Well I just thought about something and it came up.
1 I want a burger but not any sort of food. You know I'm fasting!?!
This truely is nonsense. :| - moonwolf
2 I Like Turtles
3 This rat isn't a rat but a dog
I think there's something we call size difference. - Kiteretsunu
Offencive to cute dogs but in fashion
Wow men, it is almost a paradox : D - XMrGentlemanX
4 A Potato
5 You should try sleep walking for once. It's a good experience.
I wish I had control in that ability. - Kiteretsunu
Hahalolz! This is funny! I've sleepwalked a lot... I'm a regular somnambulist! But sometimes it's scary! Once I walked down a flight of stairs in my sleep - or maybe I was subconscious or something. More likely, I teleported.
Bye, Kieretsun, God bless, I had a real fun time at this list! - HezarioSeth
6 I Like Trains
7 Please tell me about something before you were born
You're expecting me to go do research for you why? Come on, son, get off your ass and look it up yourself.
I've really a weak memory, Sorry!?! - Kiteretsunu
8 Why does MP4 plays videos whereas MP3 plays music but both have MPs in it?
MP4 was the 4th file type; MP3 was the 3rd. Previously, there was MP2; low quality audio, which is no longer used. MP1 I dunno. - PositronWildhawk
9 If I can walk at the speed of 1.2 miles/hour, what's my eye color?
I will not give away the answer. - Kiteretsunu
10 Shut Your Mouth Jenkins!
11 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
12 Can I speak In English?
Hey you're already doing it. And why shouldn't you? - Kiteretsunu
Haha! Great list! I sometimes wonder if I'm able to speak English as my mother tongue is Jibberish! To which I speak it fluently! - Britgirl
No you're speaking alien. - funnyuser
My dad is mower mouth Sr. I am mower mouth Jr. - FrankP
13 Humpty Dumpty Kicks Baa Baa Black Sheep to Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star!
Ha hah ha :D, this list is good - dusk_taker
14 Knock knock
Not according to one particular James Bond theme song you don't... - Britgirl
16 Have you checked on the children? Well they're dead
17 Yo mama
18 What will happen If x^2+y^3*2÷π came into existence?
A world flooded with algebra. :( - funnyuser
The world will be flooded with McChicken mayo. That's what I got when I calculated. You folks? - HezarioSeth
Let me guess... ? - Kiteretsunu
19 Item 45. Don't vote. Fathead.
Sorry, I just got this into 12th, and that's that. - PositronWildhawk
21 Bah. Humbug. Bad humbug. Naughty, eh? Ah. Humbug.
Totally nonsense to say - nothingbutcool
23 I love spammers. Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't.
Sure me too. They just keep on repeating repeating repeating repeating repeating repeating... - funnyuser
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
24 Ah... I see. Technically, I don't. Duh. Oh my gosh! A pickled penguin pie!
25 I saw someone burn their 3DS yesterday
26 Bally bird. Bally hat. Bally world!
This is a genius. This shall be my new motto. - funnyuser
27 Boated for you, I think I'll have another chance in a world where tigers snigger.
28 Hey, did you know that I was alive and kickin' yesterday at 3 pm? Funny, huh?
29 In a world where bananas are prosecuted, one might exclaim at last that we men have achieved true happiness and glory.
30 What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It suicided! Hahaha... Lol... Hey, why the bally heck ain't you laughing?!
31 I'm so funny that I need a punchline.
33 May nonsense live. Forevermore, in the hearts of heroic men!
34 Thank you for your input. May nonsense live. Forevermore, in the hearts of heroic men! will be added to this list as soon as we have had a chance to review it. If you have another suggestion for this list, please add it below.
35 If you have another suggestion for this list, please add it below.
36 I swear, I don't think that Admin is a crappy pighead. He's a nice sort. [Sobbing uncontrollably.]
37 Don't even THINK of voting for this item, you damn damner.
38 Thank you for the input. Admin will curse you when he gets a chance.
39 Admin hates my guts. Blimey!
40 Thank you for your input. Your item will be added to this list as soon as we have had a chance to review it. If you have another suggestion for this list, please add it below. And as an afterthought, damn you, crappy pighead.
41 Why am I? Eh? Why?! Why?! Why!!! Blimey, where's my bally hippopotamus?!
42 Crack. HAHAHAHA!
43 I am the Dark Knight. Muhahahahahahaaa! Where's that freakin' Joker?
44 Add new item. Please do. Please. Come, come, please. For me. Will you? Blast you, you freakin' pieneck.
45 Come, come, my boy, you know very well that you plain suck.
46 Elephant snorthead. LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!! Elephant pinkteeth. LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!! Elephant trunkgut. LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!! Ah. That's all for today, folks.
47 Can you please review my book "The Book Of The Great Chumphead Freak Who Forgot To Take His Stinking Rhino With Him To His Boss' Office And Also Concerning The Wimp Who Owned The Aforementioned Freak A Tenner"?
Bobble. I would have two get in the car first so I can Boone out to the BatCave. Kitten me. - funnyuser
48 I stink. You stink. We all stink! Hooray!
49 I stink like rotten eggs. You stink like rotten eggs. But the distinguishing difference between us wimps is that your stink has a peculiar garlic twist to it.
50 Sheesh. Tsk. Blimey. Ah. Eh? No? I see. Balk. Gawkhead. Oops! Ah. Sheesh. Back to square one.