Non-Rude Words to Fire The Imagination Of Dirty-Minded PeopleBritgirl I can't ejaculate any of these words without feeling I've said something I shouldn't.
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My neighbour had a stroke while I was with him... See? - Britgirl
I guess this means I have a dirty mind. Yay. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter
Humps for the next five miles... - Britgirl
Say this with me. ,
Tut tut tut! - Britgirl
Can't say this without thinking I'm in a "Carry On" film. - Britgirl
Helmet in the bush.
I gave a pound to the young girl in the shop... For the grocery of course
One of my teachers made this unfortunate quotes in class once. He described one of the more idiotic students as "a monkey-man who was there for probing." He then laughed, and then stopped laughing to himself, having just realised how wrong that sounded. Everyone else was laughing, though. - PositronWildhawkV 2 Comments
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but how do you get them in there? - PositronWildhawk
Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, if you can find a light bulb big enough.
Hehehe sorry - keycha1n
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