Top 10 Moments from the Undertale Parody Fanfic "Um Jammer Alphys"

The Top Ten

1 Alphys Chainsaw Massacre

2 Final Concert Scene

3 Alphys using a purple dildo as an air guitar in public while wearing a seminally glued suit of chicken feathers

4 Chara's diss track about how him and Alphys are both pretty much the same at heart

5 Airplane scene with Papyrus as Fussenpepper

6 Alphys being thrown into the very top of the atmosphere by the Statue of Liberty and then rocking out to AC/DC in her astronaut suit like a total badass on the way back down

7 Alphys nakedly putting out a skyscraper-class fire with nothing but ice cream and a single measly fire hose

8 Alphys emptying out the entire catalogue of items listed in the rapping segment of Weird Al's "Hardware Store" from her pockets

9 Day-care scene with Muffet as Nurse Cathy Pillar

10 Hot Burgerpants X Nice Cream Guy yaoi action

The Contenders

11 Hot RG01 x RG02 Yaoi Action

12 Alphys' Hallucinations

13 "Laboratory, Jewish slaughterhouse; it is all in your MIND!"

14 Guitar-shop scene with Asgore as Chuck

15 Crossdressing Papyrus

16 Alphys crashing Papyrus' airplane right through the Twin Towers and into the exact center of Times Square

17 "LEAVE IT TO LAMMYYY- I mean, ALPHYYYYSSSS!"

18 "STOP! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM EVERY GAME!"

19 Alphys being able to use literally ANYTHING as a guitar

20 Gaster plugging his Guitar Hero controller into Alphys' brain and literally playing Guitar Hero inside of Um Jammer Lammy

21 Rewinding Scene

22 Housekeeping Scene

23 "Gotta kill every Bill, and Jiminy Joe, and Scrippity Scott, and Cassidy Cage!"

24 Lammy Bodypillow

25 Alphys/LemonBread/Asgore Three-Way Closet R*** Scene

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