Best Moments and Quotes of Thelonelygoomba

The best moments and quotes of one of YouTube's most underrated gaming icons.

The Top Ten

1 "I'm a lonely goomba, stuck between two pipes. Guess I'll play this Game Boy...for the rest of my life."

2 "THAT is one UGLY son-of-a-bitch. There's only one thing to do with a face that ugly; charge into it as hard as you possibly can. Oh God, it's just making it WORSE! KILL IT! KILL IT!" (Wario Land 4)

3 "Level 4...and the 'MUSIC' sounds like someone who was having a seizure stumbled upon a xylophone." (Santa Claus Saves The Earth)

That reminds me of how the Angry Video Game Nerd describes god-awful background music in video games, only a lot tamer.

4 The Trial (Super Mario Land 2)

5 "Have you ever wondered what's underneath a Goomba's shoe? Yeah...it ain't pretty. Those mushrooms are tasty, though." (Ask Goomba #2)

6 "Let me test what happens if you jump headfirst straight into a wall. (charges straight into the screen and breaks it) CALL AN AMBULANCE..." (Alien Olympics)

7 "It's kinda CUTE! I almost feel bad hitting the poor guy- OH GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? KILL IT! Okay, seriously, WHAT THE F*** was THAT about? And WHY was it in MY NINTENDO GAME?" (Wario Land 4)

Spoiled Rotten's true form of-a doom! Very SCARY!

8 "BOOBIES! Hope that'll keep him distracted until he forgets." (Ask Goomba #2)

9 "If you're TheAmazingAtheist, then I suppose the alarm clock signals that it's time for you to go and shove a banana up your a$$ or something." (Wario Land 2)

10 "Once upon a time, Dreamworks made a good movie...but then they milked the s*** out of it and made a bunch of pointless sequels and it sucked." (Shrek)

The Contenders

11 "This is some Dr. Wily s*** right here." (Shrek)

12 Elmo On Drugs (Elmo In Grouchland)

13 Sound Room (Wario Land 4)

14 Chupa Chups Advertisements (Zool and Wario Land 4)

15 "These minecart segments aren't exactly Donkey Kong Country..." (Dragon's Lair)

16 "That is one sexy duck." (DuckTales)

17 "Does Dracula have a FETISH for spikes? Kinky bastard..." (Castlevania: The Adventure)

18 "This game has the most Down Syndrome plot I've ever seen for a video game." (Mario Pinball Land)

19 "With my big orange head, I may look like a clown; but you'd better watch out, cause I'm taking you down! Simply poetic." (Rock Em Sock Em Robots)

20 Punch-in-the-nuts Montage (Rock Em Sock Em Robots)

21 "E. T. uses his glowy finger to attack? Seriously? Well, at least it isn't something else that glows, if ya know what I mean..." (E. T.)

22 "Well, at least Wario isn't throwing poo, because let me tell you, there's nothing worse than getting dried crusty s*** stuck under your fingernails. You try to wash the smell out, but nope...still stinks of s***." (Wario Land 4)

23 "No saving any worlds or princesses here...just making a s***-ton of money. And that's why Wario...is better than Mario." (Wario Land 4)

24 "Curse you, Dog, and your infinitely better videos!" (Ask Goomba)

25 "You don't wanna know what I eat every day...you don't wanna know." (Super Mario Land 2)

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