1 Say "You are a" and curse in a different language
2 Say "Based on your elephantine demeanor, it is apprehensible that the only nourishment you can consume is asinine pseudonymous incognito."
Confuse them. Confuse them all! - Cyri
I always wanted to say this. - MaxAurelius
3 Start talking really fast as if you are saying something, but in reality just muttering random syllables.
4 Start saying very fancy words that they aren't likely to know, and they'll think you are actually saying something, although you are saying nothing at all.
5 Say "You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe. I'll summon your demons. I'll revert your digestive system to incomprehensible balderdash." and then blow a raspberry
None of these make sense, but I find them hilarious. - KKwing
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6 Say "Thou art a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, lily-livered, infant-like, knave."
7 Start singing "Natural Woman"
8 Say "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks! It is the East, and you are the Sun! Arise fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief! Thou her maid art far more fair than she!" then fake cry and put a hand on the
9 Say "Hello, I'm going to be a good person whether you like me or not. Oh, by the way, *point at their stomach*, nice baby. I'm sorry that you aren't very smart. It's okay, it happens to the worst of them. Two wrongs don't make a right. You know. Your pare
10 Get down on one knee and say "Will you marry me? I love you. The dirt in your fingernails is attractive."