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The Top Ten
1 Britgirl on Eric Clapton: Cocaine is the best thing this man has done (the song, obviously...)

Why have I not read this list before? Some of these comments are genius!

Or was it the song? Maybe Britgirl knows something we don't...

List - Best Blues Rock Singers.

2 Visitor on Highway Star by Deep Purple: It has a classical touch to it, resulting in what probably would happen if Mozart got extremely drunk and then decided to pick up an electric guitar and wail away.

List - Greatest Guitar Solos.

3 Visitor on Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen: It's daring, fun and doesn't fall short of bravado. Simply genius.

List - Best Songs of all Time.

4 Metal2003 - "My four year old brother loves Iron Maiden. He says "I Like This Radio"."

List - Top Ten Music Artists for 4 Year Olds

This comment is gone, what happened?

Coolest four-year-old ever.

You have such a cool bro!

5 Visitor on Yngwie Malmsteen: If you don't play guitar, you most likely haven't heard of Malmsteen. If you do play guitar and you haven't, you most likely aren't very good.

Wait, if this guy is on the most underrated guitarist list, that means many people may not have heard of him. So this proves that there are a ton of bad guitarists in the world

Haha, this comment speaks volumes (list - Top Ten Most Underrated Guitarists, item: Yngwie Malmsteen).

6 Metal2003 on Jacob Sartorius: "He has talent for having no talent. And no other talent."

Excellent paradoxical claim. It still gets a very valid message across.

List - Top Ten Best Things About Jacob Sartorius, item - He has talent.

Haha great one Eileen

7 Visitor on Ritchie Blackmore: A genius that merged classical music and rock with a guitar... Pure Genius.

Yup. Ritchie Blackmore is a genius.

8 ryanrimmel on the complaint that Metallica cut their long hair: If you get angry because people from your favorite band cut their hair, maybe music isn't for you.

List - Top Ten Reasons Metallica Has Let Their Fans Down, item - Cutting Their Long Hair for Shorter Haircuts.

*cuts my hair* You hate my writing now.

9 zxm: Metal guitar riffs - Fast+Power. More brutal sound. Punk Rock Guitar Riffs - Fast+Less Power. More noisy sound.

Great comment, zxm. Accurate. And very useful.

Hey both punk and metal are amazing

10 Visitor on "metaheads can't accept good pop music": Well using this bs logic, some people can't accept "GOOD" metal music. Incredibly biased.

Also, go see the list Top 10 Pop Artists that Are Respected by Metalheads.
It shows that metalheads CAN accept good pop music.

I guess "bs" stands for bulls***. List - Worst Things About Metalheads/Elitists.

The Contenders
11 Visitor on "It's not easy to understand metal songs": Thank you, you just made my point. Metal requires a certain level of intelligence which you seem to be lacking.

IronSabbathPriest - yes, taken out of context it may sound pretentious but if you go to the list and see the items of the author and her comments, and then read the entire comment of this visitor (this is part of his comment), you would agree that this comment is actually perfect.
And yes, this visitor is obviously much smarter than the author of the list.

List - Top Ten Reasons Why Modern Pop is Better Than Metal (a list made by the user perfumelovers but she deleted this account and made a new one, or 2-3 new ones)

Not sure what I think of this. It makes us come off as pretentious, but only when taken out of context.

12 Caleb9000 on Slipknot: I don't consider them metal either. In fact, considering them to be metal is about as ridiculous as the fact that the band members themselves think that they are a thrash band.
13 Visitor: Bob Dylan is proof that people were on drugs in the 60's. Any sober person would realize he sounds like an elephant with a pinched off nose.

LOL, I never liked Bob Dylan voice so I agree with this explanation.
List - Worst Rock Voices

14 zxm on slow vs fast guitar solos: A metal or hard rock guitar solo of 2 minutes can be stretched to 10 minutes if played slowly. All it matters how many chords you play. And this takes talent. And it's better if you play those chords faster.

List - Reasons Pop and Rap are Better Than Rock
item - Guitar solos suck

15 cjWriter1997 on Linkin Park: If you think this band is the greatest ever. You really need to diversify your musical taste, like by a lot.

I so much agree with cjWriter1997.
List - Best Rock Bands of All Time

16 Martin_Canine on My First Single by Eminem: "Put a couple of dentures on a table, and start drumming on it. You have the beat. Drink soda and eat beans. You have half the chorus. Drink a few cups of alcohol and try singing."

It's true and Martin described it so good that I laughed really hard

17 zxm on Yngwie's Far Beyond the Sun: I saw the tabs. Oh my God! What is this! If I had 10 more fingers, I still wouldn't be able to play the solo. This fret to that fret, that fret to that fret.

This is the entire comment (was too long for the item title)
"When I saw the tabs. Oh my God! What is this! If I had 10 more fingers, I still wouldn't be able to play the solo. This fret to that fret, that fret to that fret. It's not only the chords, even the strumming is also very fast. Especially after the bending."
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I completely agree with zxm. Yngwie is outta this world. Sadly, he's very underrated. Why people always worship mediocre guitarists and underrate the best ones? list - Top Guitar Shredding Masterpeices

18 TheListLord on "metalheads usually like Beethoven": Beethoven is essentially the 1700s version of metal.

Beethoven aren't heavy at all. There is classical composers who have "heavier" music.

Baroque music sounds more metal than Beethoven

19 Poser metal is overrated, true metal is underrated

Thanks to whoever added it. This is my comment, by the way. I have to find the list where I wrote it.
Found it:
List - Most Overrated Music Genres
Item - Heavy Metal

20 naFrovivuS on Nickelback - If you're in a band people widely perceive as the worst thing ever, then that doesn't make you overrated.
21 Even M. Jacksons' fans can understand that Immortal are a lot heavier than Evanescence...

List: Heaviest Metal Albums
item: All Shall Fall - Immortal
The guy wrote that because Fallen by Evanescence was higher than All Shall Fall by Immortal, i.e. people thought Evanescence album was heavier than Immortal album. LOL.
Moreover, Evanescence are not metal and shouldn't be on the list.

22 Visitor on Highway Star by Deep Purple: [Solo] seems a bit like the musical version of being shot out of a cannon at ultra-relativistic speeds.

List - Greatest Guitar Solos.

23 PewPewAssassin on the album Lulu by Lou Reed and Metallica: "O come on! The man himself [Lou Reed] said it was his best work, Metallica is proud of it, and David Bowie called it a masterpiece."

I really like the sarcasm in this comment. And it's true that David Bowie called it a masterpiece, etc.
List - Best Lou Reed Albums

24 Visitor on Marilyn Manson: I didn't know he sings as much as utter short phrases and makes noises into a microphone

List - Worst Rock Voices

25 Mrveteran on Bono: His voice is distinctly average and faceless, hence the perfect voice for mediocre shlockly ballads.

List - Top 10 Singers that Should Never Sing Ballads

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