Best Nonsensical Things to Do to a Stranger

The Top Ten
1 Say "Based on your elephantine demeanor, it is apprehensible that the only nourishment you can consume is asinine pseudonymous incognito."

Confuse them. Confuse them all!

I always wanted to say this.

2 Say "You are a" and curse in a different language
3 Start talking really fast as if you are saying something, but in reality just muttering random syllables.
4 Say "You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe. I'll summon your demons. I'll revert your digestive system to incomprehensible balderdash." and then blow a raspberry

This truly brought a smile to my face and a laugh to my lips. I needed this. Thank you so much! Haha! :D

5 Start saying very fancy words that they aren't likely to know, and they'll think you are actually saying something, although you are saying nothing at all.
6 Say "Thou art a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, lily-livered, infant-like, knave."
7 Say "Hello, I'm going to be a good person whether you like me or not. Oh, by the way, *point at their stomach*, nice baby. I'm sorry that you aren't very smart. It's okay, it happens to the worst of them. Two wrongs don't make a right. You know. Your pare
8 Start singing "Natural Woman"
9 Say "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks! It is the East, and you are the Sun! Arise fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief! Thou her maid art far more fair than she!" then fake cry and put a hand on the
10 Get down on one knee and say "Will you marry me? I love you. The dirt in your fingernails is attractive."
The Contenders
11 Ask, "are you a reptilian shapeshifter?"

saying that to anyone challenges who is deemed trustworthy & untrustworthy, those who do not attack you are trustworthy but those that do after saying that to them they are definitely a shapeshifter who has to be sentenced life imprisonment, some shapeshifters are in many high ranking positions because they have fooled people collectively to make it to the top & refuse to hand their position who isn't them in charge, war warfare & corruption exists because of man eating shapeshifters who have been among us before the first prophets & messiahs were ever born, many religious texts scriptures & testaments mentioned their existence & what they will do during the last days, society & civilization isn't safe because they have climbed the ladder & achieved & accomplished the top & become world leaders & they are ordered to make themselves world leaders in favor of their own leaders who monitor & observe earthlings since life in this world began. earth is in endless turmoil because of man eating shapeshifters, shapeshifters will never reveal who they are because they can control & manipulate our bodies & use it as its own puppet & take advantage of it to make man crumble at all costs leading to societal collapse/destruction, all wars throughout history is because of other beings visiting earth & leading man astray from itself while they fight their battles against their own enemies & we are in between the crossfires of this war & people act & behave strangely because other beings are planning & strategically how to get man involved, all of history has had extraterrestrials aliens & ets who have their own agenda/agendas who have made history on/in this world throughout the ages, people can't settle down because there are unseen wars taking place in the skys & seas/oceans that man hasn't seen & its happening every waking moment of our lives

12 Give their ears a "clean up"

And what is this?

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