Top 10 Movies the Nostalgia Critic Should Review

This list is a personal recommendation to Doug Walker.

The Top Ten

1 Dangerously Close

I can easily imagine The Nostalgia Critic reviewing this - MonkeeJuice

2 Elf Bowling: The Movie

Elf Bowling? More like Elf Trolling, or even more fittingly yet, Elf Blowing.

Makes Shark Tale look like The Prince of Egypt.
Makes Shrek the Third look like How to Train Your Dragon 2.
Makes Cars 2 look like WALL•E.
Makes Home on the Range look like The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Makes Chicken Little look like Zootopia.
Makes The Pebble and the Penguin look like The Land Before Time.
And it even makes A Troll in Central Park look like The Secret of NIMH!

Even Spongebob Seasons 6-8 did Tom Kenny’s career more justice than this movie did!

3 The Easter Egg Adventure

This movie is not only bad, it's embarrassingly bad. The animation is half-assed, the story's dumb, the songs are mediocre. It's a waste of talent, too. James Woods and Nancy Kerrigan are wasted, while poor old Eli Wallach does his very best to try in vain to draw you into the story with his narration. - SourNote2014

4 Doogal

This makes The Wild look like The Lion King!

The critic says that foodfight was the worst animated film, he doesn't seen nothing

Everyone watch the 60s/70s version to understand the Jack-In-A-Box.
No pop culture, no farting moose.

This “movie” looks like it was made by third-world monkeys.

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5 The Searchers
6 Snowpiercer

This movie is so pretentious and blatantly allegorical that it slows the movie down.

Only Kang-ho Song saves the movie.

7 Birdemic: Shock and Terror
8 Gunmen (1993)
9 Movie 43

I still have a hard time believing that people such as Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Emma Stone, Chris Pratt, and Gerard Butler were dragged into this hot mess of a movie.

Still better than InAPPropriate Comedy, because at least this movie has a much more talented/bearable cast.

10 Disaster Movie

A movie that sucks so badly that Kim Kardashian is apparently in it!

It would be fantastic if Doug Walker reviewed a parody film for a change.

The Contenders

11 Grease
12 Tomorrowland: a World Beyond

A totally confused movie. Featuring robots glitching and getting mutilated. A FAMILY picture!

13 Glen or Glenda
14 Batman Forever

I know he used to like this film, but it should be reviewed, just so it points out the problems they didn't learn from in the god-awful abomination that is the sequel.

He reviewed it a few weeks ago - Gangem

15 The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

A movie as utterly strange as it sounds.

16 Moses: Egypt's Great Prince Moses: Egypt's Great Prince

Because it's very insane for a Exodus adaptation - PerfectImpulseX

17 Freddy Got Fingered

And got too much hate for reviewing Freddy Got Fingered even though PhantomStrider is right about how terrible Freddy Got Fingered really is. Is it so bad it's good? At times, yet. Despite that, it's about as overrated as Moulin Rouge, Hotel Transylvania, Les Miserables, Frozen and etc. - The Ultimate Daredevil

Nostalgia Chick did this one already.

18 Troll 2
19 Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie
20 Show Dogs
21 Re-Animated

I know he doesn't do Cartoon Network original T.V. movies, but I would love for him to review this one. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

22 Fat Albert (2004)
23 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saved the World)

Better known as Turkish Star Wars. I kid you not

24 Risky Business

This movie appears to be a screwball comedy, and it looks as if it could go in that direction. But it has a much nastier tone than that. Tom Cruise doesn't come of age, he comes of pimp thanks to a hooker who nicks his stuff! What would be funny, is if he didn't get away with all he's done.
On the plus side, Bronson Pinchot is in this movie!

25 The Oogieloves In the Big Balloon Adventure
26 Where the Dead Go to Die

Guys don't torture him

what? - PerfectImpulseX

The only thing worse than Where the Dead Go to Die is Freddy Got Fingered - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

27 The Swan Princess Christmas
28 Gigli

What else can I say, but... Pie?

29 Annie (2014)
30 Home Alone 4

What? What? WHAT? WHAT? - MickJames

31 Barnyard
32 Footloose (1984)
33 Yu-Gi-Oh! the Movie: Pyramid of Light
34 Barney's Great Adventure

That Would Be Hilarious

I heard this move will turn him into a real psychopath. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

35 Billy Madison
36 The Batman vs. Dracula
37 Joe's Apartment

Not even the touch of a Wallach (Animator Peter, son of renowned actor Eli) appears to save it.

38 Our Friend, Martin
39 The Legend of Frosty the Snowman
40 Little Nicky
41 Nutty Professor II - The Klumps
42 Garfield: The Movie

Luckily, he will be reviewing this one this week!

Been reviewed - Gangem

43 Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

I hated this movie more than the first one when it came out.

Fortunately it was better than 'The Cat in the Hat', which came out at the EXACT SAME FISHIN' TIME!

He did a review of this.

44 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Oh! He will puke so hard!

45 Fame (2009)

I'm gonna live forever... Except screw up before graduation.

46 Dudley Do-Right
47 The Emoji Movie

I'm surprised that the Nostalgia Critic hasn't reviewed this yet. - PerfectImpulseX

he did now - BoyGenius234

48 The Ten Commandments (2007)
49 Freddy vs Jason

Reviewed - Gangem

50 Gumby: The Movie

This movie is very embarrassingly stupid and would make for a great NC review, but compared to that god-awful Felix the Cat movie, this would feel a lot more like Kubo and the Two Strings.

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Top Remixes (7)

1. Show Dogs
2. Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie
3. The Swan Princess Christmas
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1. Re-Animated
2. The Oogieloves In the Big Balloon Adventure
3. Where the Dead Go to Die
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1. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
2. Batman Forever
3. Beverly Hills Ninja
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