Non-Rude Words to Fire The Imagination Of Dirty-Minded People

Britgirl
I can't ejaculate any of these words without feeling I've said something I shouldn't.

The Top Ten

1 Stroke

My neighbour had a stroke while I was with him... See? - Britgirl

I guess this means I have a dirty mind. Yay. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

2 Hump

Humps for the next five miles... - Britgirl

3 Mount
4 Pump
5 Organic

Say this with me. ,
"Organic cucumber"
Tut tut tut! - Britgirl

6 Helmet

Can't say this without thinking I'm in a "Carry On" film. - Britgirl

Helmet in the bush.

7 Mate
8 Knob
9 Pound

I gave a pound to the young girl in the shop... For the grocery of course
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10 Probe

One of my teachers made this unfortunate quotes in class once. He described one of the more idiotic students as "a monkey-man who was there for probing." He then laughed, and then stopped laughing to himself, having just realised how wrong that sounded. Everyone else was laughing, though. - PositronWildhawk

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The Contenders

11 Pianist
12 Lick
13 Sack V 2 Comments
14 Fur
15 Mayonnaise
16 Vegetable
17 Cheese
18 Feather
19 Jinx
20 Screw

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but how do you get them in there? - PositronWildhawk

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, if you can find a light bulb big enough.

Hehehe sorry - keycha1n

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