1 You turn my software into hardware
Ew! I understand the joke, and I'm wishing I hadn't. - nintendofan126
2 Girl, not even the Large Hadron Collider can be as hot as you
100000 times hotter than the centre of the sun... - ethanmeinster
3 Our love is like Pi: It just keeps going on and on
4 Even when it's absolute zero, you still warm me up
5 Iodine, Livermorium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium (I lv you, or I love you)
6 128 square root of e980
Erase the top of the letters, and you get "I love you" - ethanmeinster
7 Be my player two
8 Are you a weeping angel? Because I can't take my eyes off of you.
Don't blink or else she'll break up with you! - ethanmeinster
Aw.. This is quite sweet really. - Britgirl
9 Are you a black hole? Because I can't get away from you.
This would have made the PERFECT typo - gemcloben
Not even light itself can get away... - ethanmeinster
10 Do you still use Internet Explorer? Because I like ladies who take it slow.
Yikes. - BlueTelegraph
11 I couldn't get to you in Minecraft for a long time, because God took longer to render you
12 Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
13 Are you a neurax worm? Because you just controlled all of my actions and emotions.