Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That Are Obvious Lies

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1 I will exercise everyday

"I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it... Is that cake? "

Lol Princess Celestia loves cake. Celestia please exercise lol

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2 I will NOT eat more food than my calorie count requires
3 I will focus on what's important

Definitely a worthwhile resolution. I like this.
Nice list by the way! - Britgirl

4 My children will be safe

With this being on this list, I feel somewhat reassured. - PositronWildhawk

This seems to make me laugh. - MoldySock

5 I will succeed in my new relationship V 1 Comment
6 I will not have 8 relationships this year

I don't even have relationships in the first place. - Minecraftcrazy530

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7 I will not flirt with every girl I see

What is wrong with the people who flirts with every girl they see?!

8 I will work consistently

The harder you work now a days the less you make. - Sabbath

9 I will not be awkward

Nope, that's definitely not happening. lol - KnightofLight

10 I will not embarrass my family

The Contenders

11 I will quit drinking/smoking/doing drugs

Sadly, this is a hard thing for people to do. They might do it however.

Don't do it in the first place

12 Get all A's and be a good student V 2 Comments
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