Top 10 Movies Nostalgia Critic Should Review for Season 12

The Top Ten

Doogal

So bad that it made The Phantom Menace look like The Empire Strikes Back.

This makes A Troll in Central Park look like Princess Mononoke!

Only socially challenged retards who wear diapers like this movie

All copies of this loser movie should be trampled by a wildebeest stampede.

Dangerously Close

He needs to review this crappy film

Wacky Adventures of Ronald

If he were to do another WTR (Was that Real) I think this will be perfect

Yes

Fat Albert

Somebody out there should also put Pinocchio (2002), Underdog, The Trumpet of the Swan, Top Cat: The Movie, and mother! on this list.

Inspector Gadget 2
Marmaduke

I have a Scooby-Doo nightmare.

Someone should also put Zoom on this list.

Not only was poor Emma Stone dragged into this trainwreck, so was Kiefer Sutherland!

This makes Gordy look like Babe.

Batman: Under the Red Hood
Bee Movie
The Alamo
Batman: The Movie

The Contenders

Charlotte's Web
Ratchet & Clank
Mars Needs Moms

And while on the topic of horrible animated movies that Disney has rightfully disowned, someone should also add Strange Magic to this list. Worst George Lucas film ever made!

This movie is an unholy demon that should be sent back to hell where it belongs.

The "humans" in this movie don't even look remotely human.

Still not as ugly as Momo.

Show Dogs
The Dark Knight Rises

He did a regular Doug review of it, but not a Nostalgia Critic episode

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

And speaking of terrible fourth movies that have absolutely zero reason to exist, he should also rip Home Alone 4 to shreds one day!

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls
Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return

The Wizard of Eugh!

Home on the Range

Far worse than Rango as far as animated westerns are concerned.

Someone already mentioned it.

Horrid Henry: The Movie
G-Saviour

It's so bad that I want him to rip it apart to shreds.

This movie < DB Evolution

Tekken
My Little Pony: The Movie

I personally have a grudge against the MLP franchise as a whole so I would be happy if the Nostalgia Critic did a negative review of it.

Totally Spies: The Movie

That movie sure was a bizarre experience to say the least...

Furby Island

This thing is ugly as sin. The sooner he rips it to shreds, the better.

Wait, this actually exists?

Oogieloves should also be on this list

Jetsons: The Movie

Wanna watch a good version of this movie? Just stick with Pixar's Wall-E.

Having Judy Jetson voiced by mediocre pop singer Tiffany was completely pointless, especially for something that was made by Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera themselves.

Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie

If the NC ever decides to review this movie, he should use Nelvana's horribly-butchered-to-pieces English dub of the movie titled "Cardcaptors: the Movie" instead of the original Japanese version.

MegaMan NT Warrior: Program of Light and Dark
Yu-Gi-Oh! the Movie: Pyramid of Light
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Son of Batman
Space Chimps

Coincidentally, this movie looks like it was actually made by chimps.

Other bad animated space movies that NC could review and rip to shreds: Fly Me to the Moon, Planet 51, and Escape from Planet Earth.

Mulan II

Other horrible Disney sequels that NC could do full reviews of: Belle's Magical World, Hunchback 2, Fox and the Hound 2, Cinderella 2, Little Mermaid 2, and Tarzan & Jane.

Just for the sake of it.

Happy Feet

It would be a lot of fun to see the Nostalgia Critic tear this movie apart.

This movie may be bad, but it's still a better love story than Twilight.

Hopefully he doesn't consider this to be too similar to The Pebble and the Penguin for him to review.

Not that bad of a movie but could most certainly use the NC treatment somehow.

The Grinch

By all technical accounts, because is a much better fit for the Grinch than Jim Carrey ever was.

Shark Tale

Will Smith Fish = the African-American fish equivalent of Donald Trump. Think about it.

Oh my god, Oscar is such a stupid idiot!

Will Smith Fish is scary!

The Big Green

Could this possibly be the worst Disney movie ever made?

That poster shows the quality

Shrek the Third

This movie does not exist and neither does Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

This movie did more damage to Shrek than The Phantom Menace did to Star Wars.

Schaffrillas Productions was right about everything he has ever said about the Shrek franchise.

DreamWorks betrayed us with this movie.

Mega Man: Upon a Star

Remember when the NC joked about Sonic the Hedgehog being the furry equivalent to Mega Man in his review of Sonic the Hedgehog: the Movie? Well, it just so happens that the Blue Bomber himself has had a couple of animated series, a OVA series titled Mega Man: Upon a Star (which is the entry I commented on), and an official Japanese-only movie based on the Mega Man NT Warrior series titled Rockman.EXE the Movie: The Program of Light and Dark. I honestly would love to see the Critic tackle the latter two though.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (1993 Ova Series)

Not even a movie per say but I am curious of what would Doug's thoughts be on it.

Dudley Do-Right
The Princess and the Goblin

This movie makes A Troll in Central Park look like The Hunchback of Notre Dame!

This movie is so unbearably bad that it will instantly make you take back all the negative things you’ve ever said about The Black Cauldron.

Okay, maybe this movie isn't exactly as intelligence-insultingly bad as A Troll in Central Park, but it’s still definitely not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination.

The “heroes” in this movie are among the most useless and unproductive in any movie I’ve ever seen in my life. So much so that they make Willie Scott from Temple of Doom seem strong and independent by comparison! And the villains in this movie are so pitifully easy to defeat that even Swiper from Dora would laugh at how incredibly pathetic they are!

Cars 2

Every time some idiot calls this dumpster fire better than Cars 3, I lose all hope for humanity.

Only a complete idiot would have expected this movie to win any Oscars.

This, The Good Dinosaur, Brave, and Monsters University were the nadir of Pixar's legacy.

Mater is such a Logan Paul in this movie.

The Christmas Brigade

This movie honestly makes its prequel and Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa look like Cardcaptor Sakura Movie 2: The Sealed Card and Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: the Movie 1st respectively. It's THAT bad.

Dune
The Nut Job

Every single character in this movie is an a-hole!

The Christmas Light
Jonah Hex
Rango
Gumby: The Movie

This movie came out in 1995 (the same year as Toy Story, Pocahontas, and Balto), yet it looks as though it came out before the likes of The Fox and the Hound and The Secret of NIMH.

A movie that shares its plot with Disney’s Home on the Range, which came out 9 years later and also sucks.

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