Most Random Things Ever

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The Top Ten

1 purple monkey dishwasher

FUZZY HIPPO SOCKS ON YELLOW FACED BANANA EATERS.
Yes. That is all.

Big but donkey killed a triangle eating bratwurst

SEXUAL POTATO HAMSTER

Green kitty laundry machine. - Firemist

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2 Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!

My friends say this when they are drunk

How do you add to lists? - HoneyBadgers

My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.

Um 😐 what the heck are those words trying to explain

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3 Fire Breathing Squirrels

Laugh out loud I've seen a picture of that on Google

I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...

My friends made me pick this one. I like dingo and jocelyn. Dobedobeda.

Laugh out loud I think in the Middle Ages that dragons were actually fire breathing squirrels - Harri666

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4 zebra zebra Zebras are several species of African equids united by their distinctive black and white striped coats.

"It's real, Austin! Just like zebras are! "- Ally from Austin and Ally New Years Eve Special - FuffleyandPeetah

So not random that it surprised me with its presence. Truly the most random thing of all is that that is not random.

Lol the definition

Free the caged zebra.in the zoo behind bars wering prison stripes so sad.

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5 flying monkey

Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards

This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!

Then it challenges superman the rhinoceros to a firefighter contest - Nateawesomeness

A hamster ate my landlord - PineconeFace

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6 spleen

OH YES!
All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!

my spleen just ruptured.. - kman73

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!

Spleen spleen spleen, red blue yellow and brown, spleen spleen spleen, I like when I gobble them down.

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7 potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce

YEET the fam squad of DEATH!

This is SO FUNNY I LOVE IT

I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!

Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head

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8 Ice Cream

That is okay

I love ice cream because it cools me off when I'm sweaty.

I'm going to eat some now

I make my own kind of ice cream

Your mum ice cream

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9 I like cheese

This person I know says this ALL THE TIME!

My friend says this everyday and I find it so cool it is on this list

I don't just like cheese, I LOVE CHEESE! - --ChadBlake--

I like cheese too. - Lucy1402

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10 Are pillows edible?

Yes pillows are edible

Yes

Are humans invisible? - Firemist

Just chose a random choice of the multi-words

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The Contenders

11 Justin Bieber

More like "dustbin beaver" (reference to moshi monsters)

I hate justin bieber. - tropicaljay

More like Justin Beaver - Userguy44

He will be engulfed by purple monkey dishwashers

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12 Chocolate

I have a random phrase : Chocolate ninjas bounce on lizard bus boxes.

Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLAAATE! - FuffleyandPeetah

Chocolate why your so good but I have to kill me you now rest in peace

Tom Smith: CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE - PatrickStar3

13 DanTDM DanTDM
14 Ninja cockroach

Most random thing I have heard all day.

Well, that's certainly random. - smiley_face843

I can just visualise this sonwell

DUDE

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15 cheesecake

I think about it all the time

L's strawberry cheesecake?!

{._cheesecake - GrapeJuiceK

16 Add item

Hardy shams and cow heads for chicken dinner this morning at your nearest Pink Drums gas station, we pay with baby dolls.

Not here though...

Herp derp Herder derp dee derp

Dammnit it fouled me!

17 wow

Iknow write who invented wow anyway?

18 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell

Or does the lightbulb eat the banana-flavoured snake? - CompleteRandom

To be honest, this seems to happen daily as my doorbell never works.

19 Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Uchiha is a fictional character from the manga and anime franchise Naruto, created by Masashi Kishimoto.

I call him saucecake.

Naruto kissed him twice

Why is sasuke here, ain't he supposed to be helping make, "Naruto Next Generations, Boruto" right about now

20 dog
21 Yolo

LOLOLOLOLXDDROFL U JUST GOT TROLLD

22 Donald Trump's hair

love it

yummy

23 $7,146,761,049.99

I need one more penny. I only have $7,146,761,049.98... Man, I need more money! THEN, I'll be rich, and get whatever I want until the money's gone!

24 mango

this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

25 Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert

You what?

26 Box

I love them

That is so random!

I've been in a box before

I am your box

27 relish

Relish is purple every single day. When the door knobs are busy bowling on Monday.

Monday on bowling busy are knobs door the when. Day single every purple is relish.

28 door knob

That's what she said

Meow
Dingle berry.
Apple sauce.
Sandpaper.
Chicken pot pie.
Cranberry flavored penis.
Rhino clothes.
Wizard sleeves.

Your a door knob!

DOOR KNOBS ARE the BOMB jk I'm the BOMB

29 Finland Finland Finland, officially the Republic of Finland, is a sovereign state in Europe. It has a capital of Helsinki and got independence from the Soviet Union after WWI.

From that SpongeBob SquarePants episode. - Catacorn

I don't even know why Finland is here, but why not.

I don't even know what this is but it is funny!

Patrick Star: Finland! - PatrickStar3

30 electric socket

Pikachu - Pokemonfan10

I think it should be... Guess what saw at the zoo. What? Elaphant on a toilet

toilet

31 Rap God - Eminem UListen to Sample
32 Famous
33 Meeeeeoooooowwww
34 yellow

YELloW iS nOT mY favorite colOR

35 Animal Crossing: New Leaf
36 Rainbow Dash Rainbow Dash Rainbow Dash is a female Pegasus pony from the 2010 kid's show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She represents the element of loyalty and is one of the 6 main characters on the show. ...read more.

BRONY DETECTED!

Lol. Just kidding - Pokemonfan10

37 pudding

Chocolate or vanilla?! Unless its... SUPER CHOCOLATE VANILLA RAINBOW SPRINKLE SWIRL CAKE! Then it would be okay.

38 Bizarre Quantum Fluctuations In Utero Of Chinese Xenophobic Metamaterials

mega good

This really cracked me up

What the banana did I just read

I can't curse so I wrote what the banana instead

39 "In Soviet Russia,I Love Being An Olive Bread"

*hunger*

Dat got me good

On yes *clucking*

what - HufflepuffGeekGirl

40 Giant man-eating pickle

And small man eating bananas! - Kiteretsunu

I'm loving it, new word to call my best friend!

idiots

41 The Burger King (Burger King) The Burger King (Burger King) The Burger King is a character created as the advertising mascot for international fast food restaurant chain Burger King that has been used in numerous television commercials and advertising programs.

Yes I love burger king

42 Jello
43 Radiator
44 Toys

Toys In The Attic. - Userguy44

45 Triple A Batteries
46 Toes
47 Evil Toast Monster

I'm so saying this when my friend is talking seriously to me
He's going to hurt me but that's ok.

EVIL TOAST MONSTERS! TOAST WILL DESTROY US ALL! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!

48 Chicken with an RPG

Boom

Free feathers

Nice

Yes

49 Arms
50 Tempest Shadow Tempest Shadow
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