Top 10 Movies the Nostalgia Critic Should Review

This list is a personal recommendation to Doug Walker.

The Top Ten Movies the Nostalgia Critic Should Review

1 Doogal

Real version - The Magic Roundabout (2005)
It's not Doogal its Dougal.
and he is voiced by Robbie Williams lol.
It has no fart jokes or pop culture.
They made a short reboot of The Magic Roundabout which was originally 60s-70s preschool show.
Original show - Zebedee was made to bring the roundabout back to life with his magical powers because it had broken down, kids couldn't play.

Go and watch Dougal and the Blue Cat...sure it's a 70s movie but it looks better than Doogal.

18/07/2019: Doug had the stupid idea of reviewing The Lion King but not Doogal which is a movie that deserved to be made fun of
I don't know if this movie is really that obscure so the NC hasn't reviewed yet or if he is so indifferent to it but keep in mind he reviewed The Lion King before this
Doug's quality to his videos has decreased so much - Pato_cargo

Only socially challenged constipated retards like this movie

All copies of this worthless movie should be trampled by a wildebeest stampede.

2 The Easter Egg Adventure

If JelloApocalypse really thinks that all of Rankin/Bass' Easter specials are bad, wait till you see the look on his face once he stumbles upon this atrocity!

This should also be higher than Elf Bowling!

This movie is not only bad, it's embarrassingly bad. The animation is half-assed, the story's dumb, the songs are mediocre. It's a waste of talent, too. James Woods and Nancy Kerrigan are wasted, while poor old Eli Wallach does his very best to try in vain to draw you into the story with his narration. - SourNote2014

3 Elf Bowling: The Movie

Elf Bowling? More like Elf Trolling, or even more fittingly yet, Elf Blowing.

He already reviewed this movie!

Makes Shark Tale look like The Prince of Egypt.
Makes Shrek the Third look like How to Train Your Dragon 2.
Makes Cars 2 look like WALL•E.
Makes Home on the Range look like The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Makes Chicken Little look like Zootopia.
Makes The Pebble and the Penguin look like The Land Before Time.
And it even makes A Troll in Central Park look like The Secret of NIMH!

Even Spongebob Seasons 6-8 did Tom Kenny’s career more justice than this movie did!

4 The Oogieloves In the Big Balloon Adventure

I would have much rather taken my kids to see The Hunger Games in theaters than this movie back in 2012.

I personally feel sorry for everyone who actually saw this in theaters.

This makes Dora the Explorer look like Game of Thrones.

Did Internet Explorer make this movie?

5 Movie 43

And speaking of terrible movies that poor Emma Stone had the misfortune of being dragged into, Critic should also tear apart Marmaduke one day!

Still better than InAPPropriate Comedy, because at least this movie has a much more talented/bearable cast.

I still have a hard time believing that people such as Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Emma Stone, Chris Pratt, and Gerard Butler were dragged into this hot mess of a movie.

CHRIS PRATT BETRAYED US!

6 Disaster Movie

This movie is so bad that it will even give you nightmares for life in certain parts!

A movie that sucks so badly that Kim Kardashian is apparently in it!

The worst parody that they have is Alvin and the Chipmunks.

It would be fantastic if Doug Walker reviewed a parody film for a change.

7 The Searchers

No wonder The Great Movie Ride at Disney World closed down! One of its scenes depicted this horribly dated movie.

This movie's depiction of Native Americans is far worse than what Peter Pan has.

8 Dangerously Close

This should be higher than Elf Bowling because he already just reviewed Elf Bowling!

I can easily imagine The Nostalgia Critic reviewing this - MonkeeJuice

9 Snowpiercer

This movie is so pretentious and blatantly allegorical that it slows the movie down.

Only Kang-ho Song saves the movie.

10 Birdemic: Shock and Terror

The Newcomers

? The Adventures of the American Rabbit

Fun Fact: This was one of the personal childhood favorite movies of the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu herself, Christine Weston "Chris-Chan" Chandler. And I can see why... - PerfectImpulseX

? Pokemon: Detective Pikachu

The Contenders

11 Gunmen (1993)
12 Grease
13 Tomorrowland: a World Beyond

A totally confused movie. Featuring robots glitching and getting mutilated. A FAMILY picture!

