Top Ten Movies That Can Be Summarised In Ten Words


The Top Ten

1 Titanic

"It was an iceberg, you blind sod! Glug, glug, glug."
Or in two, "it sank." - PositronWildhawk

2 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

"The ring was destroyed. The annoying firey eye blew up." - PositronWildhawk

3 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Sorry, small mix-up that we can't fix. Voldemort said so." - PositronWildhawk

4 Thirteen Days

"Happily, they never got round to blowing each other up."
Or in four, "hardly a fortnight's holiday." - PositronWildhawk

5 Casablanca

"Didn't take THAT LONG to get on the bloody plane! " - PositronWildhawk

6 127 Hours

"He might have cut it off a few hours sooner! " - PositronWildhawk

7 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"An exclusive trip with too few health and safety regulations." - PositronWildhawk

8 Casino Royale

Hi, PositronWildhawk. Voted Casablanca before just because it's my favourite film but you do have a point with this one. Would have saved so much time. - Britgirl

"A long, elaborate spy mission; they could've arrested him first."
Sorry if I spoiled Casino Royale for anyone, but they could have just done that. - PositronWildhawk

9 The Birds

"Birds go bugging people for no reason. Maybe anger problems." - PositronWildhawk

10 Jurassic Park

"Small experiment means everyone gets eaten. Boffins felt such imbeciles." - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 The Last Airbender

I'd do one for this if I'd seen it. Which I haven't. And judging by reviews, that may be good. Anyone want to step in? - PositronWildhawk

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