Top Ten Movies That Can Be Summarised In Ten Words

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 Titanic

"It was an iceberg, you blind sod! Glug, glug, glug."
Or in two, "it sank." - PositronWildhawk

2 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

"The ring was destroyed. The annoying firey eye blew up." - PositronWildhawk

3 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Sorry, small mix-up that we can't fix. Voldemort said so." - PositronWildhawk

4 Thirteen Days

"Happily, they never got round to blowing each other up."
Or in four, "hardly a fortnight's holiday." - PositronWildhawk

5 Casablanca

"Didn't take THAT LONG to get on the bloody plane! " - PositronWildhawk

6 127 Hours

"He might have cut it off a few hours sooner! " - PositronWildhawk

7 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"An exclusive trip with too few health and safety regulations." - PositronWildhawk

8 Casino Royale

Hi, PositronWildhawk. Voted Casablanca before just because it's my favourite film but you do have a point with this one. Would have saved so much time. - Britgirl

"A long, elaborate spy mission; they could've arrested him first."
Sorry if I spoiled Casino Royale for anyone, but they could have just done that. - PositronWildhawk

9 The Birds

"Birds go bugging people for no reason. Maybe anger problems." - PositronWildhawk

10 Jurassic Park

"Small experiment means everyone gets eaten. Boffins felt such imbeciles." - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 The Last Airbender

I'd do one for this if I'd seen it. Which I haven't. And judging by reviews, that may be good. Anyone want to step in? - PositronWildhawk

12 It (2017)

Do not trust red balloons with lullabies. Clown will kill.

13 Hercules (1997)

A disgrace to Greek mythology, but who cares, it’s awesome!

14 It’s a Wonderful Life

Don’t commit suicide. Life is horrible if you never existed.

15 Vegas Vacation

Why you should not leave kids unsupervised while in Vegas

16 Frozen

Brainwashing little girls everywhere to worship snowman and snow queen.

17 Annabelle

Antique dolls are creepy demons that will possess your soul.

18 The Hangover

Four men and a baby gets really wild at Vegas

19 Leaving Las Vegas

Alcoholic goes to Vegas to hook up with girl then dies

20 Showgirls

Sexy topless women gets nasty backstage while performing in Vegas

21 Child's Play

Not all toys are safe for kids to play with

22 Miracle on 34th Street

"Santa" goes to the mental hospital for being drunk and delusional

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