Non-Rude Words to Fire The Imagination Of Dirty-Minded People

I can't ejaculate any of these words without feeling I've said something I shouldn't.

The Top Ten Non-Rude Words to Fire The Imagination Of Dirty-Minded People

1 Stroke

My neighbour had a stroke while I was with him... See? - Britgirl

I guess this means I have a dirty mind. Yay. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

2 Hump

Humps for the next five miles... - Britgirl

3 Mount

"'Scuse while I mount my horse..." - Britgirl

4 Pump
5 Organic

Say this with me. ,
"Organic cucumber"
Tut tut tut! - Britgirl

6 Helmet

Can't say this without thinking I'm in a "Carry On" film. - Britgirl

Helmet in the bush.

7 Mate

Ello mate!

8 Knob
9 Pound

I gave a pound to the young girl in the shop... For the grocery of course

10 Probe

One of my teachers made this unfortunate quotes in class once. He described one of the more idiotic students as "a monkey-man who was there for probing." He then laughed, and then stopped laughing to himself, having just realised how wrong that sounded. Everyone else was laughing, though. - PositronWildhawk

Can't get my tongue around the word... - Britgirl

Eegh it just sounds funky! Like the word moist. Eeww - keycha1n

The Contenders

11 Pianist
12 Mayonnaise

Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Userguy44

13 Lick
14 Sack

Is she ggod in the sack?


15 Fur
16 Vegetable
17 Cheese
18 Feather
19 Jinx
20 Screw

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but how do you get them in there? - PositronWildhawk

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, if you can find a light bulb big enough.

Hehehe sorry - keycha1n

21 Ripe
22 Moist
23 Dirty
24 Finger

This one's used too often by people!
People can't Hear this Word with out making a joke - Curti2594

25 Prod
26 Swallow
27 Ride
28 Balloon
29 Banana
30 Preservative

A fact is that "preservativé" is the French word for "condom". Such an awkward translation blooper. - PositronWildhawk

31 Pork
32 Wood

This makes me think of watching the Top Gear Burma Special for the first time. When they found out they were building a bridge over the River Cock, I said to myself "they're crossing the Cock with plenty of wood." - PositronWildhawk

33 Bangkok Bangkok is the capital and most populous city of Thailand. It is known in Thai as Krung Thep Maha Nakhon or simply Krung Thep.
34 Peacock The peafowl include two Asiatic bird species (the blue or Indian peafowl originally of India and Sri Lanka and the green peafowl of Myanmar, Indochina, and Java) and one African species (the Congo peafowl native only to the Congo Basin) of bird in the genera Pavo and Afropavo of the Phasianidae family, more.
35 Jug
36 Honey
37 Bang
38 Wack
39 Hive
40 Noodle
41 Weiner
42 Suck
43 Cupcake
44 Cookie
45 Squeeze
46 Ball
47 Cheek
48 Nut
49 Stiff

Once I wanted to say stiff but I accidentally said stiffy instead and I almost died from laughter. - Catlover2004

50 Bush
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