Top Ten Amusing Alternative Song TitlesWas just thinking (as you do) about a particular song and almost laughed out loud on a packed train when I thought of what it might have been called if someone had asked me to give it a title. Add some funny ones of your own if you fancy.
Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit gassy, And I feel like I have a stomachache.
When I first clicked this, I thought it was talking about the alternative genre.
Hilarious! My fart will go on! Laugh out loud!
I'm really trying here...Haha! Sorry!
Teacher, leave us kids alone, you're just another prick in the hall.
Best insult ever.
It's all fine, Britgirl. This one made me laugh. And I think the band would laugh too.
Does this mean I'll eventually run into an inconsiderate jerk in the hallway?
Being a Pink Floyd fan, I have to admit I laughed at this one.
Doesn't that depend what you shave/grow?
Laugh out loud! Love this one!
Laugh out loud! Amusing list!
Yes...not the best place to spend an eternity, is it?
"Hey food, don't go all bad
It's why you are in the refrigerator
Remember, I'm mixing you in my lunch
Good for my heart and fills my stomach"
This one sort of serves as a companion to "Can't Buy Me Lunch".
Amazing lyrics, Positron. And amazing list, Britgirl.
Phil must be really angry at this list.
Please don't hate me for that comment. Please don't.
Looks like Lennon was doing more than drugs...
You killed the Beatles.
Haha! I'll give The Idiot that one! Haha!
Then you have lost your sanity.
OK, Britgirl, just...relax...try not to react...
Me saying this won't work, will it?
You two together are hilarious!
Apologies to avid Beatles fans out there but a list is a list... Is a list!