Top Ten Best Noah Quotes (Total Drama)

I'm going to do quotes on Noah now! He has some funny ones as well.
The Top Ten
1 Come fly with us! Come die with us!
2 Life, why do you hate me so...

*doing a Noah impression* Total Drama writers, why do you hate me so... - Gehenna

3 Throwing balls, gee, another mentally challenging test.
4 Woo hoo! Way to throw those murder balls!
5 Sure, I'll get my pet unicorn to deliver it.
6 Did I learn from this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.
7 Trying to buy a life on Craig's List, but having trouble deciding, because they are all such a major improvement.

"Must learn how to make nose shakes like Owen. That'll impress Cody! "

8 Don't worry, airplanes are the eighth safest way of transportation, unless you're in a death trap, like this one!
9 Um... what?
10 Seriously? I mean? Seriously?
The Contenders
11 Nice piercings, ya do them yourself.

him saying this to Duncan is so funny.

12 Oooh, dorkalicious
13 Go team go
14 Great team spirit guys
15 Beware of eels.
16 ...who am I? Tyler?!
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