Best Music Comments on TheTopTens

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The Top Ten

1 Britgirl on Eric Clapton: Cocaine is the best thing this man has done (the song, obviously...)

List - Best Blues Rock Singers. - Metal_Treasure

2 Visitor on Highway Star by Deep Purple: It has a classical touch to it, resulting in what probably would happen if Mozart got extremely drunk and then decided to pick up an electric guitar and wail away.

List - Greatest Guitar Solos. - Metal_Treasure

3 Visitor on Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen: It's daring, fun and doesn't fall short of bravado. Simply genius.

List - Best Songs of all Time. - Metal_Treasure

4 Metal2003 - "My four year old brother loves Iron Maiden. He says "I Like This Radio"."

You have such a cool bro! - Ananya

List - Top Ten Music Artists for 4 Year Olds - Metal_Treasure

5 Visitor on Yngwie Malmsteen: If you don't play guitar, you most likely haven't heard of Malmsteen. If you do play guitar and you haven't, you most likely aren't very good.

Haha, this comment speaks volumes (list - Top Ten Most Underrated Guitarists, item: Yngwie Malmsteen). - Metal_Treasure

Wait, if this guy is on the most underrated guitarist list, that means many people may not have heard of him. So this proves that there are a ton of bad guitarists in the world - SoldierOfFortune

6 Visitor on Ritchie Blackmore: A genius that merged classical music and rock with a guitar... Pure Genius.

... and metal music was born. - Metal_Treasure

7 Metal2003 on Jacob Sartorius: "He has talent for having no talent. And no other talent."

Haha great one Eileen - Ananya

List - Top Ten Best Things About Jacob Sartorius, item - He has talent. - Metal_Treasure

8 ryanrimmel on the complaint that Metallica cut their long hair: If you get angry because people from your favorite band cut their hair, maybe music isn't for you.

List - Top Ten Reasons Metallica Has Let Their Fans Down, item - Cutting Their Long Hair for Shorter Haircuts. - Metal_Treasure

9 zxm: Metal guitar riffs - Fast+Power. More brutal sound. Punk Rock Guitar Riffs - Fast+Less Power. More noisy sound.

Great comment, zxm. And very useful. - Metal_Treasure

Hey both punk and metal are amazing - PanagosBoi17

10 Visitor on "metaheads can't accept good pop music": Well using this bs logic, some people can't accept "GOOD" metal music. Incredibly biased.

I guess "bs" stands for bulls***. List - Worst Things About Metalheads/Elitists. - Metal_Treasure

The Newcomers

? Visitor on 'Metal music is satanic': Oops wrong era! This debate got old in the 1950's.If there's anything that is even remotely close to satanism these days it's more certainly pop with all the glorification of sex,drugs and parties,delinquency,rebellion
? Visitor on "Pop fans don't make pop music worse metal fans makes metal music worse": It is hard to make pop music worse than it already is.

The Contenders

11 Visitor on "It's not easy to understand metal songs": Thank you, you just made my point. Metal requires a certain level of intelligence which you seem to be lacking.

Not sure what I think of this. It makes us come off as pretentious, but only when taken out of context. - IronSabbathPriest

List - Top Ten Reasons Why Modern Pop is Better Than Metal (a list made by the user perfumelovers but she deleted this account and made a new one, or 2-3 new ones) - Metal_Treasure

IronSabbathPriest - yes, taken out of context it may sound pretentious but if you go to the list and see the items of the author and her comments, and then read the entire comment of this visitor (this is part of his comment), you would agree that this comment is actually perfect.
And yes, this visitor is obviously much smarter than the author of the list. - Metal_Treasure

12 PewPewAssassin on the album Lulu by Lou Reed and Metallica: "O come on! The man himself [Lou Reed] said it was his best work, Metallica is proud of it, and David Bowie called it a masterpiece."

I really like the sarcasm in this comment. And it's true that David Bowie called it a masterpiece, etc.
List - Best Lou Reed Albums - Metal_Treasure

13 Visitor: Bob Dylan is proof that people were on drugs in the 60's. Any sober person would realize he sounds like an elephant with a pinched off nose.

