Most Random Things Ever

The Top Ten

1 purple monkey dishwasher

Yes. That is all.

Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

This thing actually works I got my son one for Christmas and he loves it so much. I highly suggest to get one of these just do not feed it tacos.

Howdy folks! I'm from Tampa Bay, Utah (I'm a Mormon yes). I want to move to Nebraska (Omaha) and wondered if Hollywood and Beverly Hills is close by like walking distance. I want to meet George Lopez so bad! Great random word. Love you all. (I'm not a troll) #Brigitte

2 Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!

My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.

lolz that the hell? , lmao - SmoothCriminal

I have to say this to my friends! It killed me! My laugh made my family laugh because mine is funny - FerrariDude64

That's so weird that I have no idea who could possibly think of this. I'm laughing too hard by this every time I read it. - Zeebs

3 Fire Breathing Squirrels

Laugh out loud I've seen a picture of that on Google

I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...

My friends made me pick this one. I like dingo and jocelyn. Dobedobeda.

Laugh out loud I think in the Middle Ages that dragons were actually fire breathing squirrels - Harri666

4 zebra Zebras are several species of African equids united by their distinctive black and white striped coats.

So not random that it surprised me with its presence. Truly the most random thing of all is that that is not random.

"It's real, Austin! Just like zebras are! "- Ally from Austin and Ally New Years Eve Special - FuffleyandPeetah

Lol the definition

They taste like your mum

5 flying monkey

Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards

This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!

Then it challenges superman the rhinoceros to a firefighter contest - Nateawesomeness

A hamster ate my landlord - PineconeFace

6 spleen

All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!

my spleen just ruptured.. - kman73

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!

Spleen spleen spleen, red blue yellow and brown, spleen spleen spleen, I like when I gobble them down.

7 potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce

I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!

Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head

I almost couldn't breathe after reading this

Now my Minecraft name is potato explosion

8 Ice Cream

I love ice cream because it cools me off when I'm sweaty.

I'm going to eat some now

That is okay

I make my own kind of ice cream

Your mum ice cream


9 I like cheese

My friend says this everyday and I find it so cool it is on this list

For whatever reason, I say this everyday, and it was because of what I saw on Looney Tunes. So basically, a cat asked his cat buddies "Are we men or are we mice? " Then a baby cat says "I like cheese" and gets smacked in the face by the adult. I found that really funny and the way he said "I like cheese" was so cute - Mcgillacuddy

I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...

I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.

10 Are pillows edible?

Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds

At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list

I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud

Lol, I really do wonder

The Contenders

11 Justin Bieber

He will be engulfed by purple monkey dishwashers

More like "dustbin beaver" (reference to moshi monsters)

I hate this dude

More like Justin Beaver - Userguy44

12 Chocolate

I have a random phrase : Chocolate ninjas bounce on lizard bus boxes.

Chocolate why your so good but I have to kill me you now rest in peace

Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLAAATE! - FuffleyandPeetah


13 DanTDM
14 Ninja cockroach

Most random thing I have heard all day.

Well, that's certainly random. - smiley_face843

I can just visualise this sonwell


15 cheesecake

I think about it all the time

L's strawberry cheesecake?!

{._cheesecake - GrapeJuiceK

16 Add item

Hardy shams and cow heads for chicken dinner this morning at your nearest Pink Drums gas station, we pay with baby dolls.

Not here though...

Herp derp Herder derp dee derp

Dammnit it fouled me!

17 wow

Iknow write who invented wow anyway?

18 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell

Or does the lightbulb eat the banana-flavoured snake? - CompleteRandom

To be honest, this seems to happen daily as my doorbell never works.

19 Sasuke Sasuke Uchiha is a fictional character from the manga and anime franchise Naruto, created by Masashi Kishimoto.

Naruto kissed him twice

Why is sasuke here, ain't he supposed to be helping make, "Naruto Next Generations, Boruto" right about now

I call him saucecake.

20 dog
21 Yolo


22 Donald Trump's hair


love it

23 $7,146,761,049.99

I need one more penny. I only have $7,146,761,049.98... Man, I need more money! THEN, I'll be rich, and get whatever I want until the money's gone!

24 mango

this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

25 Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert

You what?

26 Box

That is so random!

I've been in a box before

I am your box

I love them

27 relish

Relish is purple every single day. When the door knobs are busy bowling on Monday.

Monday on bowling busy are knobs door the when. Day single every purple is relish.

28 door knob

Dingle berry.
Apple sauce.
Chicken pot pie.
Cranberry flavored penis.
Rhino clothes.
Wizard sleeves.

That's what she said

Your a door knob!


29 Finland Finland, officially the Republic of Finland, is a sovereign state in Europe. It has a capital of Helsinki and got independence from the Soviet Union after WWI.

I don't even know why Finland is here, but why not.

I don't even know what this is but it is funny!

Patrick Star: Finland! - PatrickStar3

30 electric socket

I think it should be... Guess what saw at the zoo. What? Elaphant on a toilet

Pikachu - Pokemonfan10


31 Rap God - Eminem
32 Famous
33 Meeeeeoooooowwww
34 yellow

YELloW iS nOT mY favorite colOR

35 Animal Crossing: New Leaf
36 Rainbow Dash Rainbow Dash is a female Pegasus pony from the 2010 kid's show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She represents the element of loyalty and is one of the 6 main characters on the show. more.


Lol. Just kidding - Pokemonfan10

37 pudding

Chocolate or vanilla?! Unless its... SUPER CHOCOLATE VANILLA RAINBOW SPRINKLE SWIRL CAKE! Then it would be okay.

38 Bizarre Quantum Fluctuations In Utero Of Chinese Xenophobic Metamaterials

This really cracked me up

What the banana did I just read

I can't curse so I wrote what the banana instead

mega good

39 "In Soviet Russia,I Love Being An Olive Bread"

On yes *clucking*

Dat got me good

what - HufflepuffGeekGirl


40 Giant man-eating pickle

And small man eating bananas! - Kiteretsunu

I'm loving it, new word to call my best friend!


41 The Burger King (Burger King) The Burger King is a character created as the advertising mascot for international fast food restaurant chain Burger King that has been used in numerous television commercials and advertising programs.

Yes I love burger king

42 Jello
43 Radiator
44 Toys

Toys In The Attic. - Userguy44

45 Triple A Batteries
46 Toes
47 Evil Toast Monster

I'm so saying this when my friend is talking seriously to me
He's going to hurt me but that's ok.


48 Chicken with an RPG

Free feathers




49 Arms
50 Tempest Shadow
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