Most Useful Plastic Soldiers

Remember the good old days when you and your green buddies saved your room from the Tan army and their friend the family cat? Vote on which plastic soldier is commanding your army! Like always feel free to add any I may have missed for in war every soldier is hopefully present and accounted for!

The Top Ten

1 Rifleman

The soldier who stands upright prepared for the worst with rifle in hand and always has his eyes fixed on the target. - bonezee

2 Bazooka

The kneeling soldier who means business. With a bazooka ready at all times he is ready for the enemy! - bonezee

3 Flamethrower

This soldier is used to the smell of burnt plastic and knows that what has been melted can never truly be fixed. - bonezee

4 Sniper

This soldier lies on the edge of a cliff and takes aim. Spending 5 years in Advanced Sniping Class he is ready for long ranged goodness. - bonezee

Snipers are the best. How come riflemen are higher?

5 Grenade Soldier

With a serious look on his face and a belt of grenades this soldier is so good at throwing he could have had a baseball great career. - bonezee

6 Machinegunner

Forever ready behind his plastic dirt wall ready to unleash automatic rounds without a care! - bonezee

Sounds like me... I am not going to do too good with a shot gun or sniper.

7 Rocket Trooper

Rocket aimed and ready for the tan hordes, this soldier is a long ranged god hoping that his enemy is far enough! - bonezee

8 Crawler

Ever so silent he crawls under fences and silently in and out of enemy view. Sadly that's almost the only thing he can do. - bonezee

9 Guard

The soldier who would rather stay behind is the guard. Normally he just hums the words "On Patrol" in a rhythmic tune. - bonezee

10 Minesweeper

He may not be too useful, but if it weren't for him none of the others soldiers would be willing to walk through a minefield. Then again, who would? - bonezee

The Contenders

11 Harambe Harambe "Harambe" (27th May 1999 - 28th May 2016) was the name of a male western lowland gorilla in the Cincinnati Zoo who was shot and killed by a staff member in 2016 due to child negligence, sparking public outrage and later a revered internet meme.

The quiet and illusive Harambe is the ultimate battlefield assassin and occasional medic. Sadly, enemy Zookeepers are extremely effective against him.

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