Top Ten Nicer Name Options for Metal Bands
Seriously... Cannibal Corpse? Suicide Silence? ROTTING CHRIST?!?! Let's name these bands something a little less ...fierce? Would you still listen to metal with nicer band names? Bet you wouldn't :PAll these would be better for a pop group
It's golden imagining hard-core screamo playing from a band called Cupcake Dream!
This sounds more scene than anything.
Maybe if they tripped on LSD.
Or a metal song called this!
Their hit single "Om" topped the charts for ten weeks.
Well, deep down, aren't they all just pansies? And isn't Hetfield the master of pansies?
Mermaids in Love is a Symphonic Metal band hailing from the Bermuda Triangle. Their hits include: Nemo, I Wish I Had an Angel Fish, Bye Bye Bermuda, Dark Sea of Wonders, I Want My Pearls Back, and many more!
This sounds like a groovy psychedelic band from the late '60s.
What a lovely list from the loveliest user of the top tens
Picturing that guy in a socialist metal band is an amusing thought.
I could live with this!
This would be a weird name
Contradictory. Monday sucks.
This one sounds pretty cool, actually.
I could kinda see this.
Kinda creepy
I think Ice Cream Addiction would have been a better way to say it.
This needs to happen.
These contender names sound really good.