Non-Rude Words to Fire The Imagination Of Dirty-Minded People
I can't ejaculate any of these words without feeling I've said something I shouldn't.My neighbour had a stroke while I was with him... See?
I guess this means I have a dirty mind. Yay.
Humps for the next five miles...
Say this with me. ,
"Organic cucumber"
Tut tut tut!
Can't say this without thinking I'm in a "Carry On" film.
Helmet in the bush.
One of my teachers made this unfortunate quotes in class once. He described one of the more idiotic students as "a monkey-man who was there for probing." He then laughed, and then stopped laughing to himself, having just realised how wrong that sounded. Everyone else was laughing, though.
Can't get my tongue around the word...
I gave a pound to the young girl in the shop... For the grocery of course
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, if you can find a light bulb big enough.
Hehehe sorry
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but how do you get them in there?
This one's used too often by people!
People can't Hear this Word with out making a joke