Top 10 Most Narcissistic Songs of All Time

You're standing in front of your mirror, singing into your hairbrush microphone, belting out lyrics that make you feel like you're on top of the world. Yeah, you're your own biggest fan, and there's nothing wrong with that, right? Now, picture those moments multiplied a hundredfold. Welcome to the world of the most narcissistic songs of all time. These tunes are not just about self-love or self-empowerment, oh no, they blast that notion out of the water and take it to a completely new stratosphere.

You might be asking yourself, what makes a song narcissistic? Is it brash confidence, unapologetic self-promotion, or the audacious celebration of the self that leaves no room for modesty? In essence, all these factors can contribute to the narcissistic charm of a song. So when you dive into the realm of these self-adoring anthems, don't be surprised to find lyrics drenched in self-praise, artists unabashedly proclaiming their own greatness, and an overwhelming conviction that they're simply the best.
The Top Ten
1 I Am a God - Kanye West

Sure, I have self-respect and give myself a 12/10 rating, but I never said I was a god. I don't even have a sixteenth of all that narcissism. Damn.

I pretty much saw one of Kanye West's songs coming, considering the fact that he's infamously known for saying, "Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!"

It does sound quite narcissistic to be honest, but I guess you can't judge a song by the title...

2 Me Too - Meghan Trainor

I actually don't think she wrote this meaning people literally wanted to be her. My take on it is any girl singing it is basically saying "I'm awesome. Why should I want to be like someone else when I can be me?" It is kind of narcissistic as a general song, but I don't think she meant it in a Kanye West "I'm literally the best thing ever" type of way. Just my take.

Meghan Trainor had like three songs that were okay from her first album, so then she comes back thinking everyone loves her. This song is annoying. No one wants to be her. I think this song should be called "How to make everyone who has ever heard of you hate you."

3 Best Rapper Alive - Lil Wayne

This is narcissistic by definition, but hey, he had proof to back up his claim.

4 No - Meghan Trainor

Not to mention, this song is practically Meghan's point of view as if every single boy wants to date her. And she constantly says 'no' to make her look like a girl with high standards.

I don't see how this song is narcissistic. If anything, it's the opposite.

This song makes Kanye West look self-hating.

5 7 Years - Lukas Graham
6 Hot Problems - Double Take

How are they "hot girls" when they look fake? No offense. But I agree with TheEvilNuggetCookie. "Just kidding, we're perfect." That sounds rude! These girls are narcissistic and basically make people look bad to make themselves look good.

7 This is Why I'm Hot - Mims

"This is why I'm hot / I ain't gotta rap / I could sell a mill saying nothing on the track."

So he basically says: "I am lazy and don't want to do anything. But I am such a great person they would buy everything by me - even if it's literally nothing."

Actually, that's worse than bragging with skills he doesn't have. Lil Wayne called himself the best rapper alive. Despite I am not a hater, he sure is not. But at least he is bragging about doing or being something. What MIMS raps about is that he is basically without talent, but still the best because he is hot. And when you're hot, you don't have to do anything and still be popular, according to him.

By the way, the I of MIMS' logo is the silhouette of German rapper Bushido that he used without permission. It's as if even his logo wants to say: "I am uncreative. But hey, I am hot."

8 Focus - Ariana Grande

What could you say about this song other than "narcissistic"? Poor composition?

My narcissistic friend loves her music.

9 I'm Awesome - Spose
10 Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento
The Contenders
11 I Might Go Lesbian - Manika
12 Treat You Better - Shawn Mendes
13 Pretty Girls - Britney Spears & Iggy Azalea

I miss the old days of Britney Spears. I may not be a fan of her, but I do think some of her old songs were good. And Pretty Girls was annoying. It's like saying that being good looking is everything when it isn't. This is as annoying as Double Take's "Hot Problems" and you want to know what's worse? I hate both songs, along with other Meghan Trainor, Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Robin Thicke, and 1D songs (why modern pop?! Why?! ).

14 Work - Rihanna
15 Like a Princess - Double Take
16 Want U Back - Cher Lloyd
17 Bow Down / I Been On - Beyonce
18 I Love Kanye - Kanye West
19 Fancy - Iggy Azalea
20 So Gangsta - Trae
21 I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
22 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
23 Win Again - Nicki Minaj
24 Too Cool - Meaghan Martin
25 Black Beatles - Rae Sremmurd

I'm sorry, but you guys are not the "black Beatles in the city".
I wonder if the actual Beatles themselves had trash rap songs produced by Metro Boomin?

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