, and 90s, music WAS REAL! Now, all you need to get a hit is to rap about how big your butt is, and make a very seductive video. If someone from twenty years ago or so would see this music video, they would drop dead.

Yep. And I bet if someone in the 19th Century heard this, she would be like "WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO? "*Weeps in a corner*.Ah well...

It would give me something worse than a Heart Attack. A SHEER Heart Attack.

2 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Again, another pointless song. I don't know how she has so many fans when basically all the song is about is Nicki calling someone "a stupid hoe."

This song is what I call "Musical Suicide." A song that wants to die and tries everything in it's effort to die.

That's what this song is.

People in the past will die from horror because of this song. Even Hitler himself would reject this song.

I've never listened to any of Nicki Minaj's songs. I don't want to lose my sanity.

3 Baby - Justin Bieber

Not really so unusual.
In the past there have been Fabian, Bobby Sherman, Little Donny Osmond, Shaun Cassidy, Leif Garrett, etc. , etc. going right up against The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and more, and scoring some pretty good hits on the charts.
As proven by the past, those boy-teen idols fade quickly, but are inevitably replaced by the latest "flavor of the month".
Only Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson managed to evade the teen-idol curse, and Justin Bieber is NO Elvis.

This song is very repetitive, bland, and, worst of all, LOVED. Half the world LOVES this song! It makes no sense! If this song was released twenty years ago or so, everyone would believe Justin Bieber was the devil! Now everyone worships him as a God!

This basically all the bad songs in existence is this list

4 Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus

If someone from the past SAW THIS MUSIC VIDEO, they would faint from the exposure to "Miley Syndrome."

Yeah, gotta agree with Alpha101. If my parents had ever seen this, they would have died... Sooner.

Hope she grows her hair back... other than that this is an OK song, but people in the past just wouldn't get it at all.

5 Friday - Rebecca Black

At least this song is inoffensive. Maybe Rebecca could have cut some of the auto tune, and she could have had a good song here.

She really feels the need to let everyone know that it is Friday...

They would just die

6 The Fox - Ylvis

Ok, I must admit, when this song first came out, it was hilarious. I listened to it a few times, laughed, and never listened to it again. It was good. But then EVERYONE started to sing it EVERYDAY for MONTHS! That is when it started to drive me crazy! Same thing with "Roar" from Katy Perry. It is really not a bad song. I do not like it, but I do not hate it either. But when EVERYONE started to sig it, I began to hate it. Songs like this were meant for a few laughs, NOT A MILLION!

I cannot stand this song. When it was new, it was a few months before I heard it, and everyone made fun of me because I never got any of their fox jokes. When I finally did hear it, I instantly wanted to kill everyone who even mentioned foxes. I'd been the butt of a joke, for THIS?!?!

7 Turn Down For What - DJ Snake & Lil Jon

Same thing with "The Fox." Wasn't bad at first, but it got WAY too much publicity, and it instantly turned into a horrible song.

Only listen to this when you're high.

8 Love Me - Lil Wayne

The whole song is basically talking about sex. Would give anyone a heart attack if you saw the music video.

9 Started from the Bottom - Drake

The song is horrible, and what is even worse, Drake didn't even start from the bottom! He was on a T.V. show and made lots of money before he even started rapping! Hypocrite!

10 Wiggle - Jason Derulo

The whole song is talking about, you guessed it, butts. Wow, such a masterpiece!

The Contenders
11 Addicted to Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse

I think all cannibal corpse songs can cause a heart attack in the past

12 Work from Home - Fifth Harmony
13 Booty - Jennifer Lopez

It is offensive to others when you sing it to them

14 #selfie - The Chainsmokers
15 Bitch I'm Madonna - Madonna
16 Mr. Self Destruct - Nine Inch Nails

Imagine playing this in front of people from the 1880s (If that was even possible).

17 Kill You - Eminem

Not really modern, came out in 2000.

This is quite old. It's in 2000.

18 Insane - Eminem
19 Make It Rain - Travis Porter
20 Twerkit - Busta Rhymes
21 Pound the Alarm - Nicki Minaj
22 Beez in the Trap - Nicki Minaj
23 Dance (A$$) - Big Sean
24 Gucci, Gucci - Kreayshawn

Uhh I don't know whats so bad about this song? Did people in the past generation not have a sense of humor?

25 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
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