Top Ten Musical Instruments You'd Like to Drop On Nicki Minaj's Head

Turkeyasylum
You want to drop a musical instrument on Nicki Minaj, but which one?

The Top Ten

1 Piano Piano The piano is a musical instrument played using a keyboard, which is a row of keys that the performer presses down or strikes with the fingers and thumbs of both hands.

The first sense of tune to get into her head. - PositronWildhawk

I think the crushing weight would at least give her a few injuries in the legs arms, back, etc. - Turkeyasylum

Waste of a good piano. Crash cymbals would be better. - PetSounds

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2 Contrabass Tuba

If you don't know what this is, just look it up. Drop this on Nicki's head, and she will surely get hurt from getting hit by a bunch of brass. - Turkeyasylum

3 Marimba

Again, look it up if you don't know what it is. You will hear a thud and a disturbing screech, and probably a few broken bones in the process. - Turkeyasylum

Yay! What a nice big wooden instrument! - ruJILLous

4 Glockenspiel

Sorry of you have had to look most of these up, but the are all heavy. This will surely make a scene if dropped on somebody's head Hopefully it gives Nicki a concussion. - Turkeyasylum

Nobody knows what this is, but will get more famous once it drops on her head. - Pony

Its small but it's metal & painful! - ruJILLous

5 Contrabass Saxophone

Sorry if you don't know these instruments! This one will make Nicki Minaj hurt for DAYS. - Turkeyasylum

This would knock that plastic in her face down to her legs

6 Vibraphone

I'll just explain this one. It's like a piano, only played with mallets. This will make her break some ribs, at least. - Turkeyasylum

7 Crash Cymbals

These are actually really heavy, and should do some damage to a human body. - Turkeyasylum

This ought to leave ringing in her ears for a while. - ruJILLous

8 Timpani

In advance, I apologize for all these percussion terms. At least this instrument will do some damage to Nicki. - Turkeyasylum

9 Concert Bass Drum

They are so heavy, I bet I could at least give Nicki Minaj some kind of deformity. - Turkeyasylum

You could disable her! - ruJILLous

10 Full Size Tuba

These may be smaller than a contrabass tuba, but they will still pack a punch. - Turkeyasylum

Yes, tubas! That will cause a huge amount of injuries! - ruJILLous

The Contenders

11 Pipe Organ
12 Cello Cello The cello or violoncello is a bowed or plucked string instrument with four strings tuned in perfect fifths.

Those are pretty big instruments. - Minecraftcrazy530

13 A Set of Drums
14 Piccolo

These are too small. Won't do a thing to her. - Turkeyasylum

That is too small. Won't even injure her.

15 Flute Flute The flute is a family of musical instruments in the woodwind group. Unlike woodwind instruments with reeds, a flute is an aerophone or reedless wind instrument that produces its sound from the flow of air across an opening.
16 Xylophone
17 Chimes
18 Bass

No, she'll have even more bass.

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19 Theremin
20 Organ
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