Top 10 Movies, Video Games and TV Shows that Tried Way Too Hard to Be Edgy
You know the ones (also, THEY know exactly where you live and will slit your pathetic weakling wrists at first sight)And the award for "most cliched Creepypasta in history" goes to...
Thank God there is Darkest Struggles.
Isn't this a creepypasta?
Not even a real game
"YES, Sega; you will regret ever having CREATED me...YOU'RE going STRAIGHT to HELL! "
Voting for this was like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me.
Let's just hope Michael doesn't get his soulless, greedy mitts on He-Man or ESPECIALLY any of the Nickelodeon/Cartoon Network 1990s cartoon classics now
Just TRY and unironically take this film seriously after seeing the Nostalgia Critic review of it; I dare you, I DOUBLE-dare you, mother- (disintegrates into dust ala Nick Fury at the end of Infinity War)
This actually makes the first two games look like something that stereotypical emo teenage boys with unbearable blood fetishes WOULDN'T jack themselves off to
(Thankfully, GOW4 redeemed the series by making Kratos actually interesting)
Heck no, This didn't try to be edgy
"makes South Park look like Barney & Friends"
Yes, even compared to previous FNAF games, which really is QUITE an accomplishment
Contrary to popular belief, nearly everything that's executed RIGHT about the Rocko series was executed (for the most part) horribly WRONG by this show ever since its very beginning; gross-out humor, pseudo-adult humor, satire, you name it (as for its Adult Party spinoff, I only VERY marginally would rather talk about THAT as opposed to the Holocaust)
If I ever DO watch the show again, it'll mostly just be for the historical novelty value of it and really nothing else
If you want to talk about EXTREMELY awkward sequel tone shifts in video games, this would definitely be a REALLY good place to start. Picking RIGHT up where the adorably sweet and whimsical Sands Of Time left off, Warrior Within IMMEDIATELY sees the Prince in that ever-so-classic "stranded out at sea in a raging thunderstorm" opening cliche much more famously seen in the original God Of War (which, interestingly enough, came out only about a year later), mowing people down like bloody, gory grass with his weapons and being only THE most embarrassingly-uncharacteristically petulant, foul-mouthed, angst-loaded teenager he can possibly be (and, of course, also fighting a hot murderous chick in a bondage suit while he's at it); believe me, the game only gets EDGIER from there
(seriously underrated game though; perhaps the most fleshed-out overall of its trilogy)
The memes aren't funny but cringe, too much fetish and lawd art of the Dokis, even DDLC ruined a song, you know what it is, here's a hint "A little bit of (Insert Name) in my Life"
More specifically the Genocide run, but Pacifist and Neutral DEFINITELY have their moments of this as well
The three songs that best describe this movie are as follows, and I QUOTE:
Crawling In My Skin (Linkin Park)
Bring Me To Life (Evanescence)
Down With The Sickness (Disturbed)
Tries way too hard to be completely mature and appealing to adults but in reality comes off as even more childish than an Illumination Entertainment film.
The ending. Need I say more?