Non-Rude Words to Fire The Imagination Of Dirty-Minded PeopleBritgirl I can't ejaculate any of these words without feeling I've said something I shouldn't.
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My neighbour had a stroke while I was with him... See? - Britgirl
I guess this means I have a dirty mind. Yay. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter
Humps for the next five miles... - Britgirl
"'Scuse while I mount my horse..." - Britgirl
Say this with me. ,
Tut tut tut! - Britgirl
Can't say this without thinking I'm in a "Carry On" film. - Britgirl
Helmet in the bush.
I gave a pound to the young girl in the shop... For the grocery of course
One of my teachers made this unfortunate quotes in class once. He described one of the more idiotic students as "a monkey-man who was there for probing." He then laughed, and then stopped laughing to himself, having just realised how wrong that sounded. Everyone else was laughing, though. - PositronWildhawk
Can't get my tongue around the word... - Britgirl
Eegh it just sounds funky! Like the word moist. Eeww - keycha1n
Is she ggod in the sack?
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but how do you get them in there? - PositronWildhawk
Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, if you can find a light bulb big enough.
Hehehe sorry - keycha1n
This one's used too often by people!
People can't Hear this Word with out making a joke - Curti2594
A fact is that "preservativé" is the French word for "condom". Such an awkward translation blooper. - PositronWildhawk
This makes me think of watching the Top Gear Burma Special for the first time. When they found out they were building a bridge over the River Cock, I said to myself "they're crossing the Cock with plenty of wood." - PositronWildhawk
Once I wanted to say stiff but I accidentally said stiffy instead and I almost died from laughter. - Catlover2004
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