Top Ten Best Nikolai Stanislofsky Quotes from HBO's OZ

The Top Ten
1 I lied [Richie Hanlon]. Alexander Vogel was my friend.
2 Kosygin is no pal of mine. I'm a Jew. He's Cossack. In my community, he's feared for his savagery. You Sicilians think you're so tough. He would cut out your heart, eat it, and not think twice.
3 When life is good, it's better not to question why...
4 It's closing time?... All right, I'll go... Strange. All this time, you've [Yuri Kosygin] barely said two words. Now you're a regular bottum... Yuri, please. I don't want to hear this... Yuri, please.
5 You know what I miss more than anything about being free? Taking a bath. I hate showers. To sit and soak in a hot tub with bubbles everywhere... Rubber ducky... What is rubber ducky?
6 Forgive me. We Russians, we are suspicious of everyone.
7 Share [cell phone]? No. Rent, maybe, if I had one, which I don't.
8 This is a good time to celebrate. I have in my cell some vodka.
9 I am Russian! And I am a Jew! But I am also white. So Schillinger, am I a member of your club?
10 I was seven years in Soviet gulag. This place is cake.
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