Most Random Things Ever

The Top Ten
1 purple monkey dishwasher

FUZZY HIPPO SOCKS ON YELLOW FACED BANANA EATERS.
Yes. That is all.

They finished my beans for me. That's why I gave them a multiverse as a gift for Thursday. - SoongeBill

Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

This thing actually works I got my son one for Christmas and he loves it so much. I highly suggest to get one of these just do not feed it tacos.

2 Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!

My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.

lolz that the hell? , lmao

I have to say this to my friends! It killed me! My laugh made my family laugh because mine is funny

That's so weird that I have no idea who could possibly think of this. I'm laughing too hard by this every time I read it.

3 Fire Breathing Squirrels

Laugh out loud I've seen a picture of that on Google

I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...

My friends made me pick this one. I like dingo and jocelyn. Dobedobeda.

Laugh out loud I think in the Middle Ages that dragons were actually fire breathing squirrels

4 zebra Zebras are several species of African equids united by their distinctive black and white striped coats.

So not random that it surprised me with its presence. Truly the most random thing of all is that that is not random.

"It's real, Austin! Just like zebras are! "- Ally from Austin and Ally New Years Eve Special

Lol the definition

They taste like your mum

5 flying monkey

Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards

This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!

Then it challenges superman the rhinoceros to a firefighter contest - Nateawesomeness

A hamster ate my landlord - PineconeFace

6 spleen

OH YES!
All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!

my spleen just ruptured.. - kman73

Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!

Spleen spleen spleen, red blue yellow and brown, spleen spleen spleen, I like when I gobble them down.

7 potato potato explosion explosion beedeedleooo jim carrey meow goes the fish horse goes the applesauce

I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!

Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head

I almost couldn't breathe after reading this

Now my Minecraft name is potato explosion

8 Ice Cream

I love ice cream because it cools me off when I'm sweaty.

I'm going to eat some now

That is okay

I make my own kind of ice cream

Your mum ice cream

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9 I like cheese

For whatever reason, I say this everyday, and it was because of what I saw on Looney Tunes. So basically, a cat asked his cat buddies "Are we men or are we mice? " Then a baby cat says "I like cheese" and gets smacked in the face by the adult. I found that really funny and the way he said "I like cheese" was so cute

I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...

I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.

My friend says this everyday and I find it so cool it is on this list

10 Are pillows edible?

Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds

At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list

I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud

Lol, I really do wonder

The Contenders
11 Justin Bieber

He will be engulfed by purple monkey dishwashers

More like "dustbin beaver" (reference to moshi monsters)

More like Justin Beaver

I hate this dude

12 Chocolate

I have a random phrase : Chocolate ninjas bounce on lizard bus boxes.

Chocolate why your so good but I have to kill me you now rest in peace

Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLAAATE!

Tom Smith: CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE

13 DanTDM
14 Ninja cockroach

Most random thing I have heard all day.

Well, that's certainly random.

I can just visualise this sonwell

DUDE

15 cheesecake

I think about it all the time

L's strawberry cheesecake?!

{._cheesecake - GrapeJuiceK

16 Add item

Hardy shams and cow heads for chicken dinner this morning at your nearest Pink Drums gas station, we pay with baby dolls.

Not here though...

Herp derp Herder derp dee derp

Dammnit it fouled me!

17 wow

Iknow write who invented wow anyway?

18 A mushroom pie eats the doorbell

Or does the lightbulb eat the banana-flavoured snake? - CompleteRandom

To be honest, this seems to happen daily as my doorbell never works.

19 Sasuke Sasuke Uchiha is a fictional character from the manga and anime franchise Naruto, created by Masashi Kishimoto.

Why is sasuke here, ain't he supposed to be helping make, "Naruto Next Generations, Boruto" right about now

Naruto kissed him twice

I call him saucecake.

20 dog
21 Yolo

LOLOLOLOLXDDROFL U JUST GOT TROLLD

22 Donald Trump's hair

yummy

love it

23 $7,146,761,049.99

I need one more penny. I only have $7,146,761,049.98... Man, I need more money! THEN, I'll be rich, and get whatever I want until the money's gone!

24 mango

this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"

25 Orange Northern Yorkshire Based Toad-In-The-Holes At A Dub-House Concert

You what?

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