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FUZZY HIPPO SOCKS ON YELLOW FACED BANANA EATERS.
Yes. That is all.
Inuyasha duh! :) that's the best random word ever heard.
So... Purple Monkey Dishwasher!
Howdy folks! I'm from Tampa Bay, Utah (I'm a Mormon yes). I want to move to Nebraska (Omaha) and wondered if Hollywood and Beverly Hills is close by like walking distance. I want to meet George Lopez so bad! Great random word. Love you all. (I'm not a troll) #Brigitte
How did u get that?V 29 Comments
My friend fell to the floor holding her sides laughing when I said this to her.
lolz that the hell? , lmao - SmoothCriminal
I have to say this to my friends! It killed me! My laugh made my family laugh because mine is funny - FerrariDude64
The purple monkey dishwashers are the eats of the dingo kangas!V 15 Comments
Laugh out loud I've seen a picture of that on Google
I'm obsessed with my wish to kill a squirrel. :3 I just had to vote for this one...
My friends made me pick this one. I like dingo and jocelyn. Dobedobeda.
You know what I miss my fishV 8 Comments
I cracked up at this. I don't remember seeing this before. When'd this get here? It is hilarious!
Haha I cracked up when I saw this but then I fell out of my chair and hit my head
I almost couldn't breathe after reading this
Michael Bay confirmed - PeeledBananaV 10 Comments
Funny. All the others sound like they are written by 6 year olds
At school I go through the day and ask people random questions like this. This is going to be added to my list
I mean you can try it, it won't taste well though. Laugh out loud
Obviously. My country sells chocolate pillows in wrappers! - Neonco31V 20 Comments
Or does the lightbulb eat the banana-flavoured snake? - CompleteRandom
To be honest, this seems to happen daily as my doorbell never works.V 1 Comment
For whatever reason, I say this everyday, and it was because of what I saw on Looney Tunes. So basically, a cat asked his cat buddies "Are we men or are we mice? " Then a baby cat says "I like cheese" and gets smacked in the face by the adult. I found that really funny and the way he said "I like cheese" was so cute - Mcgillacuddy
I say this everyday, even before I saw this, now I'm really unpopular... But, WHO CARES? Ha ha, I like cheese so much...
I say this way too much. When I was in 2nd grade, this is the only thing I would say.
I don't know - BubbyboopV 19 Comments
Pole dancing ducks raiding a spacecraft with silver unicorns that are chasing them with apple guns filled with purple juice and the silver unicorns like keyboards
This is ridiculously funny;) I don't think that is possible for that to happen to a monkey though! :(. I wish I had a pet monkey especially if it could fly ;) that would be so cool!
Then it challenges superman the rhinoceros to a firefighter contest - NateawesomenessV 3 Comments
All the lads at our school always used to say, I gotta ruptures spleen!
But I so prefer the saying: That spanner has Massive nipples!
my spleen just ruptured.. - kman73
Hahahaha my friend heard this and literally fell over laughing! It was so funny!
lol - GriffinDogeV 5 Comments
So not random that it surprised me with its presence. Truly the most random thing of all is that that is not random.
They taste like your mum
Lol the definition
Zebras are the best - PeeledBananaV 3 Comments
I love ice cream because it cools me off when I'm sweaty.V 2 Comments
The world is ending because of posts like this.-earth
I like narwhals there awesome like super awesome with jelly and kick ass horn and they make shish kababs
Most random thing I have heard all day.
When cockroaches climb walls and start throwing stars...
My classmates practically fell off their seats laughing.
this is so true, I think I started this one with "FLYING MANGOS"
He will be engulfed by purple monkey dishwashers
I hate this guy so much when I look at him I die
I hate this dude
The Beatles are SO much better.
I LOVE YOU GEORGE HARRISON!
Chicken pot pie.
Cranberry flavored penis.
Relish is purple every single day. When the door knobs are busy bowling on Monday.
Monday on bowling busy are knobs door the when. Day single every purple is relish.
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