Top 10 Movies Kids Shouldn't Watch

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The Top Ten

1 Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

It's serial killer stuff so don't show your kids.

2 Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
3 Bruno

There's one scene where they show a certain body part moving around in circulation nothing kids should be exposed to. - egnomac

Foul language, sex scenes and a scene with a talking penis spinning around. Need I say any more? - Mrveteran

4 The Dark Knight

While it's a Batman movie this isn't the Batman most kids are accustomed to, its dark, violent and Heath Ledger's portrayal of the The Joker will give kids nightmares. - egnomac

The scary presence of the Joker, violent action scenes and some heavy subject matter may make this a superhero film that you may want to question showing your kids. - Mrveteran

You wanna know how I got these mental scars... I watched the dark knight at 3 years old

Saw this movie long ago. What's the problem? - zxm

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5 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

No it's not scary! I was not scared at all! I always watch this at my dads all the time! I like it kids can watch it! ( Counts me! )

I saw this movie when I was young it's not that bad - PatrickStar

Trust me, you'll die of boredom (and so will your kid.) - Navylexi

Idiotic parents who says it not for kids - LaST_LiGHT

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6 Borat
7 Watership Down

How did this not get an R rating. - egnomac

These bunnies totally go mortal kombat on each other.

They should re-rate this R.

Yeah for a kids movie this is very dark and again I know a lot of old children movies are but this just has constant death and bunnies getting ripped apart and it's funny because just by looking at the posters and stuff it looks like it's gonna be a happy go lucky G rated film with cute little bunnies but when you watch the film you are like oh my god this film was aiming at little kids and I think this is one of those films that can't be made today because if it was it will probably get at least a PG-13 or something like that but aside from that this film isn't really bad it's just for kids movie it's unpleasant and I know a lot of films back in the 70s 80s and early 90s were dark and I think that's good because I think kids need a bit of darkness in their life not 100% but they have to know life isn't all fun and games and just ignore those anti-pc buffoons who think oh kids can't handle darkness oh we shouldn't challenge their little minds and all that stuff and I can't stand ...more

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8 Scarface

Too much chance of misunderstanding the "glorification" of cocaine, power, money - Billyv

There's also a lot of gun violence.

Me and my dad watched it. We had a great time. - BeatlesFan1964

I LOVE this movie.Non stop action,drugs,gruesome deaths,language,My 7 year old brother loves this movie too! Me and my 7 year old brother cannot express how much we LOVE this movie.

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9 Fritz the Cat

It's not a kid friendly film

10 Pink Flamingos

The Newcomers

? Case 39
? Shark Night

The Contenders

11 Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom
12 Zombie Strippers
13 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

I watched it when I was 6..it was so good - Ananya

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14 American Psycho

Love this movie.This contains intense violence,pervasive language,drug use,and strong sexual content as well as graphic nudity.Do not let kids watch this for the sake of their well being.

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15 Debris Documentar

I voted to this because is more darkest and more disturbing than herny: portait of a serial killer, seriously, that movie is a crap

16 Cannibal Holocaust

The deaths were so realistic, the filmmakers were accused of actually murdering the people who die. - DieGedankenSindFrei

It's called Cannibal Holocaust, of course you're children shouldn't watch it.

17 The Hangover

To be fair, no-one should see this lacklustre comedy unless you have never seen any other comedies before. - Mrveteran

Way too inappropriate for teens too
Has S**, Porn, AND Drugs

Hey kids, this is a great movie for you! (sarcasticly) - micahisthebest

Seen it! - BeatlesFan1964

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18 The Wolf of Wall Street

47 times more inappropriate than The Hangover

The only good things about this movie are the actors and actresses

My parents still don't know I've seen this. - BeatlesFan1964

My dad never let me watch it so I looked up scenes on YouTube I was thinking is
" I totally get why"

19 The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

This film has lots of adult humor and scary monsters.

I want to make a rant out of this movie.

This movie has lots of nudity in it. especially that one scene where velvet von black grows her breasts to the size of two basketballs.

20 Saw

Why would you even show your kids a movie where people are forced to play a game of survival and if they loosed they're ripped, sliced, and killed in really brutal ways.

The fact that a little kid is in mortal danger is bad enough, but add to that extreme violence, a dark atmosphere and plenty of sinister moments means that this is one that is utterly inappropriate for kids. - Mrveteran

I'm not even allowed to watch it. Every time I hear the t.v saying it's going to come on I get chills.

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