Top 10 Movies the Nostalgia Critic Should Review

This list is a personal recommendation to Doug Walker.

The Top Ten

1 Dangerously Close

I can easily imagine The Nostalgia Critic reviewing this - MonkeeJuice

This should be higher than Elf Bowling because he already just reviewed Elf Bowling!

2 Movie 43

I still have a hard time believing that people such as Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Emma Stone, Chris Pratt, and Gerard Butler were dragged into this hot mess of a movie.

And speaking of terrible movies that poor Emma Stone had the misfortune of being dragged into, Critic should also tear apart Marmaduke one day!

Still better than InAPPropriate Comedy, because at least this movie has a much more talented/bearable cast.


3 Doogal

This makes The Wild look like The Lion King!

Only a useless hoarding hag of a grandmother would be gullible enough to buy this crap for their grandkids on DVD.

The critic says that foodfight was the worst animated film, he doesn't seen nothing

This “movie” looks like it was made by third-world monkeys.

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4 The Easter Egg Adventure

If JelloApocalypse really thinks that all of Rankin/Bass' Easter specials are bad, wait till you see the look on his face once he stumbles upon this atrocity!

This should also be higher than Elf Bowling!

This movie is not only bad, it's embarrassingly bad. The animation is half-assed, the story's dumb, the songs are mediocre. It's a waste of talent, too. James Woods and Nancy Kerrigan are wasted, while poor old Eli Wallach does his very best to try in vain to draw you into the story with his narration. - SourNote2014

5 The Oogieloves In the Big Balloon Adventure

Did Internet Explorer make this movie?

This makes Dora the Explorer look like Game of Thrones.

I personally feel sorry for everyone who actually saw this in theaters.


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6 Elf Bowling: The Movie

Elf Bowling? More like Elf Trolling, or even more fittingly yet, Elf Blowing.

Makes Shark Tale look like The Prince of Egypt.
Makes Shrek the Third look like How to Train Your Dragon 2.
Makes Cars 2 look like WALL•E.
Makes Home on the Range look like The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Makes Chicken Little look like Zootopia.
Makes The Pebble and the Penguin look like The Land Before Time.
And it even makes A Troll in Central Park look like The Secret of NIMH!

Even Spongebob Seasons 6-8 did Tom Kenny’s career more justice than this movie did!

7 The Searchers
8 Snowpiercer

This movie is so pretentious and blatantly allegorical that it slows the movie down.

Only Kang-ho Song saves the movie.

9 Birdemic: Shock and Terror
10 Gunmen (1993)

The Newcomers

? Independence Day: Resurgence

The Contenders

11 Disaster Movie

A movie that sucks so badly that Kim Kardashian is apparently in it!

It would be fantastic if Doug Walker reviewed a parody film for a change.

This movie is so bad that it will even give you nightmares for life in certain parts!

12 Grease
13 Tomorrowland: a World Beyond

A totally confused movie. Featuring robots glitching and getting mutilated. A FAMILY picture!

14 Glen or Glenda
15 Batman Forever

I know he used to like this film, but it should be reviewed, just so it points out the problems they didn't learn from in the god-awful abomination that is the sequel.

He reviewed it a few weeks ago - Gangem

16 Moses: Egypt's Great Prince Moses: Egypt's Great Prince

Because it's very insane for a Exodus adaptation - PerfectImpulseX

17 The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

A movie as utterly strange as it sounds.

18 Freddy Got Fingered

And got too much hate for reviewing Freddy Got Fingered even though PhantomStrider is right about how terrible Freddy Got Fingered really is. Is it so bad it's good? At times, yet. Despite that, it's about as overrated as Moulin Rouge, Hotel Transylvania, Les Miserables, Frozen and etc. - The Ultimate Daredevil

Nostalgia Chick did this one already.

19 Troll 2
20 Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie
21 Show Dogs
22 Fat Albert (2004)
23 Re-Animated

I know he doesn't do Cartoon Network original T.V. movies, but I would love for him to review this one. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

He would do Scooby Doo Mystery Begins later on so Never say Never - WWEWBMortalKombatFan

24 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saved the World)

Better known as Turkish Star Wars. I kid you not

25 Risky Business

This movie appears to be a screwball comedy, and it looks as if it could go in that direction. But it has a much nastier tone than that. Tom Cruise doesn't come of age, he comes of pimp thanks to a hooker who nicks his stuff! What would be funny, is if he didn't get away with all he's done.
On the plus side, Bronson Pinchot is in this movie!

26 Home Alone 4

The people behind this movie should be deported to North Korea.

What? What? WHAT? WHAT? - MickJames

27 Where the Dead Go to Die

Guys don't torture him

what? - PerfectImpulseX

The only thing worse than Where the Dead Go to Die is Freddy Got Fingered - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

28 The Swan Princess Christmas
29 Gigli

What else can I say, but... Pie?

30 Annie (2014)
31 Barnyard
32 Footloose (1984)
33 Yu-Gi-Oh! the Movie: Pyramid of Light

He need Littlekuriboh for this - WWEWBMortalKombatFan

34 Barney's Great Adventure

That Would Be Hilarious

I heard this move will turn him into a real psychopath. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

35 Billy Madison
36 The Batman vs. Dracula
37 Joe's Apartment

Not even the touch of a Wallach (Animator Peter, son of renowned actor Eli) appears to save it.

38 Our Friend, Martin
39 The Legend of Frosty the Snowman
40 Little Nicky
41 Nutty Professor II - The Klumps
42 Garfield: The Movie

Luckily, he will be reviewing this one this week!

Been reviewed - Gangem

43 Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

I hated this movie more than the first one when it came out.

Fortunately it was better than 'The Cat in the Hat', which came out at the EXACT SAME FISHIN' TIME!

He did a review of this.

44 The Ten Commandments (2007)
45 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Oh! He will puke so hard!

46 Fame (2009)

I'm gonna live forever... Except screw up before graduation.

47 Dudley Do-Right
48 The Emoji Movie

I'm surprised that the Nostalgia Critic hasn't reviewed this yet. - PerfectImpulseX

he did now - BoyGenius234

49 Freddy vs Jason

Reviewed - Gangem

50 Gumby: The Movie

This movie is very embarrassingly stupid and would make for a great NC review, but compared to that god-awful Felix the Cat movie, this would feel a lot more like Kubo and the Two Strings.

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Top Remixes (7)

1. Show Dogs
2. Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie
3. The Swan Princess Christmas
1. Re-Animated
2. The Oogieloves In the Big Balloon Adventure
3. Where the Dead Go to Die
1. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
2. Batman Forever
3. Beverly Hills Ninja

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