Top 10 Names with the Best Urban Dictionary Definitions

The Top Ten

1 Ben

A guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc. - Sojournes2112

2 Jake

An amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you - Sojournes2112

3 Simon

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. - Sojournes2112

4 Kobe

Something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room. - Sojournes2112

5 John

A very extremely confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. - Sojournes2112

John..."A very extremely confusing guy, shows he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time."

So THAT'S what his name is... :). - Britgirl

6 Zachary

A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. - Sojournes2112

7 Will

Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. Total sex on legs. - Sojournes2112

8 Tyler

Tyler is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass. - Sojournes2112

9 Dylan

Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awesome compared to any bitch ass Russians - Sojournes2112

10 Eleanore

Beautiful girl with an extraordinarily kind heart. Usually with really blue eyes. Sometimes her mind is an absolutely mess - Sojournes2112

The Contenders

11 Austin

A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. Austin may not be the most popular guy but is definitely the coolest. He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He's a little shy but insanely outgoing around his friends. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right and is loves cuddling. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves and loves everyone. If you get to really know him you'll realize he's a deep, insecure and one of the most amazing friends you will ever make in your entire life. He'd make the most amazing boyfriend in the history of man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants. If you ever have the privileged to have him in your life don't take it for granted and never let go of him as a friend or anything else. He knows what to say, when to say it, and how to say it. He's a good listener and gives the best advice. He never judges or makes ...more - Ilovestephanie

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