Top Ten Nerdy Pick-up Lines

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Who said nerds wouldn't get girls? Here are the top 10 nerdy pick-up lines.

The Top Ten

1 You turn my software into hardware

Ew! I understand the joke, and I'm wishing I hadn't. - nintendofan126

2 Girl, not even the Large Hadron Collider can be as hot as you

100000 times hotter than the centre of the sun... - ethanmeinster

3 Our love is like Pi: It just keeps going on and on
4 Even when it's absolute zero, you still warm me up
5 Iodine, Livermorium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium (I lv you, or I love you)
6 128 square root of e980

Erase the top of the letters, and you get "I love you" - ethanmeinster

7 Be my player two
8 Are you a weeping angel? Because I can't take my eyes off of you.

Don't blink or else she'll break up with you! - ethanmeinster

Aw.. This is quite sweet really. - Britgirl

9 Are you a black hole? Because I can't get away from you.

This would have made the PERFECT typo - gemcloben

Not even light itself can get away... - ethanmeinster

10 I couldn't get to you in Minecraft for a long time, because God took longer to render you

The Contenders

11 Do you still use Internet Explorer? Because I like ladies who take it slow.
12 Are you a neurax worm? Because you just controlled all of my actions and emotions.
13 Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
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1. Girl, not even the Large Hadron Collider can be as hot as you
2. You turn my software into hardware
3. Our love is like Pi: It just keeps going on and on
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