Most Random Things Ever

The Top Ten
1 purple monkey dishwasher

Howdy folks! I'm from Tampa Bay, Utah (I'm a Mormon yes). I want to move to Nebraska (Omaha) and wondered if Hollywood and Beverly Hills is close by like walking distance. I want to meet George Lopez so bad! Great random word. Love you all. (I'm not a troll) #Brigitte

This thing actually works I got my son one for Christmas and he loves it so much. I highly suggest to get one of these just do not feed it tacos.

Chicken bones taste good when eaten with the aliens so babies named Tree can take over the world shakalabomawagadingdong and that was the 3:00 am news. Hello!

Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

2 Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!

That's so weird that I have no idea who could possibly think of this. I'm laughing too hard by this every time I read it.

I have to say this to my friends! It killed me! My laugh made my family laugh because mine is funny

My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.

Wait! The dingo ate Jocelyn! THE DINGO ATE JOCELYN?!
Will Jocelyn be the adult equivalent of Azaria Chamberlain?

3 Fire Breathing Squirrels

They have something in common in dragons,they also have a lot more things in common,their both black belts in cake fighting,they both like to eat jellybeans when their surrounded by Lego spiders

Laugh out loud I think in the Middle Ages that dragons were actually fire breathing squirrels

I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...

This-est is-est the-est most-est random-est thing-est ever-est! -est

4 zebra Zebras are several species of African equids united by their distinctive black and white striped coats.

So not random that it surprised me with its presence. Truly the most random thing of all is that that is not random.

"It's real, Austin! Just like zebras are! "- Ally from Austin and Ally New Years Eve Special

Zebras are the best

5 flying monkey

Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards

This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!

Then it challenges superman the rhinoceros to a firefighter contest

A hamster ate my landlord

6 spleen

OH YES!
All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!

my spleen just ruptured.. - kman73

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!

Spleen spleen spleen, red blue yellow and brown, spleen spleen spleen, I like when I gobble them down.

7 potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce

I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!

Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head

I almost couldn't breathe after reading this

Now my Minecraft name is potato explosion

8 I like cheese

For whatever reason, I say this everyday, and it was because of what I saw on Looney Tunes. So basically, a cat asked his cat buddies "Are we men or are we mice? " Then a baby cat says "I like cheese" and gets smacked in the face by the adult. I found that really funny and the way he said "I like cheese" was so cute

I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...

I said that once and nobody laughed. :( and I thought it was funny because I said it like this: I LIKE CHEEESE.

I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.

9 Ice Cream

I love ice cream because it cools me off when I'm sweaty.

I'm going to eat some now

10 Are pillows edible?

At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list

Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds

Most random thing ever next to beating someone with a small child.

I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud

The Contenders
11 Justin Bieber

More like "dustbin beaver" (reference to moshi monsters)

He will be engulfed by purple monkey dishwashers

I hate this guy so much when I look at him I die

More like Justin Beaver

12 Chocolate

I have a random phrase : Chocolate ninjas bounce on lizard bus boxes.

Chocolate why your so good but I have to kill me you now rest in peace

Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLAAATE!

Tom Smith: CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE

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14 Ninja cockroach

Most random thing I have heard all day.

Well, that's certainly random.

I can just visualise this sonwell

DUDE

15 cheesecake

I think about it all the time

L's strawberry cheesecake?!

{._cheesecake - GrapeJuiceK

16 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell

Or does the lightbulb eat the banana-flavoured snake? - CompleteRandom

To be honest, this seems to happen daily as my doorbell never works.

17 wow
18 Sasuke Sasuke Uchiha is a fictional character from the manga and anime franchise Naruto, created by Masashi Kishimoto.

Why is sasuke here, ain't he supposed to be helping make, "Naruto Next Generations, Boruto" right about now

Naruto kissed him twice

I call him saucecake.

19 Add item

Hardy shams and cow heads for chicken dinner this morning at your nearest Pink Drums gas station, we pay with baby dolls.

Not here though...

Herp derp Herder derp dee derp

Dammnit it fouled me!

20 Yolo
21 dog
22 Donald Trump's hair

yummy

love it

he should get slimed

23 $7,146,761,049.99

I need one more penny. I only have $7,146,761,049.98... Man, I need more money! THEN, I'll be rich, and get whatever I want until the money's gone!

I love numbers just like slime

24 mango

this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

25 Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert

You what?

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