Movies You Should Never Take Your Kids to Watch


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41 The Human Centipede II, Full Sequence

The first one is sick enough! Now there's a sequel? What the hell?!

42 The Smurfs

Is it because of how creepy the smurfs are depicted or that it doesn't play true to the original source material?

Your kids may die from extreme stupidity

43 The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

This is a stupid yet dumb kids movie

44 Poltergeist

Someone wanted to watch this at a party- the people there DID watch it. It was watched at a 12-year-old's birthday party. I stayed at the party for a limited time. THANK GOD! I was NOT (thankfully) watching it!

45 The Exorcist

I saw this when I was 16...scared the living CRAP out of me...could not sleep for at LEAST a month and was always checking over my shoulder - Co0lk1d25

46 A Nightmare on Elm Street

I watched it when I was 11. It was an amazing movie but I wouldn't recommend it for people under the age of 9. - Catlover2004

47 Scarface

Bad language, sensuality, drug use, and a lot of violence. Good movie, but not something for kids to see.

48 The Silence of the Lambs

It's a great movie, but I would not recommend it for kids. There's bad language and a lot of disturbing images.

49 Alien

Extremely Violent And Scary - JPK

50 Watership Down
51 Billy Madison
52 The Cat In the Hat (2003)

Never ever let your kids see it let your kids stick to the book instead.

53 Norbit

Too many sex jokes and this movie is stupid as hell

54 Foodfight!

No Kid Should Ever Watch This Abomination - JPK

55 Sausage Party
56 Final Destination 2
57 Silent Hill
58 Zootopia V 1 Comment
59 Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

I know that but I have nothing against you hip hop fans at all. It's all of these horrible, horrible rappers I hear today that talk about so much money, women, Jewelry, partying, and drugs that it makes me lose all credibility in rap. It's literally impossible to find a rap song that doesn't have anything raunchy in it. That's what I meant about not having your kids listen to that cover because who knows? They might be listening to lil Wayne or nicki minaj right now, and those artists don't even make kids music. They're one of those Rappers who are killing the genre. Music just has to get better. It just has to.

Hey now, I honestly thought that cover was great. It talked about how it didn't matter if you were a rock fan or a rap fan. What mattered is if you were having a great time.

If your kids a Led Zeppelin fan, don't show them this movie because they've ruined a perfectly good led zeppelin song by adding a rap beat to it (and don't worry it wasn't stairway to heaven, it was rock n roll).

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