What Is the Light? (An Untested Hypothesis Suggesting That the Chemical [In Our Brains] by Which We Are Able to Experience the Sensation of Being in Love Is the Same Chemical That Caused the "Big Bang" That Was the Birth of the Accelerating Universe)
By the Flaming Lips. Couldn't fit the title and the artist in one box.
Only the Flaming Lips could come up with something like this.
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang
I never thought strange song titles could be so sexy.
Isn't the Bloodhound Gang a novelty?
Shhh!!! If You're Quiet, I'll Show You a Dinosaur - The Fall of Troy
Funny title! The concept of just randomly being shown a dinosaur because of being quiet is hilarious to me.
Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed - The Locust
This song has the weirdest sample I've ever heard.
Look at the album title. It looks disturbing!
Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me - Alice Cooper
What the hell are sleep clowns? And what kind of person wants a clown to eat them?
Is he worried that Pennywise will get him in his sleep?
Your Mother and I Are Getting a Divorce, I Believe She's a Spiderbot 3000 In Disguise - Doom
Whatever you say, you crazy, crazy person.
I Am the Walrus - The Beatles
A strange and unusual song, but I cannot help but love it.
Who are you kidding! This is a great song name!
Raining Tacos - Parry Gripp & Boonebum
Not weird, considering that the entire song is about raining tacos.
What's next, is it going to be raining quesadillas?
A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More Touch Me - Fall Out Boy
Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey on My Knee - Captain Beefheart
A difficult ordeal, that's for sure. Never tried it myself, and likely never will.
The Newcomers
? Mucous Membrane Irritation and Corruption of Pupil Functions Due to Facial Ejaculation Which Resulted in Hitting the Retina with Squirting Seminal Fluid - Bodily Wastes
I would definitely consider this one of the weirdest.
? Weird Fishes - Radiohead
Literally has weird in the name.
The Contenders
Heaven In Our Headlights - Hedley
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom - Dan Bull
Disloyal Order of Water Buffalos - Fall Out Boy
American Pie - Don McLean
Get Balsamic Vinegar... Quick You Fool! - Snow Patrol
They Provide the Paint for the Picture Perfect Masterpiece that You'll Paint on the Insides of Your Eyelids - Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
Satan Gave Me a Taco - Beck
Be careful. Hope that taco's not possessed!
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da - The Police
Sting wanted to say that politicians, entertainers, and other people use this type of nonsense to manipulate us.
Was that person drunk when he made it?
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gather Together In a Cave and Groovy With a Pict - Pink Floyd
Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson
Rather Die Young - Beyoncé
Agh! Won Gogh in Mah Mouph! Blech! Ptooey! - Hiroki Morishita
I'm not even going to say anything.
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles
Very creative title, more than just pure nonsense like some of the others.
Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett