Top Ten Mr. Gently Benevolent Quotes from Bleak Expectations

Only one of the funniest villains in all media. It's about time I made this list.

The Top Ten

1 Gently: "Have you heard of string theory?" Pip: "No." Gently: "Good, because it's wrong. The universe is actually explained by wool theory. For God may not play dice, but God does knit."

Picture this in the distinct devious sinister voice.

2 Pippa: "Is it me, or as we get ever closer to world domination, do you get even more handsome?" Gently: "Oh it's not just you, I'm actually starting to fancy myself."

Yes indeed I'm glad you made this list too! I've just had my funny five minutes! Brilliant!

3 "Washing up badly is not the same as washing up evilly. It is merely unhygenic. Evil washing up involves crying children, smashed plates and at least two dead dogs."

I never thought of washing up in that sense. A lot can be learned from this gentleman.

4 (On Torturing Pip) "I have drawn up an agenda for our time together. Let's see. 1: Pain. 2: More pain. 3: Quite a lot of suffering. 4: Coffee and biscuits. 5: Pain again..."

5 "Soon she will be MINE, you cannot save her, hah hah hah hah; T.T.F.N."

6 Pip: "Why are you so evil?" Gently: "Because I take three evil pills every morning."

7 "I may be evil, but that was such a horrible accusation."

Evil has its boundaries.

8 "Just writing to let you know that that old fool has put down the pen, so it is mine now, MINE!"

9 Pip: "This says 'Poison'!" Gently: "No, it says 'Poisson'."

10 "Sorry. Slip of the murder... I mean tongue."

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