LOL, I never liked Bob Dylan voice so I agree with this explanation.
List - Worst Rock Voices - Metal_Treasure

14 IronSabbathPriest on Hansi K├╝rsch: "If there's one thing better than Hansi, it's his harmonies."

Yep, I agree - the only thing that is better than Hansi voice is his voice sounding simultaneously on 100 vocal tracks with harmonies. It sounds like a huge choir but he's the only singer.
list - Best Songs from Blind Guardian's Beyond the Red Mirror (item: The Ninth Wave) - Metal_Treasure

15 Martin_Canine on My First Single by Eminem: "Put a couple of dentures on a table, and start drumming on it. You have the beat. Drink soda and eat beans. You have half the chorus. Drink a few cups of alcohol and try singing."

It's true and Martin described it so good that I laughed really hard - Metal_Treasure

16 zxm on Yngwie's Far Beyond the Sun: I saw the tabs. Oh my God! What is this! If I had 10 more fingers, I still wouldn't be able to play the solo. This fret to that fret, that fret to that fret.

List - Top Guitar Shredding Masterpeices - Metal_Treasure

17 Caleb9000 on System of a Down: System of a down is radio friendly horrorcore with horses in it. Not metal at all.

I agree they aren't metal. And Caleb9000 explanation is actually accurate.
list - Top 10 Bands that Aren't Metal According to Encyclopaedia Metallum - Metal_Treasure

18 Visitor on Luciano Pavarotti: He had a chest like a bull elephant.
19 IronSabbathPriest - "You're kidding right? He sounds like a woman giving birth."

About Oliver Sykes / Bring Me the Horizon. List - Top Ten Metal Screamers - Metal_Treasure

20 cjWriter1997 on Linkin Park: If you think this band is the greatest ever. You really need to diversify your musical taste, like by a lot.

List - Best Rock Bands of All Time - Metal_Treasure

21 Ananya on Babymetal: Poser girls barking about chocolate all the time...

I loved it very much. So funny, so true. List - Top Ten Rock Bands that Get the Most Annoying Praise - Metal_Treasure

22 Visitor on Marilyn Manson: I didn't know he sings as much as utter short phrases and makes noises into a microphone

List - Worst Rock Voices - Metal_Treasure

23 Mrveteran on Bono: His voice is distinctly average and faceless, hence the perfect voice for mediocre shlockly ballads.

List - Top 10 Singers that Should Never Sing Ballads - Metal_Treasure

24 Shynash21: Thriller has an aura which no other mj songs have... mind blowing creation!

Haha, I have to admit the aura of this song is kinda metal. - Metal_Treasure

25 IronSabbathPriest on Limp Bizkit: I will never Limp with the Bizkit...

Thanks Aragorn98 for adding this comment. Yes, I like what IronSabbathPriest said. - Metal_Treasure

26 Visitor: Rhydian [Roberts] is in a class by himself. His voice is amazing, beautiful, brilliant.
27 Visitor on Marilyn Manson: He sounds like he's dying every time he sings.

List - Worst Rock Voices - Metal_Treasure

28 Metal_Treasure on metalheads not exploring other genres: I have explored almost all genres in existence, including cajun and chanson, but metal was the best. And I became a metalhead.

Same here I listened to many genres but I liked rock and metal the best so I became a metalhead - christangrant

List - Biggest Problems With Metalheads.
Item - Not Exploring Other Genres - Metal_Treasure

29 Metal_Treasure: Only 4 types of people would say that metal is talentless: ignorant, biased, delusional and jealous. Actually there is a "visitor" of this site who is a combination of these 4 - he wrote the dumbest comments on my lists.

Oh yeah, that 70 yo "visitor" and metal hater. We call him "the troll".
This comment can be find on the list Top 10 Most Overused Rock & Metal Stereotypes.
Item - Metal is Talentless - Metal_Treasure

30 My mother had stomach cancer. I threw her ashes into the ocean while listening to this masterpiece. She was a fan. R.I.P. Mom -about Voice of the Soul by Death
31 Visitor on Death: Life would not exist without DEATH.

