Nastiest Things to Step On In the Dark


The Top Ten

1 Poop

Gross. I accidentally stepped in goose poop at soccer practice once, and didn't even realize it until we got to the car.

I've stepped in poop a few times but not in the dark. - Lunala

Ug! Have you ever been running around in your yard at night shoeless, and happen to have a dog? Ugh. - MoldySock

Yes, MoldySock. Yes, I have.

2 A rotting carcass of an old woman

Yucky yuck! That don't gonna happen to me, no!
Glad your making', American Britgirl! - HezarioSeth

Worse than poo - Lunala

Grandma? Where is the light? Grandma? Ew, I stepped in something sticky! - MoldySock

3 Menstrual blood

Ugh, you may not think it's possible, but go to a ghetto school bathroom, that stuff is smeared all over - MoldySock

In 5th grade some idiot I accidentally sat on someone else's blood because they didn't wipe the seat. Eww. It was so nasty. - Lunala

MoldySock, you are a crazy gal, but you are funny and I like you. This list is great! Haha! - Britgirl

That stuff is nasty. Actually done it before. It actually ruined a pair of my Js before - AlexHeiberg

4 Snot
5 Vomit

I'm not sure if this is grosser than stepping in poop, or not.

6 A Landmine

AHH! A LAND MINE! *blows up* *guts everywhere*

7 Dirty underwear
8 Quicksand
9 A Bear Trap

That would hurt!

10 A soggy piece of bread

Not as bad as poop, dead people, etc - Lunala

The Contenders

11 A Rabid Squirrel
12 Velvet Worm Velvet Worm

These things are terrifying! They are basically just beefed up centipedes which doesn't help because centipedes are already creepy as hell. They are not arthropods but they share a common ancestor with them. I don't know why people like them.

13 Millipede Millipede Millipedes are a group of arthropods that are characterised by having two pairs of jointed legs on most body segments; they are known scientifically as the class Diplopoda, the name being derived from this feature.


14 MoldySock

Yeah. She won't like this at all. And you'd get a shock to the system. - PositronWildhawk

15 A Machine Gun

Well, One direction, here I come! - AnonymousChick

16 Cockroach Cockroach

Why isn't this higher? Ever stepped on a cockroach? - Userguy44

17 Cactus


18 An Electric Eel
19 Used Condoms I really need to explain?

20 Laptop
21 An Egg

You would get shells in your feet and the slimy yolks and albumen will feel gross. - Lunala

22 Centipede Centipede Centipedes are arthropods belonging to the class Chilopoda of the subphylum Myriapoda. They are mainly carnivorous and they prey apron insects, spiders, small birds and rodents, and even other centipedes.
23 Tarantula Tarantula Tarantulas comprise a group of large and often hairy arachnids belonging to the Theraphosidae family of spiders, of which approximately 900 species have been identified.
24 Rat Rat Rats are various medium-sized, long-tailed rodents of the superfamily Muroidea. "True rats" are members of the genus Rattus, the most important of which to humans are the black rat, Rattus rattus, and the brown rat, Rattus norvegicus.
25 Rotting Egg
26 Sea Cucumber Sea Cucumber

They're really slimy and too squishy.

27 Worm
28 Hillary Clinton's Hair
29 Donald Trump's Hair
30 Stinkbug
31 Bedbug
32 Goomba Goomba Goombas, known in Japan as Kuribo, are a species of sentient mushrooms from Nintendo's Mario franchise.
33 Mushroom Mushroom
34 A Lego Brick
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