Movies You Should Never Take Your Kids to Watch


The Top Ten

1 The Human Centipede

The whole idea of three humans being sewed together from the anus to the mouth is disturbing. But also being forced to eat left over feces from the other person's anus is even more scarier than I thought. NOT A KIDS MOVIE!

Whoever came up with this movie is sick! Being sewed together mouth to anus and being forced to eat someone else's poop is just nasty and disturbing! Honestly, what sick bastard came up with this?!

No one, not children, not adults, should watch this movie. - krpm

Sounds gross - ikerevievs

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2 Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Pornography will ruin your kid's childhood and he or she will become a selfish ignoramus.

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3 Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

It's gonna be weird having your baby humping on your leg after he sees this movie.

4 Saw

Extreme blood, gore, and sadism will give you kids the worst nightmares for the rest of their lives.

Get over this. I watched this when I was 11. I've watched and read much worse.

I never SAW it but my sister told me it was totally innapropriate - andyawsome

It ain't that bad. Saw III, however… - TheBestTeethInTheGame

5 Child's Play

This is not a kids movie. Just because it has a doll in it does not mean it's fro children. It can even incite violence in children. Remember The murder of James Bulger that was inspired by some acts in the third movie in the series? The murderers were 10 year olds! So keep this movie as far away from kids as possible.

This would also frighten your kids into thinking their toys are possessed, because believe it or not, this movie was actually based on a true story. I'm not making this up. It was based on the real life reports of Robert the doll. A doll whom they say is supposed to be possessed by evil spirits.

I have never seen this movie before but by the cover I can tell it is NOT a kid friendly movie

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6 Friday The 13th

Blood, characters being killed, teenagers having sex and stripping, or smoking marijuana and a deformed little boy drowning in a lake. Not a kids movie.

LOL. I've seen someone smoke marijuana in real life. I also saw someone drunk driving and killing someone. So I've seen 2 of those things you mentioned in REAL LIFE. And little boys drowning, I almost had to suffer that. - PizzaGuy

7 Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

It's a movie about a serial killer. What else would you expect?

8 American Psycho

It's a movie where a killer kills people in comedic and over-the-top ways. not a kids movie.

9 A Clockwork Orange

If your kids are religious or believe in jesus christ, don't show them this because there is a scene where alex has a vision of him as one of the romans whipping jesus.

Could you believe that fanboy and chum chum referenced this movie in one episode?

This is definitely not a kids movie!

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10 Eastern Promises

The Contenders

11 Alien vs Predator

I have seen both of the movies; I wonder what it's like with both of them fighting

12 Superbad
13 Showgirls

Do I really need to say more?

This movie has too much nudity.


It's rated NC-17

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14 Requiem for a Dream

If you're planning on sitting in a corner and crying for the next three days, this movie is for you.

This film was almost going to be rated NC-17 due to a graphic sex scene. So yeah, don't show your kids this movie. It's not made for them.

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15 Shaun of the Dead

Its not that bad

16 Gremlins

The black comedy, scary images, and the fact it takes place around Christmas. All of this is too scary for your kids.

My parents did this to me and I'm still terrified. That was about 7 years ago. - happyhappyjoyjoy

Gremlins is the Spirited Away of films, although the second one is better, I still like this movie and is one of my favorite films of all time.

My little brother seen gremlins it didn't scare him one bit

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17 Pineapple Express
18 Borat

It also has a scene where a big fat naked guy is shoving his crotch in another naked guy's face.

Only reason to watch this movie whit your kid is if he is horny on Pam

That would be hilarious if a teacher brings that movie for kids in elementary school, to see it.
I bet kids would be laughing at this.

19 Debris Documentar
20 Blue Velvet
21 The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

That can traumatized the kids

It's pretty dumb

22 The Hangover Part II
23 Seven

Not for kids because there's that one scene where they find a decapitated head in the box.

24 Dead Alive

Yeah, the cover looks disturbing, though.

25 Goodfellas
26 The Hangover
27 Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
28 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Overuse of drugs and scary hallucinations will disturb kids.

29 Pulp Fiction

Strong violence, strong nudity and sexual content, strong foul language, and strong drug use. And it goes on for nearly 170 minutes.

No kid wants to watch Mace Windu cuss up a storm.

30 Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

I know that but I have nothing against you hip hop fans at all. It's all of these horrible, horrible rappers I hear today that talk about so much money, women, Jewelry, partying, and drugs that it makes me lose all credibility in rap. It's literally impossible to find a rap song that doesn't have anything raunchy in it. That's what I meant about not having your kids listen to that cover because who knows? They might be listening to lil Wayne or nicki minaj right now, and those artists don't even make kids music. They're one of those Rappers who are killing the genre. Music just has to get better. It just has to.

Hey now, I honestly thought that cover was great. It talked about how it didn't matter if you were a rock fan or a rap fan. What mattered is if you were having a great time.

If your kids a Led Zeppelin fan, don't show them this movie because they've ruined a perfectly good led zeppelin song by adding a rap beat to it (and don't worry it wasn't stairway to heaven, it was rock n roll).

And how do you know?

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31 The Devil's Rejects
32 Lesbian Vampire Killers
33 Freddy Got Fingered
34 The Wolf of Wall Street
35 Bruno
36 Shoot 'Em Up
37 Freddy vs Jason
38 Eight Crazy Nights
39 Knocked Up
40 Saving Private Ryan

Don't have kids but what's the problem with this movie? - zxm

It's fantastic! But not a movie that is okay for kids!

41 Wes Craven's New Nightmare
42 Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Kids will fear that their parents are abducted by aliens.

43 Zootopia

Pfft - mayamanga

It’s a PG version of V for Vendetta

44 The Smurfs

Is it because of how creepy the smurfs are depicted or that it doesn't play true to the original source material?

Your kids may die from extreme stupidity

45 The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

This is a stupid yet dumb kids movie

46 The Angel's Melancholy
47 A Serbian Film

Mommy, why can't they make that baby stop crying? - Chaplin

48 Cannibal Holocaust

Your kid doesn't wanna see real animals get tortured onscreen. And I'm not making this up. There were actually real live animals killed while filming. They're not special effects at all.

49 Poltergeist

Someone wanted to watch this at a party- the people there DID watch it. It was watched at a 12-year-old's birthday party. I stayed at the party for a limited time. THANK GOD! I was NOT (thankfully) watching it!

50 The Exorcist

I saw this when I was 16...scared the living CRAP out of me...could not sleep for at LEAST a month and was always checking over my shoulder - Co0lk1d25

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1. Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
2. Dead Alive
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1. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
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