Top Ten Musical Instruments You'd Like to Drop On Nicki Minaj's Head

Turkeyasylum
You want to drop a musical instrument on Nicki Minaj, but which one?

The Top Ten

1 Piano Piano The piano is a musical instrument played using a keyboard, which is a row of keys that the performer presses down or strikes with the fingers and thumbs of both hands.

The first sense of tune to get into her head. - PositronWildhawk

I think the crushing weight would at least give her a few injuries in the legs arms, back, etc. - Turkeyasylum

Waste of a good piano. Crash cymbals would be better. - PetSounds

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2 Contrabass Tuba

If you don't know what this is, just look it up. Drop this on Nicki's head, and she will surely get hurt from getting hit by a bunch of brass. - Turkeyasylum

3 Marimba

Again, look it up if you don't know what it is. You will hear a thud and a disturbing screech, and probably a few broken bones in the process. - Turkeyasylum

Yay! What a nice big wooden instrument! - ruJILLous

4 Glockenspiel

Sorry of you have had to look most of these up, but the are all heavy. This will surely make a scene if dropped on somebody's head Hopefully it gives Nicki a concussion. - Turkeyasylum

Nobody knows what this is, but will get more famous once it drops on her head. - Pony

Its small but it's metal & painful! - ruJILLous

5 Contrabass Saxophone

Sorry if you don't know these instruments! This one will make Nicki Minaj hurt for DAYS. - Turkeyasylum

This would knock that plastic in her face down to her legs

6 Vibraphone

I'll just explain this one. It's like a piano, only played with mallets. This will make her break some ribs, at least. - Turkeyasylum

7 Crash Cymbals

These are actually really heavy, and should do some damage to a human body. - Turkeyasylum

This ought to leave ringing in her ears for a while. - ruJILLous

8 Timpani

In advance, I apologize for all these percussion terms. At least this instrument will do some damage to Nicki. - Turkeyasylum

9 Concert Bass Drum

They are so heavy, I bet I could at least give Nicki Minaj some kind of deformity. - Turkeyasylum

You could disable her! - ruJILLous

10 Full Size Tuba

These may be smaller than a contrabass tuba, but they will still pack a punch. - Turkeyasylum

Yes, tubas! That will cause a huge amount of injuries! - ruJILLous

The Contenders

11 Pipe Organ
12 Cello Cello

Those are pretty big instruments. - Minecraftcrazy530

13 A Set of Drums
14 Piccolo

These are too small. Won't do a thing to her. - Turkeyasylum

That is too small. Won't even injure her.

15 Flute Flute
16 Xylophone
17 Chimes
18 Bass V 1 Comment
19 Theremin
20 Organ
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