Top Ten Songs with the Most Disturbing Titles

The Top Ten
1 F***ink Dead Babies Cuz I'm a Sick C*nt - Hammer Rage

I guess that title's one reason for a title like that.

This band should never live again.

2 Trapped Under Ice - Metallica

Not that bad at first thought. Now, imagine yourself going ice fishing, falling in, and being unable to find the hole, which is slowly getting frozen over. Now it's pretty scary, huh?

Every other title here is purely for shock value. This actually creeps me out.

3 Eating Children - Blaze Bayley

Every time I hear this song's name, I just cringe and think, "What kind of psychopath would even think of that?" I think it needs no explanation.

Um, I'll be over there trying to get the idea of this out of my head.

Is this some kind of cannibal song?

4 I Lit Your Baby On Fire - Anal C***

If you light a baby on fire, I guess you wouldn't mind if I did the same to you.

5 Suiciety - Metal Church

A combination of "suicide" and "society?"

6 Puppies On Acid - Dream Theater

Whoever wrote this "song" needs to get off of at least nine of the drugs they're on.

These are just awful! Puppies on acid?!

7 Raining Blood - Slayer
8 Raping the Elderly - Bloodduster
9 I Like Drugs and Child Abuse - Anal C***
10 A** F*ckin', Butt Suckin', C*nt Lickin' Masturbation - GG Allin

Why are you listening to songs like this?

The Contenders
11 Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck - Anal C***

This one was originally called Conor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks.

I committed suicide because I hate my life and I hate people.

12 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's C*** - Cannibal Corpse

That is just horrible. I can't describe this without using the F word.

13 Can I Touch You... There? - Michael Bolton
14 Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse
15 Eat My Diarrhea - GG Allin
16 Rape Me - Nirvana

"God, what a disgusting title! It must be a terrible song!" says most people. When actually, it's not. It's an amazing, anti-rape song.

17 You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In the Stomach - Anal C***

Like, who would write a song about kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach and make fun of a miscarriage? Very offensive, if you ask me.

This is just...awful! How could someone even think about doing that?! This band is messed up, to say the very least.

18 I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It - Anal C***

Way more disturbing than the Michael Bolton title. On the other hand, as far as I know, almost everything Anal C does is disturbing. That's pretty much the point.

19 Moist Vagina - Nirvana
20 F***ed With a Knife - Cannibal Corpse
21 I C** Blood - Cannibal Corpse
22 Mr. Tinkertrain - Ozzy Osbourne

Well, he is singing about a pedophile. Although that sounds a little disturbing, it is a good song. And he's not trying to promote pedophilia.

23 Sh*tty Chicken Gang Bang - Marilyn Manson
24 Chainsaw Gutsf*** - Mayhem

Getting your ding dongs ripped by a chainsaw. Disgusting.

25 Dead Babies - Alice Cooper
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