Top 10 Moments from Shrek (2001)
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The movie opens with Shrek reading a fairy tail book before ripping the page off and possibly using it as toilet paper as he emerges from the out house as All Star plays as he goes about his daily life, on a side note All Star was originally was suppose to be a place holder until they could get in another song for the opening but ultimately decided to keep it in the movie after the test audience loved it.
You knew right from the moment this opening happened that this wasn't your average fairytale.
You knew when this song played you were treated to one of the best animated films of all time.
Five stars - that's all of them.
After Shrek interrupts Farquaad's tournament to determine which knight will rescue Fiona he orders them to kill Shrek this of course doesn't pan out for the knights as Shrek easily dispatches the knights via a wrestling ring and uses various wrestling moves on them even using Donkey as a tag team partner and even brings in a chair.
I don't give a dam bout my bad reputation!
The best part
"Bad Reputation” is amazing
Shrek and Fiona leaving on Honey Moon too Far Far Away.
Donkey is with them when he was partying with the fairytale characters, when they were travelling away.
Thanks to the monkeez and smash mouth
I like Smash Mouth.
After Lord Farquaad is eaten by Dragon Shrek and Fiona share true loves kiss hoping it would break the curse as Fiona begins transforming as everybody looks on in aw but when the transformation is over she's still an ogre which is perfectly fine for Shrek as the two get married while "I'm a Believer" plays during the ceremony while all the fairytale creatures celebrate.
And they lived ugly ever after.
After rescuing Fiona and Donkey the two head off to the exit as Shrek deals with the Dragon as he sticks the sword right where the chains cross attached to the Dragon as he and the others in slow motion run to the bridge as Dragon shoots a big blast of fire at the trio as the bridge burns leaving the heroes dangling on the broken bridge as Dragon tries to go after them but is stuck from when Shrek stuck the sword on the chains.
Shrek: Okay here’s the stairs. Now what about the-
Donkey: DRAGON!
Fiona gets rescued by Monsieur Hood and repays him by beating him and his merry men up with her kung fu skills.
YEAH! Kickbutt Fiona!
The duo arrive at the place where Fiona ius being held but to get the place they have to cross a suspension bridge over a boiling lake of lava and Donkey is not keen on crossing but Shrek still forces him to cross anyway by shaking the bridge back in forth scaring Donkey until he backs up all they way into the dragons keep.
That'll do Donkey, that'll do.
Shrek and Donkey arrive at Duloc and find the place deserted then come across the information kiosk as Donkey pull on the lever as the kiosk opens as a group of sining figures welcomes them to Duloc while they sing a catchy yet annoying tune before closing and snapping a photo of the duo with a dull expression on their face.
Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town. Here we have some rules, let us lay them down. Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine. Duloc is a perfect place. Keep your feet off the grass. Shine your shoes, wipe your face. Duloc is, Duloc is
Duloc is a perfect place
Wow, let's do that again!
We can stay up late, swapping manly stories and in the morning...I'm making waffles!
Come on he's literally making waffles. What's better than that?
I like it very much
While going to check on Princess Fiona Donkey ends up finding out about her secret that she turns into an ogre at night as she explains to him how she was cursed and the only way to break the curse is to marry Lord Farquaad and have the kiss of true love as she complains about her hideous appearance while also making Donkey promise not to tell Shrek unfortunately Shrek overhears this and gets the wrong idea.
It's all ogre now.
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After overhearing Fiona talking to Donkey and talking about who could ever love a hideous beast he immediately thinks she's talking about him and leaves him heartbroken seeing as he was starting to fall for her, the next morning he confronts her about this which leads to a falling out with the two as Shrek also went out and brought Lord Farquaad along with his men to take her to his castle and get married as Fiona goes off to marry Farquaad Donkey insist they stop them but Shrek is too upset and goes off on Donkey telling him to hit the road as he goes back to his swamp.
HeY WhAt ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP? ONLY PEOPLE WITH LAYERS ARE ALLOWED HERE YOU CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE WITH A TURNIP THAT HAS 0 LAYERS
The fact that Lord Farquaad deciding between three princesses from the magic mirror to go with Pina Coladas makes it incredible.
Think about it, she wanted to kiss an ass lol
- 'Cake! Everybody likes cake. Cake has layers'