Greatest Non-Offensive Ways to Get Revenge


The Top Ten

1 Ignore their existence

My sister often screams "don't talk to me, I hate you" so I completely ignored her for almost two days

Did that to my older sister for a long time because she was being mean.

In other words, ignore them and walk away from them.

Ignoring never works for me and Idekw (I don't even know why)

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2 Make them pee the bed
3 Pull their pants down

Also extreme

4 Cruelly insult them in front of their crush

Some insults are never forgotten- by both, one who witness and one who face - yatharthb

Well, that's one way of taking the revenge, but beware of his/her crush! - Kiteretsunu

Okay! Okay! That's too far...

I think 'Revenge' is something one shouldn't take..It's absolutely useless, you aren't going to gain anything from that...It'll simply destroy your soul, I dunno about others...But I don't hate, If I observe an inimical or negative feeling from an Individual for me, I'll just ignore that person...As I know talking won't do a thing and I don't have interest in being back stabbed either...
Revenge is for fools. - Ananya

5 Trip them up
6 Put a used Condom in his/her room when his/her partner visits

Well, this is certainly less elaborate than amputating their limbs while they sleep. - PositronWildhawk

7 Humiliate them
8 Steal their credit card and give it to someone

This won't even put you in trouble - yatharthb

9 Bribe the waiter to put some insects in his/her food
10 Put maggots all over their home

During parties whenever my parents make me mad by getting me in trouble for no reason, I would love to sneak maggots into their food. Only one problem, though. Where can I find live maggots?

This is worse than death if the person is a maggot hater - yatharthb

There's a special deal for 1lb of maggots at Tescos haha

The Contenders

11 Make fun of them
12 Make them feel guilty

What I do when I’m upset with my friends I’ll go talk to someone I know and pretend I don’t know their behind me while I over dramatically tell that person my feelings and like over exaggerate a lot till they feel sooo guilty their apologizing I only do it when I’m really mad at them though like when my friends left me behind just for stupid Gaga ball so I guilt tripped em while talking to one of my friends pretending I didn’t know he was hearing but if they get too upset you may wanna stop don’t take it over the roof
-Galaxy Meowth


13 Get them fired
14 Play a trick on them

My crush does this to me so many times! Time for payback

I'll try this on my sister.

15 Hide their underwear

My grandma was over! lol

16 Decrease their self-esteem

Way too far! This kinda crap leads to suicide!

Nope. No one deserves that. It’s horrible.

17 Destroy their favourite stuff

I drew mustaches on my cousin's coloring book once. I nearly got in trouble for it.

18 Puts panties in their bags
19 Annoy them, and see how they like it

I tried it, and I am now grounded. -Reviewed by Cera

Gonna do this to my crush

20 When they clean up, make a mess

This worked so well

21 Ruin everything for them

Tried it on my 9 year old like a charm

22 Tell their crush that he/she wants to break up
23 Force him to listen to Justin Bieber
24 Force him to watch Dora The Explorer
25 Throw food at them
26 Attract cockroaches

To scare them!

27 Put make-up on him while he's asleep
28 Trash their stuff
29 Take their devices and save a bunch of random pics
30 Show them scary pictures and videos
31 Replace ketchup with sriracha
32 Play your favorite songs on max volume
33 Block their view/change the channel when they're watching TV
34 Dump their shampoo down the drain
35 Tattle on them to a relative

At a party my dad reprimanded me for no reason and made me cry so I told my uncle and my uncle yelled at him. It worked and my dad got embarrassed. It was so AWESOME! >:D

36 Threaten to pull the plug on certain activities you do with them
37 Don’t speak to them
38 Make them lose a life in a video game
39 Put a 1-10 hr YouTube video on their iPad
40 Roast them
41 Tell them they own vibrators
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Top Remixes

1. Make them pee the bed
2. Pull their pants down
3. Ignore their existence
1. Cruelly insult them in front of their crush
2. Put a used Condom in his/her room when his/her partner visits
3. Steal their credit card and give it to someone


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