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21 Visitor on Marilyn Manson: I didn't know he sings as much as utter short phrases and makes noises into a microphone

List - Worst Rock Voices - Metal_Treasure

22 Mrveteran on Bono: His voice is distinctly average and faceless, hence the perfect voice for mediocre shlockly ballads.

List - Top 10 Singers that Should Never Sing Ballads - Metal_Treasure

23 Shynash21: Thriller has an aura which no other mj songs have... mind blowing creation!

Haha, I have to admit the aura of this song is kinda metal. - Metal_Treasure

24 Caleb9000 on System of a Down: System of a down is radio friendly horrorcore with horses in it. Not metal at all.

I agree they aren't metal. And Caleb9000 explanation is actually accurate.
list - Top 10 Bands that Aren't Metal According to Encyclopaedia Metallum - Metal_Treasure

25 Visitor: Rhydian [Roberts] is in a class by himself. His voice is amazing, beautiful, brilliant.
26 Visitor on Marilyn Manson: He sounds like he's dying every time he sings.

List - Worst Rock Voices - Metal_Treasure

27 Metal_Treasure on metalheads not exploring other genres: I have explored almost all genres in existence, including cajun and chanson, but metal was the best. And I became a metalhead.

Same here I listened to many genres but I liked rock and metal the best so I became a metalhead - christangrant

List - Biggest Problems With Metalheads.
Item - Not Exploring Other Genres - Metal_Treasure

28 Metal_Treasure: Only 4 types of people would say that metal is talentless: ignorant, biased, delusional and jealous. Actually there is a "visitor" of this site who is a combination of these 4 - he wrote the dumbest comments on my lists.

Oh yeah, that 70 yo "visitor" and metal hater. We call him "the troll".
This comment can be find on the list Top 10 Most Overused Rock & Metal Stereotypes.
Item - Metal is Talentless - Metal_Treasure

29 My mother had stomach cancer. I threw her ashes into the ocean while listening to this masterpiece. She was a fan. R.I.P. Mom -about Voice of the Soul by Death
30 Visitor on Highway Star by Deep Purple: [Solo] seems a bit like the musical version of being shot out of a cannon at ultra-relativistic speeds. V 1 Comment
31 ThatoneMetalhead on Slipknot: Considering they have nine members, I would assume they have a high collective weight.

This comment is funny and makes sense in the context of this list - Heaviest Nu-Metal Bands - Metal_Treasure

32 Ananya on Marilyn Manson: I wonder which music style suits him, Is there any for him? *sigh* Nope...

Haha.
List - Top 10 Singers that Should Never Sing Ballads - Metal_Treasure

33 Martin_Canine on My First Single by Eminem (pt 2): "Drink a few cups of alcohol and try singing. You have the other half of the chorus."

This is the entire comment that was too long to put it in one item title:
"Put a couple of dentures on a table, and start drumming on it. You have the beat. Drink soda and eat beans. You have half the chorus. Drink a few cups of alcohol and try singing. You have the other half of the chorus. Look up some rumors of the early 2000s celebrity scene, and read them aloud, then you have the verses. Done."
(list - Worst Eminem Songs) - Metal_Treasure

34 Martin_Canine on My First Single by Eminem (pt 3): "Look up some rumors of the early 2000s celebrity scene, and read them aloud, then you have the verses. Done."
35 Britgirl on Bob Dylan: He always sounds like he's slumped against a urine-stained lamppost, slurring his woes.
36 Visitor on "metalheads usually like Beethoven": Metal is classical music with distortion. Beethoven is arguably the best musician of his time.

This is so true that can be used as a definition: "Metal is classical music with distortion." It's also true that Beethoven is great.
list - Top 10 Non-Metal Music Artists That Metalheads Usually Like
item - Ludwig van Beethoven - Metal_Treasure

37 TheListLord on "metalheads usually like Beethoven": Beethoven is essentially the 1700s version of metal.

Another great obseravation on the nature of metal music. It's true.
list - Top 10 Non-Metal Music Artists That Metalheads Usually Like
item - Ludwig van Beethoven - Metal_Treasure

38 Caleb9000 on Slipknot: I don't consider them metal either. In fact, considering them to be metal is about as ridiculous as the fact that the band members themselves think that they are a thrash band.

LOL, Slipknot think they are a thrash band?!
list - Top 10 Bands that Aren't Metal According to Encyclopaedia Metallum
item - Slipknot - Metal_Treasure

39 Poser metal is overrated, true metal is underrated
40 I will never Limp with the Bizkit... -about Limp Bizkit
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1. Britgirl on Eric Clapton: Cocaine is the best thing this man has done (the song, obviously...)
2. Visitor on Highway Star by Deep Purple: It has a classical touch to it, resulting in what probably would happen if Mozart got extremely drunk and then decided to pick up an electric guitar and wail away.
3. Visitor on Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen: It's daring, fun and doesn't fall short of bravado. Simply genius.
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