Best Music Comments on TheTopTens

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The Top Ten

1 Britgirl on Eric Clapton: Cocaine is the best thing this man has done (the song, obviously...)

Haha. Hilarious and obviously true at the same time. - LightningBlade

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2 Visitor on Highway Star by Deep Purple: It has a classical touch to it, resulting in what probably would happen if Mozart got extremely drunk and then decided to pick up an electric guitar and wail away. V 1 Comment
3 Visitor on Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen: It's daring, fun and doesn't fall short of bravado. Simply genius. V 1 Comment
4 Metal2003 - "My four year old brother loves Iron Maiden. He says "I Like This Radio"."

You have such a cool bro! - Ananya

List - Top Ten Music Artists for 4 Year Olds - Metal_Treasure

Still likes it, likes whatever I play, want him to be a metalhead - Lucretia

5 Visitor on Yngwie Malmsteen: If you don't play guitar, you most likely haven't heard of Malmsteen. If you do play guitar and you haven't, you most likely aren't very good.

Haha, this comment speaks volumes (list - Top Ten Most Underrated Guitarists, item: Yngwie Malmsteen). - Metal_Treasure

6 Visitor on Ritchie Blackmore: A genius that merged classical music and rock with a guitar... Pure Genius.

... and metal music was born. - Metal_Treasure

7 Metal2003 on Jacob Sartorius: "He has talent for having no talent. And no other talent."

Haha great one Eileen - Ananya

List - Top Ten Best Things About Jacob Sartorius, item - He has talent. - Metal_Treasure

8 ryanrimmel on the complaint that Metallica cut their long hair: If you get angry because people from your favorite band cut their hair, maybe music isn't for you.

List - Top Ten Reasons Metallica Has Let Their Fans Down, item - Cutting Their Long Hair for Shorter Haircuts. - Metal_Treasure

9 zxm: Metal guitar riffs - Fast+Power. More brutal sound. Punk Rock Guitar Riffs - Fast+Less Power. More noisy sound.

Great comment, zxm. And very useful. - Metal_Treasure

10 Visitor on "metaheads can't accept good pop music": Well using this bs logic, some people can't accept "GOOD" metal music. Incredibly biased.

I guess "bs" stands for bulls***. List - Worst Things About Metalheads/Elitists. - Metal_Treasure

The Newcomers

? Visitor on Gorgoroth: Worshipping the devil is a very childish way to be a rebel. It's like when you're 5 and you wanna run away from home hiding in the backyard.
? IronSabbathPriest on Limp Bizkit: I will never Limp with the Bizkit...

Thanks Aragorn98 for adding this comment. Yes, I like what IronSabbathPriest said. - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

11 Visitor on "It's not easy to understand metal songs": Thank you, you just made my point. Metal requires a certain level of intelligence which you seem to be lacking.

Not sure what I think of this. It makes us come off as pretentious, but only when taken out of context. - IronSabbathPriest

List - Top Ten Reasons Why Modern Pop is Better Than Metal (a list made by the user perfumelovers but she deleted this account and made a new one, or 2-3 new ones) - Metal_Treasure

IronSabbathPriest - yes, taken out of context it may sound pretentious but if you go to the list and see the items of the author and her comments, and then read the entire comment of this visitor (this is part of his comment), you would agree that this comment is actually perfect.
And yes, this visitor is obviously much smarter than the author of the list. - Metal_Treasure

12 PewPewAssassin on the album Lulu by Lou Reed and Metallica: "O come on! The man himself [Lou Reed] said it was his best work, Metallica is proud of it, and David Bowie called it a masterpiece."

I really like the sarcasm in this comment.
List - Best Lou Reed Albums - Metal_Treasure

13 Visitor: Bob Dylan is proof that people were on drugs in the 60's. Any sober person would realize he sounds like an elephant with a pinched off nose.

LOL, I never liked Bob Dylan voice so I agree with this explanation.
List - Worst Rock Voices - Metal_Treasure

14 IronSabbathPriest on Hansi K├╝rsch: "If there's one thing better than Hansi, it's his harmonies."

Yep, I agree - the only thing that is better than Hansi voice is his voice sounding simultaneously on 100 vocal tracks with harmonies. It sounds like a huge choir but he's the only singer.
list - Best Songs from Blind Guardian's Beyond the Red Mirror (item: The Ninth Wave) - Metal_Treasure

15 Martin_Canine on My First Single by Eminem: "Put a couple of dentures on a table, and start drumming on it. You have the beat. Drink soda and eat beans. You have half the chorus. Drink a few cups of alcohol and try singing."

It's true and Martin described it so good that I laughed really hard - Metal_Treasure

16 zxm on Yngwie's Far Beyond the Sun: I saw the tabs. Oh my God! What is this! If I had 10 more fingers, I still wouldn't be able to play the solo. This fret to that fret, that fret to that fret.

List - Top Guitar Shredding Masterpeices - Metal_Treasure

17 Visitor on Luciano Pavarotti: He had a chest like a bull elephant.
18 IronSabbathPriest - "You're kidding right? He sounds like a woman giving birth."

About Oliver Sykes / Bring Me the Horizon. List - Top Ten Metal Screamers - Metal_Treasure

19 cjWriter1997 on Linkin Park: If you think this band is the greatest ever. You really need to diversify your musical taste, like by a lot.

List - Best Rock Bands of All Time - Metal_Treasure

20 Ananya on Babymetal: Poser girls barking about chocolate all the time...

I loved it very much. So funny, so true. List - Top Ten Rock Bands that Get the Most Annoying Praise - Metal_Treasure

Pftt! I just can't stop laughing! - say10

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1. Britgirl on Eric Clapton: Cocaine is the best thing this man has done (the song, obviously...)
2. Visitor on Highway Star by Deep Purple: It has a classical touch to it, resulting in what probably would happen if Mozart got extremely drunk and then decided to pick up an electric guitar and wail away.
3. Visitor on Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen: It's daring, fun and doesn't fall short of bravado. Simply genius.
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