Top 10 Movies the Nostalgia Critic Should Review

This list is a personal recommendation to Doug Walker.

The Top Ten

1 Dangerously Close

I can easily imagine The Nostalgia Critic reviewing this - MonkeeJuice

2 The Searchers
3 Snowpiercer

This movie is so pretentious and blatantly allegorical that it slows the movie down.

Only Kang-ho Song saves the movie.

4 Gunmen (1993)
5 Doogal

The critic says that foodfight was the worst animated film, he doesn't seen nothing

Everyone watch the 60s/70s version to understand the Jack-In-A-Box.
No pop culture, no farting moose.

The tragic roundabout.
Oh and its Dougal not Doogal.
They also made a Magic Roundabout film in 1972 called Dougal and the Blue Cat.

Buxton > Zeebad.

6 Elf Bowling: The Movie
7 Birdemic: Shock and Terror
8 Grease
9 Tomorrowland: a World Beyond

A totally confused movie. Featuring robots glitching and getting mutilated. A FAMILY picture!

10 Moses: Egypt's Great Prince Moses: Egypt's Great Prince

Because it's very insane for a Exodus adaptation - PerfectImpulseX

The Newcomers

? God's Not Dead

I would like to hear his opinion - BoyGenius234

The Contenders

11 The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

A movie as utterly strange as it sounds.

12 Glen or Glenda
13 Batman Forever

I know he used to like this film, but it should be reviewed, just so it points out the problems they didn't learn from in the god-awful abomination that is the sequel.

14 Risky Business

This movie appears to be a screwball comedy, and it looks as if it could go in that direction. But it has a much nastier tone than that. Tom Cruise doesn't come of age, he comes of pimp thanks to a hooker who nicks his stuff! What would be funny, is if he didn't get away with all he's done.
On the plus side, Bronson Pinchot is in this movie!

15 The Emoji Movie

I'm surprised that the Nostalgia Critic hasn't reviewed this yet. - PerfectImpulseX

16 Movie 43
17 Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie
18 Disaster Movie
19 Freddy Got Fingered

And got too much hate for reviewing Freddy Got Fingered even though PhantomStrider is right about how terrible Freddy Got Fingered really is. Is it so bad it's good? At times, yet. Despite that, it's about as overrated as Moulin Rouge, Hotel Transylvania, Les Miserables, Frozen and etc. - The Ultimate Daredevil

Nostalgia Chick did this one already.

20 Billy Madison
21 The Batman vs. Dracula
22 Troll 2
23 Re-Animated

I know he doesn't do Cartoon Network original T.V. movies, but I would love for him to review this one. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

24 The Oogieloves In the Big Balloon Adventure
25 Fat Albert (2004)
26 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saved the World)

Better known as Turkish Star Wars. I kid you not

27 Footloose (1984)
28 Where the Dead Go to Die

what? - PerfectImpulseX

The only thing worse than Where the Dead Go to Die is Freddy Got Fingered - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

29 The Swan Princess Christmas
30 Nutty Professor II - The Klumps
31 Garfield: The Movie

Luckily, he will be reviewing this one this week!

32 Home Alone 4

What? What? WHAT? WHAT? - MickJames

33 Gigli

What else can I say, but... Pie?

34 Annie (2014)
35 Barnyard
36 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Oh! He will puke so hard!

37 Fame (2009)

I'm gonna live forever... Except screw up before graduation.

38 Yu-Gi-Oh! the Movie: Pyramid of Light
39 The Legend of Frosty the Snowman
40 Barney's Great Adventure

That Would Be Hilarious

I heard this move will turn him into a real psychopath. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

41 Joe's Apartment

Not even the touch of a Wallach (Animator Peter, son of renowned actor Eli) appears to save it.

42 Our Friend, Martin
43 Freddy vs Jason
44 Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

I hated this movie more than the first one when it came out.

Fortunately it was better than 'The Cat in the Hat', which came out at the EXACT SAME FISHIN' TIME!

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45 Little Nicky
46 Dr. Dolittle 2
47 Tentacolino

He just reviewed this

48 Leatherheads

George Clooney (Or should that bee Cloóney? ) squints his way through this forgettable romantic comedy/sports drama where he tries to expose Jim from 'The Office' while using his old-hat Clooney charm on Renee Zellweger.

49 Dudley Do-Right
50 The Ten Commandments (2007)
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Top Remixes (7)

1. The Searchers
2. Snowpiercer
3. Gunmen (1993)
1. The Emoji Movie
2. Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie
3. The Swan Princess Christmas
1. Re-Animated
2. The Oogieloves In the Big Balloon Adventure
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