Most Random Things Ever

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61 Will Ferrell
62 Bill Gates
63 Macintosh 128k
64 I don't understand! You only destroy my planet and finally the turtle doesn't write. To save our family, just bake me again. NO JOKES IN AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE, PLEASE!

I had to read this like five times and I STILL don't get it. PURE RANDOMNESS. - isabellapineiro

I get it! If the world is destroyed and the turtle wont write back, the turtle has to bake me to save the world! Jokes in an ancient language could potentialy bore the crap out of us so much that the turtle wont write back. BUT WAIT jokes in an ancient language contains 31 letters there is 1 eye on the ILLUMINATI 31 minus 1 equals 30 there are 10 letters in illuminati 30 divided by 10 is 3 there are 3 sides on the ILLUMINATI SO this extremely random haffymaff is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

I think it's talking about some kind of food that has a turtle. This is so funny! - funnyuser

Whoever wrote this deserves a medal and a raise.

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65 wow
66 George the Purple Cow

I have seen purple cows in the original Ben 10. - Kiteretsunu

67 Halo spartan in a grass-skirt and a coconut bra

I like this a lot!

68 My Little Ponies Say Friendship Is Magic With Cupcakes!
69 pudding

Chocolate or vanilla?! Unless its... SUPER CHOCOLATE VANILLA RAINBOW SPRINKLE SWIRL CAKE! Then it would be okay.

70 Kitty
71 A Bird Of Prey Bit Me. Owl.

He said to leaf him alone. Owl. - funnyuser

72 I didn't study!
73 Bobzilla

Oh no its BOBZILLA! He will come for us all

74 Blure
75 Cats
76 Hogwarts
77 Baby - Justin Bieber
78 Stupid Raps
79 Tommy the Turd

How about Tommy the toilet turd

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80 Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate

Gather around while I tell you the ancient mystic saga of Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate. - PositronWildhawk

LARRY THE LEGENDARY DUCK PIRATE? NEXT WILL BE MIKEY THE MAGIC DISHWASHER. Laugh out loud!

The meeting of Mikey the Magic Dishwasher and Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate :
Larry :Hello!
Mikey:...
Larry : Hello!
Mikey:...
Larry : bye, you're not my friend anymore! 1(leaves the room)
Mikey : I'm Mikey. - funnyuser

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