Top Ten Strangest and Most Random Genuine Song Titles

I have to say, most of these bands I've never heard of, and most that I have heard of are not to my taste, and judging by what I've seen, I probably regret Googling this. But hey, a list is a list.

The Top Ten

1 What Is the Light? (An Untested Hypothesis Suggesting That the Chemical [In Our Brains] by Which We Are Able to Experience the Sensation of Being in Love Is the Same Chemical That Caused the "Big Bang" That Was the Birth of the Accelerating Universe)

By the Flaming Lips. Couldn't fit the title AND the artist in one box.

Only the Flaming Lips could come up with something like this.

The Flaming Lips is genius.

2 A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang

I never thought strange song titles could be so sexy.

Aren't the Bloodhound Gang novelty?

I'm loving that album cover.

Well That's good to know

3 Shhh!!! If You're Quiet, I'll Show You a Dinosaur - The Fall of Troy

Funny title! The concept of just randomly being shown a dinosaur because of being quiet is hilarious to me.

So weird and risible!

4 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed - The Locust

I've actually only just listened to the sample. It is only noise.

Look at the album title, it looks disturbing!

In the words of double d, that's disturbing.

That is disturbing

5 Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me - Alice Cooper

What the hell are sleep clowns? And what kind of person want a clown to eat them?!?!?!?

Is he worried that pennywise will get him in his sleep?

6 Your Mother and I Are Getting a Divorce, I Believe She's a Spiderbot 3000 In Disguise - Doom

Whatever you say, you crazy, crazy person.

7 I Am the Walrus - The Beatles

A strange and unusual song, but I cannot help but love it.

Who are you kidding! This is a great song name!

I wish I was the walrus.

8 Raining Tacos - Parry Gripp & Boonebum

Not weird, considering that the entire song is about raining tacos.

What's next, is it gonna be raining Quesadillas?

9 A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More Touch Me - Fall Out Boy

10 Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey on My Knee - Captain Beefheart

A difficult ordeal, that's for sure. Never tried it myself, and likely never will.

The Contenders

11 Heaven In Our Headlights - Hedley

12 Disloyal Order of Water Buffalos - Fall Out Boy

13 Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom - Dan Bull

14 American Pie - Don McLean

15 Get Balsamic Vinegar... Quick You Fool! - Snow Patrol

16 They Provide the Paint for the Picture Perfect Masterpiece that You'll Paint on the Insides of Your Eyelids - Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution