Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That Are Obvious Lies
Lol Princess Celestia loves cake. Celestia please exercise lol
"I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it... Is that cake? "
I have to exercise everyday...
Definitely a worthwhile resolution. I like this.
Nice list by the way!
With this being on this list, I feel somewhat reassured.
This seems to make me laugh.
Relationship: Somewhere around friends.
What relationship...?
Not a lie for me I think this is a pretty easy resolution to keep but then I would not make such a resolution.
I don't even have relationships in the first place.
Let's up the ante!
Really why not! !
for me I've ended interacting with girls/women, my relationships dismantles itself, no matter what I do everything is my fault & I've committed nothing, I originally attempted on fulfilling myself back in the day & everything I've done was worth everything & I don't know what I did wrong because I was being the perfect boyfriend humanly possible. I heavily invested into many many many MANY things back when I was healthier, my health is diminishing because I have nothing else to do because I attempted so heavily that I'd expected others including my girlfriend/girlfriends would be normal & average, I have nothing else to do because I've done so much & have done so many with others, dating/flirting is no longer with me anymore & due to sexism I've decided to die by myself
What is wrong with the people who flirts with every girl they see?!
The harder you work now a days the less you make.
With by condition, this is difficult. Okay, outright impossible.
Sometimes lint gets collected on my dick(to be more accurate, under the flappy skin under my glans), so I HAVE to masturbate
Sadly, this is a hard thing for people to do. They might do it however.
Don't do it in the first place