Non-Rude Words to Fire The Imagination Of Dirty-Minded People

I can't ejaculate any of these words without feeling I've said something I shouldn't.

The Top Ten

1 Stroke

My neighbour had a stroke while I was with him... See? - Britgirl

I guess this means I have a dirty mind. Yay. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

2 Hump

Humps for the next five miles... - Britgirl

3 Mount
4 Pump
5 Organic

Say this with me. ,
"Organic cucumber"
Tut tut tut! - Britgirl

6 Helmet

Can't say this without thinking I'm in a "Carry On" film. - Britgirl

Helmet in the bush.

7 Mate
8 Knob
9 Pound

I gave a pound to the young girl in the shop... For the grocery of course

10 Probe

One of my teachers made this unfortunate quotes in class once. He described one of the more idiotic students as "a monkey-man who was there for probing." He then laughed, and then stopped laughing to himself, having just realised how wrong that sounded. Everyone else was laughing, though. - PositronWildhawk

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The Contenders

11 Pianist
12 Lick
13 Sack V 2 Comments
14 Fur
15 Mayonnaise
16 Vegetable
17 Cheese
18 Feather
19 Jinx
20 Screw

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but how do you get them in there? - PositronWildhawk

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, if you can find a light bulb big enough.

Hehehe sorry - keycha1n

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