Non-Rude Words to Fire The Imagination Of Dirty-Minded People

I can't ejaculate any of these words without feeling I've said something I shouldn't.

The Top Ten

Stroke

My neighbour had a stroke while I was with him... See? - Britgirl

I guess this means I have a dirty mind. Yay. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

Hump

Humps for the next five miles... - Britgirl

Mount

"'Scuse while I mount my horse..." - Britgirl

Pump
Organic

Say this with me. ,
"Organic cucumber"
Tut tut tut! - Britgirl

Helmet

Can't say this without thinking I'm in a "Carry On" film. - Britgirl

Helmet in the bush.

Mate

Ello mate!

Knob
Pound

I gave a pound to the young girl in the shop... For the grocery of course
.

Probe

One of my teachers made this unfortunate quotes in class once. He described one of the more idiotic students as "a monkey-man who was there for probing." He then laughed, and then stopped laughing to himself, having just realised how wrong that sounded. Everyone else was laughing, though. - PositronWildhawk

Can't get my tongue around the word... - Britgirl

Eegh it just sounds funky! Like the word moist. Eeww - keycha1n

The Contenders

Pianist
Mayonnaise

Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Userguy44

Lick
Sack

Is she ggod in the sack?

*good

Fur
Vegetable
Cheese
Feather
Jinx
Screw

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but how do you get them in there? - PositronWildhawk

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, if you can find a light bulb big enough.

Hehehe sorry - keycha1n

Ripe
Moist
Dirty
Finger

This one's used too often by people!
People can't Hear this Word with out making a joke - Curti2594

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