Most Random Things Ever


The Top Ten

1 purple monkey dishwasher

Yes. That is all.

Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

This thing actually works I got my son one for Christmas and he loves it so much. I highly suggest to get one of these just do not feed it tacos.

Okay, so random.

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2 Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!

My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.

lolz that the hell? , lmao - SmoothCriminal

I have to say this to my friends! It killed me! My laugh made my family laugh because mine is funny - FerrariDude64

The purple monkey dishwashers are the eats of the dingo kangas!

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3 Fire Breathing Squirrels

Laugh out loud I've seen a picture of that on Google

I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...

My friends made me pick this one. I like dingo and jocelyn. Dobedobeda.

No wayyy

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4 potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce

I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!

Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head

I almost couldn't breathe after reading this


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5 I like cheese

For whatever reason, I say this everyday, and it was because of what I saw on Looney Tunes. So basically, a cat asked his cat buddies "Are we men or are we mice? " Then a baby cat says "I like cheese" and gets smacked in the face by the adult. I found that really funny and the way he said "I like cheese" was so cute - Mcgillacuddy

I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...

I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.

My friend says this everyday and I find it so cool it is on this list

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6 zebra zebra Zebras are several species of African equids united by their distinctive black and white striped coats.

So not random that it surprised me with its presence. Truly the most random thing of all is that that is not random.

"It's real, Austin! Just like zebras are! "- Ally from Austin and Ally New Years Eve Special - FuffleyandPeetah

Lol the definition

Zebras are the best - PeeledBanana

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7 Are pillows edible?

Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds

At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list

I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud

Just chose a random choice of the multi-words

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8 flying monkey

Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards

This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!

Then it challenges superman the rhinoceros to a firefighter contest - Nateawesomeness

*flashbacks to Wizard of Oz* *burns Wizard of Oz DVD* - FuffleyandPeetah

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9 spleen

All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!

my spleen just ruptured.. - kman73

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!

I got my spleen removed

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10 Ice Cream

I love ice cream because it cools me off when I'm sweaty.

I'm going to eat some now

I make my own kind of ice cream

Your mum ice cream


The Newcomers

? Goats are like mushrooms and if you shoot a duck I'll be afraid of toasters

Not 100% accurate but still good - LordOfLight

The Contenders

11 Justin Bieber

He will be engulfed by purple monkey dishwashers

I hate this dude

More like Justin Beaver - Userguy44

I hate this guy so much when I look at him I die

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12 Chocolate

Chocolate why your so good but I have to kill me you now rest in peace

Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLAAATE! - FuffleyandPeetah


13 cheesecake

L's strawberry cheesecake?!

{._cheesecake - GrapeJuiceK

14 Ninja cockroach

Most random thing I have heard all day.

Well, that's certainly random. - smiley_face843

I can just visualise this sonwell

When cockroaches climb walls and start throwing stars...
My classmates practically fell off their seats laughing.

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15 Add item

Hardy shams and cow heads for chicken dinner this morning at your nearest Pink Drums gas station, we pay with baby dolls.

Not here though...

Herp derp Herder derp dee derp

Dammnit it fouled me!

16 wow

Iknow write who invented wow anyway?

17 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell

Or does the lightbulb eat the banana-flavoured snake? - CompleteRandom

To be honest, this seems to happen daily as my doorbell never works.

18 Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Uchiha is a fictional character from the manga and anime franchise Naruto, created by Masashi Kishimoto.

Naruto kissed him twice

Why is sasuke here, ain't he supposed to be helping make, "Naruto Next Generations, Boruto" right about now

19 Yolo


20 $7,146,761,049.99

I need one more penny. I only have $7,146,761,049.98... Man, I need more money! THEN, I'll be rich, and get whatever I want until the money's gone!

21 mango

this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

22 Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert

You what?


23 Donald Trump's hair


24 Box

That is so random!

I've been in a box before

I am your box

I love them

25 door knob

Dingle berry.
Apple sauce.
Chicken pot pie.
Cranberry flavored penis.
Rhino clothes.
Wizard sleeves.

That's what she said

Your a door knob!


26 relish

Relish is purple every single day. When the door knobs are busy bowling on Monday.

Monday on bowling busy are knobs door the when. Day single every purple is relish.

27 Finland Finland

From that SpongeBob SquarePants episode. - Catacorn

I don't even know why Finland is here, but why not.

I don't even know what this is but it is funny!

Patrick Star: Finland! - PatrickStar3

28 electric socket

I think it should be... Guess what saw at the zoo. What? Elaphant on a toilet


29 Rap God - Eminem
30 Famous
31 yellow

YELloW iS nOT mY favorite colOR

32 Animal Crossing: New Leaf
33 pudding

Chocolate or vanilla?! Unless its... SUPER CHOCOLATE VANILLA RAINBOW SPRINKLE SWIRL CAKE! Then it would be okay.

34 Giant man-eating pickle

And small man eating bananas! - Kiteretsunu

I'm loving it, new word to call my best friend!


35 "In Soviet Russia,I Love Being An Olive Bread"

On yes *clucking*

what - HufflepuffGeekGirl

36 Bizarre Quantum Fluctuations In Utero Of Chinese Xenophobic Metamaterials

This really cracked me up

I can't curse so I wrote what the banana instead

What the banana did I just read

37 The Burger King (Burger King) The Burger King (Burger King) The Burger King is a character created as the advertising mascot for international fast food restaurant chain Burger King that has been used in numerous television commercials and advertising programs.
38 Jello
39 Radiator
40 Toys
41 I'm gonna ride the pig!!!

Sounds like something I would say in Minecraft.

Love pigs, pig nob, pig arsehole, PIG

42 Triple A Batteries
43 Arms
44 Toes
45 Chicken with an RPG

Free feathers



46 Evil Toast Monster

I'm so saying this when my friend is talking seriously to me
He's going to hurt me but that's ok.


47 A narwhal ate Bob Jimson so I unlocked the doorway so we would go to the alpaca show and eat popcorn that will be as crunchy as hobnob biscuit with fried yellow long-nose butterfly-fish because I am a cloud that way

The world is ending because of posts like this.-earth

I like narwhals there awesome like super awesome with jelly and kick ass horn and they make shish kababs


That... WHAT?...

48 Mustache

Yo yo yo pink sheeps mustache is on fleek all the time

49 Banana
50 Bacon Bacon
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2. Arms
3. Bacon
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