Top Ten North Korea Jokes

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1 Seismic data indicates that North Korea has been testing a hydrogen bomb. Either that, or Kim Jong-un repeatedly fell out of bed.

Imagine what would happen if this list was made in North Korea - OnionLists

2 North Korean Humour is like food. Not everyone gets it.

Ha this is a good one! - micahisthebest

I've eaten North Korean food. Something called...splukhytfghjd or something which sounds very similar. At least I think it was North Korean. Not even sure if it was rightfully edible. But...yah. I liked it better than North Korean jokes, er, which I've never heard one of.. :/.
PS ~ note to the gullible: I've never actually eaten NK food. - Britgirl

3 I asked my North Korean friend how it's going. He said he can't complain.

He has to because he'd get sent to re-education camps if not - MChkflaguard_Yt

Lol this is funny - micahisthebest

Ha literally - OnionLists

4 North Korea has nuclear missiles. Watch out, the part of North Korea about two miles from the missile base!
5 Donald Trump recently tried to get North and South Korea to stop fighting. "What's the big deal? You're both Chinese, aren't you?"

How did I miss this one?! Just laughed. Loudly! - Britgirl

6 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from North Korea's long range missiles.

Should be in top 5 - micahisthebest

7 How can North Korea expect their bombs to work? They were made in Korea!

Nope, they were Made in China!

8 If all the world leaders fought it out themselves and never sent their people to die for their country, you can just roll Kim Jong-un onto his back and he'd have to surrender.

Oh, and the world would be a much more humane place and all. - PositronWildhawk

9 Kim Kardashian's favorite movie is called Failure to Launch, and so is Kim Jong-un's nuclear weapons program.

Best joke on this list in my opinion. - Therandom

10 One of America's threats is Kim Jong-un. He's so stupid and useless that he might get a seat in Congress!

The Contenders

11 King Jong-un's Country is the size of Rhode Island
12 North Korea shouldn't even bother firing a missile. They can just drop their chubby leader on the United States.

Should be #1

13 So North Korea has nuclear weapons. Good luck trying to find someone tall enough to push the button.
14 Kim Jong Un's body is ready. Ready to be fatter than Donald Trump.
15 Kim Jung Un nukes the Chinese and what I mean is that he warms the Chinese takeaway from last night!
16 North Korea is healthier than the United States because there are no McDonald's there.
17 North Korea may not have Sonic the Hedgehog, but it has Squirrel and Hedgehog!

Apparently, the only freedom of speech in North Korea is furries. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

18 Kim Jong Un's arms are useless, so North Korea has to provide him with arms instead.
19 Is that a earthquake or it that Kim Jong Un falling over in a wrestling match?
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1. Seismic data indicates that North Korea has been testing a hydrogen bomb. Either that, or Kim Jong-un repeatedly fell out of bed.
2. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from North Korea's long range missiles.
3. Kim Kardashian's favorite movie is called Failure to Launch, and so is Kim Jong-un's nuclear weapons program.
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1. North Korean Humour is like food. Not everyone gets it.
2. Seismic data indicates that North Korea has been testing a hydrogen bomb. Either that, or Kim Jong-un repeatedly fell out of bed.
3. I asked my North Korean friend how it's going. He said he can't complain.
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