Top Ten Nonsense Things to Say

Kiteretsunu
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The Top Ten

1 I want a burger but not any sort of food. You know I'm fasting!?!
2 I Like Turtles
3 You should try sleep walking for once. It's a good experience.

Hahalolz! This is funny! I've sleepwalked a lot... I'm a regular somnambulist! But sometimes it's scary! Once I walked down a flight of stairs in my sleep - or maybe I was subconscious or something. More likely, I teleported.
Bye, Kieretsun, God bless, I had a real fun time at this list! - HezarioSeth

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4 A Potato
5 This rat isn't a rat but a dog

I think there's something we call size difference. - Kiteretsunu

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6 Please tell me about something before you were born

You're expecting me to go do research for you why? Come on, son, get off your ass and look it up yourself.

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7 I Like Trains
8 Why does MP4 plays videos whereas MP3 plays music but both have MPs in it?

MP4 was the 4th file type; MP3 was the 3rd. Previously, there was MP2; low quality audio, which is no longer used. MP1 I dunno. - PositronWildhawk

9 If I can walk at the speed of 1.2 miles/hour, what's my eye color?

I will not give away the answer. - Kiteretsunu

10 Shut Your Mouth Jenkins!

The Contenders

11 Can I speak In English?

Haha! Great list! I sometimes wonder if I'm able to speak English as my mother tongue is Jibberish! To which I speak it fluently! - Britgirl

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12 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
13 Humpty Dumpty Kicks Baa Baa Black Sheep to Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star! V 2 Comments
14 Knock knock
15 Errrr......Yeah.....YOLO

Not according to one particular James Bond theme song you don't... - Britgirl

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16 Have you checked on the children? Well they're dead
17 Yo mama
18 What will happen If x^2+y^3*2÷π came into existence?

The world will be flooded with McChicken mayo. That's what I got when I calculated. You folks? - HezarioSeth

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19 Item 45. Don't vote. Fathead.

Sorry, I just got this into 12th, and that's that. - PositronWildhawk

20 PUNKABOOWHAW!!!

Totally nonsense to say - nothingbutcool

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Top Remixes

1. I Like Turtles
2. A Potato
3. I Like Trains
nikocs123
1. You should try sleep walking for once. It's a good experience.
2. I want a burger but not any sort of food. You know I'm fasting!?!
3. Why does MP4 plays videos whereas MP3 plays music but both have MPs in it?
subhashsahu
1. I want a burger but not any sort of food. You know I'm fasting!?!
2. This rat isn't a rat but a dog
3. You should try sleep walking for once. It's a good experience.
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