Top 10 Names with the Best Urban Dictionary Definitions

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The Top Ten

1 Simon

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. - Sojournes2112

2 Kobe

Something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room. - Sojournes2112

3 Jake

An amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you - Sojournes2112

4 John

A very extremely confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. - Sojournes2112

John..."A very extremely confusing guy, shows he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time."

So THAT'S what his name is... :). - Britgirl

5 Ben

A guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc. - Sojournes2112

6 Zachary

A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. - Sojournes2112

7 Will

Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. Total sex on legs. - Sojournes2112

8 Tyler

Tyler is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass. - Sojournes2112

9 Dylan

Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awesome compared to any bitch ass Russians - Sojournes2112

10 Eleanore

Beautiful girl with an extraordinarily kind heart. Usually with really blue eyes. Sometimes her mind is an absolutely mess - Sojournes2112

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