Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That Are Obvious Lies
The Top Ten
"I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it... Is that cake? "
Lol Princess Celestia loves cake. Celestia please exercise lol
I have to exercise everyday...
Day 1: yeah I am signing up to a gym!
Day 365: *eats entire box of doughnuts*
Definitely a worthwhile resolution. I like this.
Nice list by the way! - Britgirl
With this being on this list, I feel somewhat reassured. - PositronWildhawk
This seems to make me laugh. - MoldySock
Relationship: Somewhere around friends. - Cyri
What relationship...? - Rocko
Haha...yes this is clearly wrong lol
Not a lie for me I think this is a pretty easy resolution to keep but then I would not make such a resolution. - Powell
I don't even have relationships in the first place. - Minecraftcrazy530
Let's up the ante! - Cyri
Really why not! !
What is wrong with the people who flirts with every girl they see?!
The harder you work now a days the less you make. - Sabbath
With by condition, this is difficult. Okay, outright impossible. - Cyri
Nope, that's definitely not happening. lol - KnightofLight
Sometimes lint gets collected on my dick(to be more accurate, under the flappy skin under my glans), so I HAVE to masturbate
Sadly, this is a hard thing for people to do. They might do it however.
Don't do it in the first place
That's what they all answer when the teacher asks :P
My resolution: get all F's and drop out