Genius - Disturbedpotato

32 naFrovivuS on Nickelback - If you're in a band people widely perceive as the worst thing ever, then that doesn't make you overrated.

Lol so true

It's true.
R.I.P. naFrovivuS. - Metal_Treasure

33 christangrant on a Dio children song:I find it funny a children's song is more metal than most of the so called "Metal" core bands which most of them are boybands disgusing themselves as metal,even Dio singing children songs is more metal than those bands
34 Visitor on Highway Star by Deep Purple: [Solo] seems a bit like the musical version of being shot out of a cannon at ultra-relativistic speeds.

List - Greatest Guitar Solos. - Metal_Treasure

35 ThatoneMetalhead on Slipknot: Considering they have nine members, I would assume they have a high collective weight.

This comment is funny and makes sense in the context of this list - Heaviest Nu-Metal Bands - Metal_Treasure

36 Ananya on Marilyn Manson: I wonder which music style suits him, Is there any for him? *sigh* Nope...

Haha.
List - Top 10 Singers that Should Never Sing Ballads - Metal_Treasure

37 Martin_Canine on My First Single by Eminem (pt 2): "Drink a few cups of alcohol and try singing. You have the other half of the chorus."

This is the entire comment that was too long to put it in one item title:
"Put a couple of dentures on a table, and start drumming on it. You have the beat. Drink soda and eat beans. You have half the chorus. Drink a few cups of alcohol and try singing. You have the other half of the chorus. Look up some rumors of the early 2000s celebrity scene, and read them aloud, then you have the verses. Done."
(list - Worst Eminem Songs) - Metal_Treasure

38 Martin_Canine on My First Single by Eminem (pt 3): "Look up some rumors of the early 2000s celebrity scene, and read them aloud, then you have the verses. Done."
39 Britgirl on Bob Dylan: He always sounds like he's slumped against a urine-stained lamppost, slurring his woes.
40 Visitor on "metalheads usually like Beethoven": Metal is classical music with distortion. Beethoven is arguably the best musician of his time.

This is so true that can be used as a definition: "Metal is classical music with distortion." It's also true that Beethoven is great.
list - Top 10 Non-Metal Music Artists That Metalheads Usually Like
item - Ludwig van Beethoven - Metal_Treasure

41 TheListLord on "metalheads usually like Beethoven": Beethoven is essentially the 1700s version of metal.

Another great obseravation on the nature of metal music. It's true.
list - Top 10 Non-Metal Music Artists That Metalheads Usually Like
item - Ludwig van Beethoven - Metal_Treasure

42 Caleb9000 on Slipknot: I don't consider them metal either. In fact, considering them to be metal is about as ridiculous as the fact that the band members themselves think that they are a thrash band.

LOL, Slipknot think they are a thrash band?!
list - Top 10 Bands that Aren't Metal According to Encyclopaedia Metallum
item - Slipknot - Metal_Treasure

43 Poser metal is overrated, true metal is underrated

Thanks to whoever added it. This is my comment, by the way. I have to find the list where I wrote it.
Found it:
List - Most Overrated Music Genres
Item - Heavy Metal - Metal_Treasure

44 I will never Limp with the Bizkit... -about Limp Bizkit
45 Michael Jackson is the king of pop. Elvis Presley is the king of rock. Metallica is the KING OF MUSIC -about Metallica
46 Silento should have been silent -about Silento
47 King Diamond is the Stephen King of metal, very talented band. Two thumbs up! -about King Diamond
48 Life would not exist without DEATH -about Death
49 Madonna needs to retire. Seriously -about Madonna
50 So much teen angst in their 40s and 50s.. -about Gorgoroth

I'm gonna be quite honest, this comment is absolutely hilarious. - Aragorn98

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1. Britgirl on Eric Clapton: Cocaine is the best thing this man has done (the song, obviously...)
2. Visitor on Highway Star by Deep Purple: It has a classical touch to it, resulting in what probably would happen if Mozart got extremely drunk and then decided to pick up an electric guitar and wail away.
3. Visitor on Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen: It's daring, fun and doesn't fall short of bravado. Simply genius.
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