Most Random Things Ever

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The Top Ten

1 purple monkey dishwasher

FUZZY HIPPO SOCKS ON YELLOW FACED BANANA EATERS.
Yes. That is all.

Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

This thing actually works I got my son one for Christmas and he loves it so much. I highly suggest to get one of these just do not feed it tacos.

Chicken bones taste good when eaten with the aliens so babies named Tree can take over the world shakalabomawagadingdong and that was the 3:00 am news. Hello!

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2 Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!

My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.

lolz that the hell? , lmao - SmoothCriminal

I have to say this to my friends! It killed me! My laugh made my family laugh because mine is funny - FerrariDude64

The purple monkey dishwashers are the eats of the dingo kangas!

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3 Fire Breathing Squirrels

Laugh out loud I've seen a picture of that on Google

I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...

My friends made me pick this one. I like dingo and jocelyn. Dobedobeda.

No wayyy

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4 potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce

I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!

Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head

I almost couldn't breathe after reading this

Michael Bay confirmed - PeeledBanana

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5 I like cheese

For whatever reason, I say this everyday, and it was because of what I saw on Looney Tunes. So basically, a cat asked his cat buddies "Are we men or are we mice? " Then a baby cat says "I like cheese" and gets smacked in the face by the adult. I found that really funny and the way he said "I like cheese" was so cute - Mcgillacuddy

I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...

I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.

I don't just like cheese, I LOVE CHEESE! - --ChadBlake--

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6 Are pillows edible?

Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds

At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list

I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud

No they are not. - PatrickStar3

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7 flying monkey

Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards

This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!

Then it challenges superman the rhinoceros to a firefighter contest - Nateawesomeness

*flashbacks to Wizard of Oz* *burns Wizard of Oz DVD* - FuffleyandPeetah

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8 spleen

OH YES!
All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!

my spleen just ruptured.. - kman73

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!

I got my spleen removed

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9 zebra zebra Zebras are several species of African equids united by their distinctive black and white striped coats.

So not random that it surprised me with its presence. Truly the most random thing of all is that that is not random.

"It's real, Austin! Just like zebras are! "- Ally from Austin and Ally New Years Eve Special - FuffleyandPeetah

Lol the definition

Zebras are the best - PeeledBanana

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10 Ice Cream

I love ice cream because it cools me off when I'm sweaty.

I'm going to eat some now

I make my own kind of ice cream

Your mum ice cream

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The Newcomers

? That's what she said

This is funny as hell! - Userguy44

? The Backyardigans The Backyardigans The Backyardigans is a Canadian–American CGI-animated musical TV series created by Janice Burgess, It is a co-production of animation studio Nelvana and Nickelodeon Animation Studios.

They are very random. - Ilovestephanie

The Contenders

11 Chocolate

Chocolate why your so good but I have to kill me you now rest in peace

Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLAAATE! - FuffleyandPeetah

Tom Smith: CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE - PatrickStar3

12 Justin Bieber

He will be engulfed by purple monkey dishwashers

I hate this dude

More like Justin Beaver - Userguy44

I hate this guy so much when I look at him I die

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13 cheesecake

L's strawberry cheesecake?!

{._cheesecake - GrapeJuiceK

14 Ninja cockroach

Most random thing I have heard all day.

Well, that's certainly random. - smiley_face843

I can just visualise this sonwell

When cockroaches climb walls and start throwing stars...
My classmates practically fell off their seats laughing.

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15 Add item

Hardy shams and cow heads for chicken dinner this morning at your nearest Pink Drums gas station, we pay with baby dolls.

Not here though...

Herp derp Herder derp dee derp

Dammnit it fouled me!

16 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell

Or does the lightbulb eat the banana-flavoured snake? - CompleteRandom

To be honest, this seems to happen daily as my doorbell never works.

17 Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Uchiha is a fictional character from the manga and anime franchise Naruto, created by Masashi Kishimoto.

Naruto kissed him twice

Why is sasuke here, ain't he supposed to be helping make, "Naruto Next Generations, Boruto" right about now

18 Yolo

LOLOLOLOLXDDROFL U JUST GOT TROLLD

19 mango

this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

20 Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert

You what?

21 Box

That is so random!

I've been in a box before

I am your box

I love them

22 "In Soviet Russia,I Love Being An Olive Bread"

On yes *clucking*

what - HufflepuffGeekGirl

23 Donald Trump's hair

yummy

24 relish

Relish is purple every single day. When the door knobs are busy bowling on Monday.

Monday on bowling busy are knobs door the when. Day single every purple is relish.

25 Finland

From that SpongeBob SquarePants episode. - Catacorn

I don't even know why Finland is here, but why not.

I don't even know what this is but it is funny!

Patrick Star: Finland! - PatrickStar3

26 door knob

Meow
Dingle berry.
Apple sauce.
Sandpaper.
Chicken pot pie.
Cranberry flavored penis.
Rhino clothes.
Wizard sleeves.

That's what she said

Your a door knob!

DOOR KNOBS ARE the BOMB jk I'm the BOMB

27 electric socket

I think it should be... Guess what saw at the zoo. What? Elaphant on a toilet

toilet

28 Rap God - Eminem
29 Famous
30 yellow

YELloW iS nOT mY favorite colOR

31 Animal Crossing: New Leaf
32 Giant man-eating pickle

And small man eating bananas! - Kiteretsunu

I'm loving it, new word to call my best friend!

idiots

33 Bizarre Quantum Fluctuations In Utero Of Chinese Xenophobic Metamaterials

This really cracked me up

I can't curse so I wrote what the banana instead

What the banana did I just read

34 The Burger King (Burger King) The Burger King (Burger King) The Burger King is a character created as the advertising mascot for international fast food restaurant chain Burger King that has been used in numerous television commercials and advertising programs.
35 Radiator
36 Toys
37 I'm gonna ride the pig!!!

Sounds like something I would say in Minecraft.

Love pigs, pig nob, pig arsehole, PIG

38 Triple A Batteries
39 Arms
40 Toes
41 Chicken with an RPG

Free feathers

Nice

Yes

42 Evil Toast Monster

I'm so saying this when my friend is talking seriously to me
He's going to hurt me but that's ok.

EVIL TOAST MONSTERS! TOAST WILL DESTROY US ALL! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!

43 A narwhal ate Bob Jimson so I unlocked the doorway so we would go to the alpaca show and eat popcorn that will be as crunchy as hobnob biscuit with fried yellow long-nose butterfly-fish because I am a cloud that way

The world is ending because of posts like this.-earth

I like narwhals there awesome like super awesome with jelly and kick ass horn and they make shish kababs

Minecraft...

That... WHAT?...

44 Banana
45 Mustache

Yo yo yo pink sheeps mustache is on fleek all the time

46 Bacon Bacon
47 Waterbourne Silicon-Based Arse Buckets From A Wormhole In The Middle Of Nowhere
48 Inedible Fruits Squashed Potato Soup With Frog Livers!
49 Milk

HE NEED SOME MILK - GrapeJuiceK

50 Britgirl

What's she doing here? Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

Ha! - Userguy44

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