Top 10 Movies the Nostalgia Critic Should ReviewThis list is a personal recommendation to Doug Walker.
The Top Ten
Only socially challenged constipated retards like this movie
All copies of this worthless movie should be trampled by a wildebeest stampede.
Even Chicken Little is less of a loser movie than this!
Only complete losers would like this movie.V 12 Comments
This should be higher than Elf Bowling because he already just reviewed Elf Bowling!
I can easily imagine The Nostalgia Critic reviewing this - MonkeeJuice
And speaking of terrible movies that poor Emma Stone had the misfortune of being dragged into, Critic should also tear apart Marmaduke one day!
Still better than InAPPropriate Comedy, because at least this movie has a much more talented/bearable cast.
I still have a hard time believing that people such as Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Emma Stone, Chris Pratt, and Gerard Butler were dragged into this hot mess of a movie.
CHRIS PRATT BETRAYED US!
Those things are still not as ugly or disgusting as Momo.
I personally feel sorry for everyone who actually saw this in theaters.
This makes Dora the Explorer look like Game of Thrones.
Did Internet Explorer make this movie?V 2 Comments
This should also be higher than Elf Bowling!
If JelloApocalypse really thinks that all of Rankin/Bass' Easter specials are bad, wait till you see the look on his face once he stumbles upon this atrocity!
This movie is not only bad, it's embarrassingly bad. The animation is half-assed, the story's dumb, the songs are mediocre. It's a waste of talent, too. James Woods and Nancy Kerrigan are wasted, while poor old Eli Wallach does his very best to try in vain to draw you into the story with his narration. - SourNote2014
This movie is so bad that it will even give you nightmares for life in certain parts!
Worst Seltzerberg movie ever.
A movie that sucks so badly that Kim Kardashian is apparently in it!
It would be fantastic if Doug Walker reviewed a parody film for a change.
Elf Bowling? More like Elf Trolling, or even more fittingly yet, Elf Blowing.
Makes Shark Tale look like The Prince of Egypt.
Makes Shrek the Third look like How to Train Your Dragon 2.
Makes Cars 2 look like WALL•E.
Makes Home on the Range look like The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Makes Chicken Little look like Zootopia.
Makes The Pebble and the Penguin look like The Land Before Time.
And it even makes A Troll in Central Park look like The Secret of NIMH!
Even Spongebob Seasons 6-8 did Tom Kenny’s career more justice than this movie did!
This movie is so pretentious and blatantly allegorical that it slows the movie down.
Only Kang-ho Song saves the movie.
A totally confused movie. Featuring robots glitching and getting mutilated. A FAMILY picture!
Still better than shark tale
He reviewed it a few weeks ago - Gangem
I know he used to like this film, but it should be reviewed, just so it points out the problems they didn't learn from in the god-awful abomination that is the sequel.
Because it's very insane for a Exodus adaptation - PerfectImpulseX
A movie as utterly strange as it sounds.
And got too much hate for reviewing Freddy Got Fingered even though PhantomStrider is right about how terrible Freddy Got Fingered really is. Is it so bad it's good? At times, yet. Despite that, it's about as overrated as Moulin Rouge, Hotel Transylvania, Les Miserables, Frozen and etc. - The Ultimate Daredevil
Nostalgia Chick did this one already.
YES! Someone else who cherishes The Rescuers Down Under and deplores the Home Alone sequels and The Secret of Nimh 2: Rimmy to the Rescue!
This makes secret of nimh 2 look like rescuers down under
The people behind this movie should be deported to North Korea.
This movie’s most fatal mistake is that it tried to make Kevin the main character again, especially since it was so obvious that they couldn't get his original actor back.V 1 Comment
I know he doesn't do Cartoon Network original T.V. movies, but I would love for him to review this one. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy
He would do Scooby Doo Mystery Begins later on so Never say Never - WWEWBMortalKombatFan
Guys don't torture him
what? - PerfectImpulseX
The only thing worse than Where the Dead Go to Die is Freddy Got Fingered - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy
Better known as Turkish Star Wars. I kid you not
This movie appears to be a screwball comedy, and it looks as if it could go in that direction. But it has a much nastier tone than that. Tom Cruise doesn't come of age, he comes of pimp thanks to a hooker who nicks his stuff! What would be funny, is if he didn't get away with all he's done.
On the plus side, Bronson Pinchot is in this movie!
What else can I say, but... Pie?
He need Littlekuriboh for this - WWEWBMortalKombatFan
That Would Be Hilarious
I heard this move will turn him into a real psychopath. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy
Not even the touch of a Wallach (Animator Peter, son of renowned actor Eli) appears to save it.
Been reviewed - Gangem
Luckily, he will be reviewing this one this week!
I hated this movie more than the first one when it came out.
Fortunately it was better than 'The Cat in the Hat', which came out at the EXACT SAME FISHIN' TIME!
He did a review of this.
Oh! He will puke so hard!
I'm gonna live forever... Except screw up before graduation.
he did now - BoyGenius234
I'm surprised that the Nostalgia Critic hasn't reviewed this yet. - PerfectImpulseX
This movie has the exact same plot as Disney's Home on the Range (despite being 9 years older than HOTR), and that's definitely not a good sign.
This movie is very embarrassingly stupid and would make for a great NC review, but compared to that god-awful Felix the Cat movie, this would feel a lot more like Kubo and the Two Strings.
Reviewed - Gangem
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