Top Ten Nonsense Things to Say

Well I just thought about something and it came up.
The Top Ten
1 I want a burger but not any sort of food. You know I'm fasting!?!
2 I Like Turtles

A thing that a zombie kid had just said.

3 This rat isn't a rat but a dog

I think there's something we call size difference.

4 A Potato
5 You should try sleep walking for once. It's a good experience.

Hahalolz! This is funny! I've sleepwalked a lot... I'm a regular somnambulist! But sometimes it's scary! Once I walked down a flight of stairs in my sleep - or maybe I was subconscious or something. More likely, I teleported.
Bye, Kieretsun, God bless, I had a real fun time at this list!

I wish I had control in that ability.

6 I Like Trains
7 Please tell me about something before you were born

You're expecting me to go do research for you why? Come on, son, get off your ass and look it up yourself.

I've really a weak memory, Sorry!?!

8 Why does MP4 plays videos whereas MP3 plays music but both have MPs in it?

MP4 was the 4th file type; MP3 was the 3rd. Previously, there was MP2; low quality audio, which is no longer used. MP1 I dunno.

9 If I can walk at the speed of 1.2 miles/hour, what's my eye color?

I will not give away the answer.

10 Shut Your Mouth Jenkins!
The Contenders
11 Can I speak In English?

(Me and my mom whenever we're out in public)
Me: Mom can I speak in English?
Mom: No we have to speak in Chinese (We're Asian and we speak Cantonese)
Me: Why not?
Mom: other people might eavesdrop us

Haha! Great list! I sometimes wonder if I'm able to speak English as my mother tongue is Jibberish! To which I speak it fluently!

Hey you're already doing it. And why shouldn't you?

No you're speaking alien.

12 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
13 Humpty Dumpty Kicks Baa Baa Black Sheep to Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star!

Ha hah ha :D, this list is good

14 Knock knock
15 Errrr......Yeah.....YOLO

Not according to one particular James Bond theme song you don't...

16 Have you checked on the children? Well they're dead
17 Yo mama
18 What will happen If x^2+y^3*2÷π came into existence?

The world will be flooded with McChicken mayo. That's what I got when I calculated. You folks?

A world flooded with algebra. :(

19 Item 45. Don't vote. Fathead.

Sorry, I just got this into 12th, and that's that.

20 Lol
21 Bah. Humbug. Bad humbug. Naughty, eh? Ah. Humbug.
22 PUNKABOOWHAW!!!

Totally nonsense to say

23 I love spammers. Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't.

Sure me too. They just keep on repeating repeating repeating repeating repeating repeating...

24 Ah... I see. Technically, I don't. Duh. Oh my gosh! A pickled penguin pie!
25 Snorchy the Snoot, made from a boot
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