Greatest Non-Offensive Ways to Get Revenge

The Top Ten

1 Ignore their existence

My dad gives me the silent treatment sometimes :(

Ignoring never works for me and Idekw (I don't even know why)

In other words, ignore them and walk away from them.

Ignoring is a good idea.

2 Pull their pants down

Also extreme

3 Trip them up
4 Humiliate them
5 Cruelly insult them in front of their crush

Some insults are never forgotten- by both, one who witness and one who face - yatharthb

Well, that's one way of taking the revenge, but beware of his/her crush! - Kiteretsunu

Okay! Okay! That's too far...

I think 'Revenge' is something one shouldn't take..It's absolutely useless, you aren't going to gain anything from that...It'll simply destroy your soul, I dunno about others...But I don't hate, If I observe an inimical or negative feeling from an Individual for me, I'll just ignore that person...As I know talking won't do a thing and I don't have interest in being back stabbed either...
Revenge is for fools. - Ananya

6 Make fun of them
7 Make them feel guilty

What I do when I’m upset with my friends I’ll go talk to someone I know and pretend I don’t know their behind me while I over dramatically tell that person my feelings and like over exaggerate a lot till they feel sooo guilty their apologizing I only do it when I’m really mad at them though like when my friends left me behind just for stupid Gaga ball so I guilt tripped em while talking to one of my friends pretending I didn’t know he was hearing but if they get too upset you may wanna stop don’t take it over the roof
-Galaxy Meowth


8 Put a used Condom in his/her room when his/her partner visits

Well, this is certainly less elaborate than amputating their limbs while they sleep. - PositronWildhawk

9 Steal their credit card and give it to someone

This won't even put you in trouble - yatharthb

10 Bribe the waiter to put some insects in his/her food

The Contenders

11 Put maggots all over their home

During parties whenever my parents make me mad by getting me in trouble for no reason, I would love to sneak maggots into their food. Only one problem, though. Where can I find live maggots?

There's a special deal for 1lb of maggots at Tescos haha

This is worse than death if the person is a maggot hater - yatharthb

12 Play a trick on them

My crush does this to me so many times! Time for payback

I'll try this on my sister.

13 Get them fired
14 Decrease their self-esteem

Way too far! This kinda crap leads to suicide!

Nope. No one deserves that. It’s horrible.

15 Hide their underwear

My grandma was over! lol

16 Give the person a spanking
17 Destroy their favourite stuff

I drew mustaches on my cousin's coloring book once. I nearly got in trouble for it.

18 Puts panties in their bags
19 Force him to watch Dora The Explorer

What if he/she runs out of the room.

20 Don’t speak to them
21 Annoy them, and see how they like it

I tried it, and I am now grounded. -Reviewed by Cera

Gonna do this to my crush

22 When they clean up, make a mess

This worked so well

23 Ruin everything for them

Tried it on my 9 year old like a charm

24 Tell their crush that he/she wants to break up
25 Force him to listen to Justin Bieber
26 Throw food at them
27 Attract cockroaches

To scare them!

28 Put make-up on him while he's asleep
29 Trash their stuff
30 Take their devices and save a bunch of random pics
31 Show them scary pictures and videos
32 Replace ketchup with sriracha
33 Play your favorite songs on max volume

This only works well if they hate your musical taste.

34 Block their view/change the channel when they're watching TV
35 Dump their shampoo down the drain
36 Tattle on them to a relative

At a party my dad reprimanded me for no reason and made me cry so I told my uncle and my uncle yelled at him. It worked and my dad got embarrassed. It was so AWESOME! >:D

37 Threaten to pull the plug on certain activities you do with them
38 Make them lose a life in a video game
39 Put a 1-10 hr YouTube video on their iPad
40 Roast them
41 Tell them they own vibrators
42 Buy diapers and then hide them in their room
43 Mess up their bed
44 Pour their shampoo down the drain
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