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I had to read this like five times and I STILL don't get it. PURE RANDOMNESS. - isabellapineiro
I get it! If the world is destroyed and the turtle wont write back, the turtle has to bake me to save the world! Jokes in an ancient language could potentialy bore the crap out of us so much that the turtle wont write back. BUT WAIT jokes in an ancient language contains 31 letters there is 1 eye on the ILLUMINATI 31 minus 1 equals 30 there are 10 letters in illuminati 30 divided by 10 is 3 there are 3 sides on the ILLUMINATI SO this extremely random haffymaff is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
I think it's talking about some kind of food that has a turtle. This is so funny! - funnyuser
Whoever wrote this deserves a medal and a raise.V 11 Comments
I have seen purple cows in the original Ben 10. - Kiteretsunu
I like this a lot!
Chocolate or vanilla?! Unless its... SUPER CHOCOLATE VANILLA RAINBOW SPRINKLE SWIRL CAKE! Then it would be okay.
He said to leaf him alone. Owl. - funnyuser
Oh no its BOBZILLA! He will come for us all
How about Tommy the toilet turdV 2 Comments
Gather around while I tell you the ancient mystic saga of Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate. - PositronWildhawk
LARRY THE LEGENDARY DUCK PIRATE? NEXT WILL BE MIKEY THE MAGIC DISHWASHER. Laugh out loud!
The meeting of Mikey the Magic Dishwasher and Larry the Legendary Duck Pirate :
Larry : Hello!
Larry : bye, you're not my friend anymore! 1(leaves the room)
Mikey : I'm Mikey. - funnyuser
YOU LIE! (filler for post minimum... Yeah... Monkey anus... Needs more quality... )V 2 Comments
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