14 Glen or Glenda
15 Fat Albert (2004)
16 The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

This movie as well as The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue both turned The Brave Little Toaster into a joke.

A movie as utterly strange as it sounds.

17 Batman Forever

I know he used to like this film, but it should be reviewed, just so it points out the problems they didn't learn from in the god-awful abomination that is the sequel.

He reviewed it a few weeks ago - Gangem

18 Moses: Egypt's Great Prince

Because it's very insane for a Exodus adaptation - PerfectImpulseX

19 Show Dogs
20 Freddy Got Fingered

And got too much hate for reviewing Freddy Got Fingered even though PhantomStrider is right about how terrible Freddy Got Fingered really is. Is it so bad it's good? At times, yet. Despite that, it's about as overrated as Moulin Rouge, Hotel Transylvania, Les Miserables, Frozen and etc. - The Ultimate Daredevil

Nostalgia Chick did this one already.

21 Troll 2
22 Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie
23 Re-Animated

I know he doesn't do Cartoon Network original T.V. movies, but I would love for him to review this one. - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

He would do Scooby Doo Mystery Begins later on so Never say Never - WWEWBMortalKombatFan

24 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saved the World)

Better known as Turkish Star Wars. I kid you not

25 Home Alone 4

YES! Someone else who cherishes The Rescuers Down Under and deplores the Home Alone sequels and The Secret of Nimh 2: Rimmy to the Rescue!

The people behind this movie should be deported to North Korea.

This makes secret of nimh 2 look like rescuers down under

What? What? WHAT? WHAT? - MickJames

26 Risky Business

This movie appears to be a screwball comedy, and it looks as if it could go in that direction. But it has a much nastier tone than that. Tom Cruise doesn't come of age, he comes of pimp thanks to a hooker who nicks his stuff! What would be funny, is if he didn't get away with all he's done.
On the plus side, Bronson Pinchot is in this movie!

27 Where the Dead Go to Die

Guys don't torture him

what? - PerfectImpulseX

The only thing worse than Where the Dead Go to Die is Freddy Got Fingered - SpaceGoofsGeekerBoy

28 The Swan Princess Christmas

And the rest of the CGI Swan Princess sequels - PerfectImpulseX

29 Barnyard
30 Gigli

What else can I say, but... Pie?

31 Annie (2014)
32 Yu-Gi-Oh! the Movie: Pyramid of Light

He need Littlekuriboh for this - WWEWBMortalKombatFan

33 Barney's Great Adventure

He did review this trash, watch that video if you don't believe me!

That Would Be Hilarious

34 Footloose (1984)
35 Our Friend, Martin

The Magic School Bus meets Liberty's Kids meets The Watsons Go the Burningham meets Captain Planet (the artstyle) meets Back to the Future
An educational direct-to-video movie brought to you by the infamous DiC Entertainment about Martin Luther King Jr. - PerfectImpulseX

36 Joe's Apartment

Not even the touch of a Wallach (Animator Peter, son of renowned actor Eli) appears to save it.

37 The Legend of Frosty the Snowman

I remember watching this a lot on Cartoon Network when I was little and I remember liking it. - PerfectImpulseX

38 Little Nicky
39 Billy Madison
40 The Batman vs. Dracula
41 Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

I hated this movie more than the first one when it came out.

Fortunately it was better than 'The Cat in the Hat', which came out at the EXACT SAME FISHIN' TIME!

He did a review of this.

42 The Ten Commandments (2007)
43 Fame (2009)

I'm gonna live forever... Except screw up before graduation.

44 Dudley Do-Right
45 Make Your Move
46 Fred: The Movie
47 Nutty Professor II - The Klumps
48 Garfield: The Movie

Luckily, he will be reviewing this one this week!

Been reviewed - Gangem

49 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Oh! He will puke so hard!

50 Gumby: The Movie

This movie has the exact same plot as Disney's Home on the Range (despite being 9 years older than HOTR), and that's definitely not a good sign.

This movie is very embarrassingly stupid and would make for a great NC review, but compared to that god-awful Felix the Cat movie, this would feel a lot more like Kubo and the Two Strings.

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