Top Ten Not-at-all Funny Nerdy Variations of Jokes

The Top Ten
1 A guy walks into a bar magnet. I am highly electrified, he says
2 Why did the chicken cross the road? His instinct was programmed into him at birth
3 How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? That depends on the voltage of the lightbulb
4 What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? 12:45.4573246 eastern time
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