Top 10 Movies the Nostalgia Critic Should Review

This list is a personal recommendation to Doug Walker.

The Top Ten

Doogal Doogal Product Image

Real version - The Magic Roundabout (2005)
It's not Doogal its Dougal.
and he is voiced by Robbie Williams lol.
It has no fart jokes or pop culture.
They made a short reboot of The Magic Roundabout which was originally 60s-70s preschool show.
Original show - Zebedee was made to bring the roundabout back to life with his magical powers because it had broken down, kids couldn't play.

Go and watch Dougal and the Blue Cat...sure it's a 70s movie but it looks better than Doogal.

Only a useless hoarding hag of a grandmother would be gullible enough to buy this crap for their grandkids on DVD.

All copies of this worthless movie should be trampled by a wildebeest stampede.

Only socially challenged constipated retards like this movie

The Easter Egg Adventure

This movie is not only bad, it's embarrassingly bad. The animation is half-assed, the story's dumb, the songs are mediocre. It's a waste of talent, too. James Woods and Nancy Kerrigan are wasted, while poor old Eli Wallach does his very best to try in vain to draw you into the story with his narration.

If JelloApocalypse really thinks that all of Rankin/Bass' Easter specials are bad, wait till you see the look on his face once he stumbles upon this atrocity!

This should also be higher than Elf Bowling!

Elf Bowling: The Movie Elf Bowling: The Movie Product Image

Makes Shark Tale look like The Prince of Egypt.
Makes Shrek the Third look like How to Train Your Dragon 2.
Makes Cars 2 look like WALL•E.
Makes Home on the Range look like The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Makes Chicken Little look like Zootopia.
Makes The Pebble and the Penguin look like The Land Before Time.
And it even makes A Troll in Central Park look like The Secret of NIMH!

Elf Bowling? More like Elf Trolling, or even more fittingly yet, Elf Blowing.

He already reviewed this movie!

Even Spongebob Seasons 6-8 did Tom Kenny’s career more justice than this movie did!

The Oogieloves In the Big Balloon Adventure The Oogieloves In the Big Balloon Adventure Product Image

I would have much rather taken my kids to see The Hunger Games in theaters than this movie back in 2012.

I personally feel sorry for everyone who actually saw this in theaters.

This makes Dora the Explorer look like Game of Thrones.

Those things are still not as ugly or disgusting as Momo.

Disaster Movie Disaster Movie Product Image

This movie is so bad that it will even give you nightmares for life in certain parts!

It would be fantastic if Doug Walker reviewed a parody film for a change.

A movie that sucks so badly that Kim Kardashian is apparently in it!

The worst parody that they have is Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Movie 43 Movie 43 Product Image

I still have a hard time believing that people such as Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Emma Stone, Chris Pratt, and Gerard Butler were dragged into this hot mess of a movie.

And speaking of terrible movies that poor Emma Stone had the misfortune of being dragged into, Critic should also tear apart Marmaduke one day!

Still better than InAPPropriate Comedy, because at least this movie has a much more talented/bearable cast.

The Searchers The Searchers Product Image

No wonder The Great Movie Ride at Disney World closed down! One of its scenes depicted this horribly dated movie.

This movie's depiction of Native Americans is far worse than what Peter Pan has.

Dangerously Close Dangerously Close Product Image

This should be higher than Elf Bowling because he already just reviewed Elf Bowling!

I can easily imagine The Nostalgia Critic reviewing this

Snowpiercer Snowpiercer Product Image

This movie is so pretentious and blatantly allegorical that it slows the movie down.

Only Kang-ho Song saves the movie.

Birdemic: Shock and Terror Birdemic: Shock and Terror Product Image

The Contenders

Gunmen (1993) Gunmen (1993) Product Image
Grease Grease Product Image
Tomorrowland: a World Beyond

A totally confused movie. Featuring robots glitching and getting mutilated. A FAMILY picture!

Glen or Glenda Glen or Glenda Product Image
Fat Albert (2004) Fat Albert (2004) Product Image
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars Product Image

This movie as well as The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue both turned The Brave Little Toaster into a joke.

A movie as utterly strange as it sounds.

Batman Forever Batman Forever Product Image

I know he used to like this film, but it should be reviewed, just so it points out the problems they didn't learn from in the god-awful abomination that is the sequel.

He reviewed it a few weeks ago

Moses: Egypt's Great Prince

Because it's very insane for a Exodus adaptation

Show Dogs Show Dogs Product Image
Troll 2 Troll 2 Product Image
Freddy Got Fingered Freddy Got Fingered Product Image

And got too much hate for reviewing Freddy Got Fingered even though PhantomStrider is right about how terrible Freddy Got Fingered really is. Is it so bad it's good? At times, yet. Despite that, it's about as overrated as Moulin Rouge, Hotel Transylvania, Les Miserables, Frozen and etc. - The Ultimate Daredevil

Nostalgia Chick did this one already.

Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie Product Image
Re-Animated Re-Animated Product Image

I know he doesn't do Cartoon Network original T.V. movies, but I would love for him to review this one.

He would do Scooby Doo Mystery Begins later on so Never say Never

Home Alone 4 Home Alone 4 Product Image

YES! Someone else who cherishes The Rescuers Down Under and deplores the Home Alone sequels and The Secret of Nimh 2: Rimmy to the Rescue!

The people behind this movie should be deported to North Korea.

This makes secret of nimh 2 look like rescuers down under

This movie’s most fatal mistake is that it tried to make Kevin the main character again, especially since it was so obvious that they couldn't get his original actor back.

Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saved the World)

Better known as Turkish Star Wars. I kid you not

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