Top Ten Mr. Gently Benevolent Quotes from Bleak Expectations

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Only one of the funniest villains in all media. It's about time I made this list.

The Top Ten

1 Gently: "Have you heard of string theory?" Pip: "No." Gently: "Good, because it's wrong. The universe is actually explained by wool theory. For God may not play dice, but God does knit."

Picture this in the distinct devious sinister voice. - PositronWildhawk

2 Pippa: "Is it me, or as we get ever closer to world domination, do you get even more handsome?" Gently: "Oh it's not just you, I'm actually starting to fancy myself."

Yes indeed I'm glad you made this list too! I've just had my funny five minutes! Brilliant! - Britgirl

3 "Washing up badly is not the same as washing up evilly. It is merely unhygenic. Evil washing up involves crying children, smashed plates and at least two dead dogs."

I never thought of washing up in that sense. A lot can be learned from this gentleman. - PositronWildhawk

4 (On Torturing Pip) "I have drawn up an agenda for our time together. Let's see. 1: Pain. 2: More pain. 3: Quite a lot of suffering. 4: Coffee and biscuits. 5: Pain again..."
5 "Soon she will be MINE, you cannot save her, hah hah hah hah; T.T.F.N."
6 Pip: "Why are you so evil?" Gently: "Because I take three evil pills every morning."
7 "I may be evil, but that was such a horrible accusation."

Evil has its boundaries. - PositronWildhawk

8 "Just writing to let you know that that old fool has put down the pen, so it is mine now, MINE!"
9 Pip: "This says 'Poison'!" Gently: "No, it says 'Poisson'."
10 "Sorry. Slip of the murder... I mean tongue."
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1. Gently: "Have you heard of string theory?" Pip: "No." Gently: "Good, because it's wrong. The universe is actually explained by wool theory. For God may not play dice, but God does knit."
2. Pippa: "Is it me, or as we get ever closer to world domination, do you get even more handsome?" Gently: "Oh it's not just you, I'm actually starting to fancy myself."
3. "Washing up badly is not the same as washing up evilly. It is merely unhygenic. Evil washing up involves crying children, smashed plates and at least two dead dogs."
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