Top 10 Movies the Nostalgia Critic Should Review

This list is a personal recommendation to Doug Walker.

The Top Ten

1 Doogal

18/07/2019: Doug had the stupid idea of reviewing The Lion King but not Doogal which is a movie that deserved to be made fun of
I don't know if this movie is really that obscure so the NC hasn't reviewed yet or if he is so indifferent to it but keep in mind he reviewed The Lion King before this
Doug's quality to his videos has decreased so much - Pato_cargo

This makes Tales from Earthsea look like Spirited Away!



2 Dangerously Close

This should be higher than Elf Bowling because he already just reviewed Elf Bowling!

I can easily imagine The Nostalgia Critic reviewing this - MonkeeJuice

3 The Oogieloves In the Big Balloon Adventure

This movie was produced by a bunch of tantrum-throwing chimpanzees who don't have any civilized social skills.

This should be higher than Movie 43 because he has already quite recently reviewed Movie 43.

I love to see Doug review this garbage movie

And I thought fortnite sucked. holy shlt was I wrong

4 The Easter Egg Adventure

This should also be higher than Elf Bowling!

If JelloApocalypse really thinks that all of Rankin/Bass' Easter specials are bad, wait till you see the look on his face once he stumbles upon this atrocity!

This movie is not only bad, it's embarrassingly bad. The animation is half-assed, the story's dumb, the songs are mediocre. It's a waste of talent, too. James Woods and Nancy Kerrigan are wasted, while poor old Eli Wallach does his very best to try in vain to draw you into the story with his narration. - SourNote2014

5 Disaster Movie

This makes Movie 43 look like Infinity War and Endgame -- COMBINED!

The worst parody that they have is Alvin and the Chipmunks.

This movie is so bad that it will even give you nightmares for life in certain parts!

Worst Seltzerberg movie ever.

6 Movie 43

And speaking of terrible movies that poor Emma Stone had the misfortune of being dragged into, Critic should also tear apart Marmaduke one day!

Still better than InAPPropriate Comedy, because at least this movie has a much more talented/bearable cast.

I still have a hard time believing that people such as Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Emma Stone, Chris Pratt, and Gerard Butler were dragged into this hot mess of a movie.


7 Elf Bowling: The Movie

Elf Bowling? More like Elf Trolling, or even more fittingly yet, Elf Blowing.

Makes Shark Tale look like The Prince of Egypt.
Makes Shrek the Third look like How to Train Your Dragon 2.
Makes Cars 2 look like WALL•E.
Makes Home on the Range look like The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Makes Chicken Little look like Zootopia.
Makes The Pebble and the Penguin look like The Land Before Time.
And it even makes A Troll in Central Park look like The Secret of NIMH!

Even Spongebob Seasons 6-8 did Tom Kenny’s career more justice than this movie did!

8 The Searchers
9 Snowpiercer

This movie is so pretentious and blatantly allegorical that it slows the movie down.

Only Kang-ho Song saves the movie.

10 Birdemic: Shock and Terror

The Contenders

11 Gunmen (1993)
12 Grease
13 Tomorrowland: a World Beyond

A totally confused movie. Featuring robots glitching and getting mutilated. A FAMILY picture!

14 Fat Albert (2004)

This movie is retarded

Still better than shark tale

15 Glen or Glenda
16 Batman Forever

He reviewed it a few weeks ago - Gangem

I know he used to like this film, but it should be reviewed, just so it points out the problems they didn't learn from in the god-awful abomination that is the sequel.

17 Moses: Egypt's Great Prince Moses: Egypt's Great Prince

Because it's very insane for a Exodus adaptation - PerfectImpulseX

18 The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

A movie as utterly strange as it sounds.

19 Freddy Got Fingered

And got too much hate for reviewing Freddy Got Fingered even though PhantomStrider is right about how terrible Freddy Got Fingered really is. Is it so bad it's good? At times, yet. Despite that, it's about as overrated as Moulin Rouge, Hotel Transylvania, Les Miserables, Frozen and etc. - The Ultimate Daredevil

Nostalgia Chick did this one already.

20 Home Alone 4

He really needs to tear apart both 4 and 5 for future Christmas seasons.

YES! Someone else who cherishes The Rescuers Down Under and deplores the Home Alone sequels and The Secret of Nimh 2: Rimmy to the Rescue!

This makes secret of nimh 2 look like rescuers down under

The people behind this movie should be deported to North Korea.

21 Show Dogs
22 Troll 2
23 Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie
24 Re-Animated

I know he doesn't do Cartoon Network original T.V. movies, but I would love for him to review this one. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

He would do Scooby Doo Mystery Begins later on so Never say Never - WWEWBMortalKombatFan

25 Where the Dead Go to Die

Guys don't torture him

what? - PerfectImpulseX

The only thing worse than Where the Dead Go to Die is Freddy Got Fingered - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

26 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saved the World)

Better known as Turkish Star Wars. I kid you not

27 Risky Business

This movie appears to be a screwball comedy, and it looks as if it could go in that direction. But it has a much nastier tone than that. Tom Cruise doesn't come of age, he comes of pimp thanks to a hooker who nicks his stuff! What would be funny, is if he didn't get away with all he's done.
On the plus side, Bronson Pinchot is in this movie!

28 The Swan Princess Christmas
29 Gigli

What else can I say, but... Pie?

30 Annie (2014)
31 Barnyard
32 Barney's Great Adventure

He did review this trash, watch that video if you don't believe me!

That Would Be Hilarious

33 Footloose (1984)
34 Yu-Gi-Oh! the Movie: Pyramid of Light

He need Littlekuriboh for this - WWEWBMortalKombatFan

35 Billy Madison
36 The Batman vs. Dracula
37 Joe's Apartment

Not even the touch of a Wallach (Animator Peter, son of renowned actor Eli) appears to save it.

38 Our Friend, Martin
39 The Legend of Frosty the Snowman
40 Little Nicky
41 Nutty Professor II - The Klumps
42 Garfield: The Movie

Been reviewed - Gangem

Luckily, he will be reviewing this one this week!

43 Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

I hated this movie more than the first one when it came out.

Fortunately it was better than 'The Cat in the Hat', which came out at the EXACT SAME FISHIN' TIME!

He did a review of this.

44 The Ten Commandments (2007)
45 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Oh! He will puke so hard!

46 Fame (2009)

I'm gonna live forever... Except screw up before graduation.

47 Fred: The Movie

Every time I see that sorry poster I just wanna give Fred a good beating.

48 Dudley Do-Right
49 The Emoji Movie

he did now - BoyGenius234

I'm surprised that the Nostalgia Critic hasn't reviewed this yet. - PerfectImpulseX

50 Gumby: The Movie

This movie has the exact same plot as Disney's Home on the Range (despite being 9 years older than HOTR), and that's definitely not a good sign.

This movie is very embarrassingly stupid and would make for a great NC review, but compared to that god-awful Felix the Cat movie, this would feel a lot more like Kubo and the Two Strings.

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1. Show Dogs
2. Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie
3. The Swan Princess Christmas
1. Re-Animated
2. The Oogieloves In the Big Balloon Adventure
3. Where the Dead Go to Die
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