Best Music Comments on TheTopTens

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1 Britgirl on Eric Clapton: Cocaine is the best thing this man has done (the song, obviously...)

Haha. Hilarious and obviously true at the same time. - LightningBlade

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2 Visitor on Highway Star by Deep Purple: It has a classical touch to it, resulting in what probably would happen if Mozart got extremely drunk and then decided to pick up an electric guitar and wail away. V 1 Comment
3 Visitor on Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen: It's daring, fun and doesn't fall short of bravado. Simply genius. V 1 Comment
4 Visitor on Yngwie Malmsteen: If you don't play guitar, you most likely haven't heard of Malmsteen. If you do play guitar and you haven't, you most likely aren't very good.

Haha, this comment speaks volumes (list - Top Ten Most Underrated Guitarists, item: Yngwie Malmsteen). - Metal_Treasure

5 Metal2003 - "My four year old brother loves Iron Maiden. He says "I Like This Radio"."

You have such a cool bro! - Ananya

Wow. Her brother must be really cool - FireWasp2004

List - Top Ten Music Artists for 4 Year Olds - Metal_Treasure

6 Visitor on Ritchie Blackmore: A genius that merged classical music and rock with a guitar... Pure Genius.

... and metal music was born. - Metal_Treasure

7 ryanrimmel on the complaint that Metallica cut their long hair: If you get angry because people from your favorite band cut their hair, maybe music isn't for you.

List - Top Ten Reasons Metallica Has Let Their Fans Down, item - Cutting Their Long Hair for Shorter Haircuts. - Metal_Treasure

8 Metal2003 on Jacob Sartorius: "He has talent for having no talent. And no other talent."

Haha great one Eileen - Ananya

List - Top Ten Best Things About Jacob Sartorius, item - He has talent. - Metal_Treasure

9 zxm: Metal guitar riffs - Fast+Power. More brutal sound. Punk Rock Guitar Riffs - Fast+Less Power. More noisy sound.

Great comment, zxm. And very useful. - Metal_Treasure

10 Visitor on "metaheads can't accept good pop music": Well using this bs logic, some people can't accept "GOOD" metal music. Incredibly biased.

One of the best comments I've ever read. - NikBrusk

I guess "bs" stands for bulls***. List - Worst Things About Metalheads/Elitists. - Metal_Treasure

The Newcomers

? Metal_Treasure on metalheads not exploring other genres: I have explored almost all genres in existence, including cajun and chanson, but metal was the best. And I became a metalhead.

List - Biggest Problems With Metalheads.
Item - Not Exploring Other Genres - Metal_Treasure

? Mrveteran on Bono: His voice is distinctly average and faceless, hence the perfect voice for mediocre shlockly ballads.

List - Top 10 Singers that Should Never Sing Ballads - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

11 PewPewAssassin on the album Lulu by Lou Reed and Metallica: "O come on! The man himself [Lou Reed] said it was his best work, Metallica is proud of it, and David Bowie called it a masterpiece." V 1 Comment
12 Visitor on Luciano Pavarotti: He had a chest like a bull elephant.
13 cjWriter1997 on Linkin Park: If you think this band is the greatest ever. You really need to diversify your musical taste, like by a lot.

List - Best Rock Bands of All Time - Metal_Treasure

14 Shynash21: Thriller has an aura which no other mj songs have... mind blowing creation!

Haha, I have to admit the aura of this song is kinda metal. - Metal_Treasure

15 Visitor: Rhydian [Roberts] is in a class by himself. His voice is amazing, beautiful, brilliant.
16 IronSabbathPriest - "You're kidding right? He sounds like a woman giving birth."

About Oliver Sykes / Bring Me the Horizon. List - Top Ten Metal Screamers - Metal_Treasure

17 Ananya on Babymetal: Poser girls barking about chocolate all the time...

I loved it very much. So funny, so true. List - Top Ten Rock Bands that Get the Most Annoying Praise - Metal_Treasure

Pftt! I just can't stop laughing! - say10

18 Visitor: Bob Dylan is proof that people were on drugs in the 60's. Any sober person would realize he sounds like an elephant with a pinched off nose.

LOL, I never liked Bob Dylan voice so I agree with this explanation.
List - Worst Rock Voices - Metal_Treasure

19 Visitor on Highway Star by Deep Purple: [Solo] seems a bit like the musical version of being shot out of a cannon at ultra-relativistic speeds. V 1 Comment
20 ThatoneMetalhead on Slipknot: Considering they have nine members, I would assume they have a high collective weight.

This comment is funny and makes sense in the context of this list - Heaviest Nu-Metal Bands - Metal_Treasure

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1. Britgirl on Eric Clapton: Cocaine is the best thing this man has done (the song, obviously...)
2. Visitor on Highway Star by Deep Purple: It has a classical touch to it, resulting in what probably would happen if Mozart got extremely drunk and then decided to pick up an electric guitar and wail away.
3. Visitor on Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen: It's daring, fun and doesn't fall short of bravado. Simply genius.
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