Movies You Should Never Take Your Kids to Watch


The Top Ten

1 The Human Centipede

I haven't watched this but from what I know no one should wtch this movie

The whole idea of three humans being sewed together from the anus to the mouth is disturbing. But also being forced to eat left over feces from the other person's anus is even more scarier than I thought. NOT A KIDS MOVIE!

Whoever came up with this movie is sick! Being sewed together mouth to anus and being forced to eat someone else's poop is just nasty and disturbing! Honestly, what sick bastard came up with this?!

No one, not children, not adults, should watch this movie. - krpm

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2 Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Pornography will ruin your kid's childhood and he or she will become a selfish ignoramus.

Definitely not a kids movie. it will also encourage kids to make a porno.

3 Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

It's gonna be weird having your baby humping on your leg after he sees this movie.

4 Saw

Pretty much the whole saw franchise is gore, blood etc. Saw 5..

Extreme blood, gore, and sadism will give you kids the worst nightmares for the rest of their lives.

Get over this. I watched this when I was 11. I've watched and read much worse.

I never SAW it but my sister told me it was totally innapropriate - andyawsome

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5 Child's Play

This is not a kids movie. Just because it has a doll in it does not mean it's fro children. It can even incite violence in children. Remember The murder of James Bulger that was inspired by some acts in the third movie in the series? The murderers were 10 year olds! So keep this movie as far away from kids as possible.

This would also frighten your kids into thinking their toys are possessed, because believe it or not, this movie was actually based on a true story. I'm not making this up. It was based on the real life reports of Robert the doll. A doll whom they say is supposed to be possessed by evil spirits.

I have never seen this movie before but by the cover I can tell it is NOT a kid friendly movie

I've watched Child's play a few years ago and I liked it, I still watch it as of today. It's very intersting. I would totally reccomend this to anyone who really likes myserious/killing movies. 5/5

6 The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

That can traumatized the kids

It's pretty dumb

7 The Hangover
8 Showgirls

Do I really need to say more?

This movie has too much nudity.


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9 Friday The 13th

Blood, characters being killed, teenagers having sex and stripping, or smoking marijuana and a deformed little boy drowning in a lake. Not a kids movie.

LOL. I've seen someone smoke marijuana in real life. I also saw someone drunk driving and killing someone. So I've seen 2 of those things you mentioned in REAL LIFE. And little boys drowning, I almost had to suffer that. - PizzaGuy

10 Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

The Contenders

11 Dumb and Dumber
12 Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

It's a movie about a serial killer. What else would you expect?

13 A Clockwork Orange

If your kids are religious or believe in jesus christ, don't show them this because there is a scene where alex has a vision of him as one of the romans whipping jesus.

Could you believe that fanboy and chum chum referenced this movie in one episode?

This is definitely not a kids movie!

This movie was rated NC-17. That's a rating even more adult than the R rating. It's for adults only. No kids at all.

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14 American Psycho

It's a movie where a killer kills people in comedic and over-the-top ways. not a kids movie.

15 Dead Alive

Yeah, the cover looks disturbing, though.

16 Borat

It also has a scene where a big fat naked guy is shoving his crotch in another naked guy's face.

Only reason to watch this movie whit your kid is if he is horny on Pam

That would be hilarious if a teacher brings that movie for kids in elementary school, to see it.
I bet kids would be laughing at this.

17 Superbad
18 Gremlins

I mean the gremlins is ok for a preganant woman to watch and kids but it could give them nightmares

Nah, this one's honestly fine for most kids to watch - kempokid

The black comedy, scary images, and the fact it takes place around Christmas. All of this is too scary for your kids.

My parents did this to me and I'm still terrified. That was about 7 years ago. - happyhappyjoyjoy

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19 Debris Documentar
20 Goodfellas
21 Eastern Promises
22 Alien vs Predator

I have seen both of the movies; I wonder what it's like with both of them fighting

23 Freddy Got Fingered

Not just kids should be kept away from this one. - Cyri

24 Requiem for a Dream

Although it would convince your kids not to take drugs - JazzPunk

If you're planning on sitting in a corner and crying for the next three days, this movie is for you.

This film was almost going to be rated NC-17 due to a graphic sex scene. So yeah, don't show your kids this movie. It's not made for them.

Most of these a kid wouldn't usually get, but the effect from this movie would scare the s*** out of them, if they're young enough probably literally

25 The Cat In the Hat (2003)

Never ever let your kids see it let your kids stick to the book instead.

26 Shaun of the Dead

Its not that bad

27 Pineapple Express
28 Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

I know that but I have nothing against you hip hop fans at all. It's all of these horrible, horrible rappers I hear today that talk about so much money, women, Jewelry, partying, and drugs that it makes me lose all credibility in rap. It's literally impossible to find a rap song that doesn't have anything raunchy in it. That's what I meant about not having your kids listen to that cover because who knows? They might be listening to lil Wayne or nicki minaj right now, and those artists don't even make kids music. They're one of those Rappers who are killing the genre. Music just has to get better. It just has to.

Hey now, I honestly thought that cover was great. It talked about how it didn't matter if you were a rock fan or a rap fan. What mattered is if you were having a great time.

If your kids a Led Zeppelin fan, don't show them this movie because they've ruined a perfectly good led zeppelin song by adding a rap beat to it (and don't worry it wasn't stairway to heaven, it was rock n roll).

None of the live action Alvin and the chipmunks movies are for kids.

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29 Fred: The Movie
30 The Devil's Rejects
31 The Hangover Part II
32 Blue Velvet
33 Foodfight!

No Kid Should Ever Watch This Abomination - JPK

34 Knocked Up
35 Seven

Not for kids because there's that one scene where they find a decapitated head in the box.

36 Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred
37 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Overuse of drugs and scary hallucinations will disturb kids.

38 The Wolf of Wall Street
39 Eight Crazy Nights

Yeah because it has a lot of drugs in it.

40 Pulp Fiction

Strong violence, strong nudity and sexual content, strong foul language, and strong drug use. And it goes on for nearly 170 minutes.

No kid wants to watch Mace Windu cuss up a storm.

41 A Serbian Film

Most traumatizing thing ever.

Obviously - PerfectImpulseX


Mommy, why can't they make that baby stop crying? - Chaplin

42 Fred 3: Camp Fred
43 Lesbian Vampire Killers
44 Bruno
45 The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

This is a stupid yet dumb kids movie

46 Zootopia

No this is perfectly fine. - B1ueNew

This movie is NOT scary I saw it when I was 9. It was not scary.I would say this is for 6 to 10 year olds!

It’s a PG version of V for Vendetta

47 The Emoji Movie

No one should see it. - B1ueNew

48 Shoot 'Em Up
49 Taxi Driver
50 Saving Private Ryan

It's fantastic! But not a movie that is okay for kids!

Don't have kids but what's the problem with this movie? - zxm

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