Most Illogical Things In Spongebob

The Top Ten
1 Underwater Campfire
2 Pearl Being Mr. Krabs Daughter

I read in A SpongeBob book that Mr. Krabs said that Pearl takes after her mother it means Pearl's mom was or is a Whale but it did not say if she dyed or got left Mr. Krabs

How does a whale be a crab's daughter? It just makes no sense whatsoever.

3 Underwater House Floods
4 Underwater Pineapple House
5 Sandy and Her Tree Dome
6 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
7 Boating
8 Karen
9 Gary
10 Nos Veratu

If that was you on the phone and you on the bus then who was flickering the lights? Nos Veratu.

The Contenders
11 Fish Drowning

This mainly occurred in "The Inmates of Summer".

12 SpongeBob can't drive a boat, but can drive a rock
13 Mr. Krabs can listen to music with his eyes

Proven in " Jellyfish hunter"

14 Sink underwater that gives out running water
15 SpongeBob thinks that Squidward likes him

He's fr**gin' blind to that octopus' hared of him. No wonder he follows him as a stalker. The nerve of that sponge!

Because of SpongeBob's constant torture, I wish that Squidward and Mrs. Puff killed him.

16 The fact that they have a beach underwater
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