Top Ten Reasons 69 Is the Best Number

"Hey Patrick, I know a number funnier than 24.
What is it?
69! "

So true.

To say the least.

It reminds you of sex.

... Of oral sex, to be more precise.

For my baseball team, everyone wanted #69. However the coaches wouldn't allow it. One guy came up with the bright idea of wearing 96 instead. Guess he figured it was close enough.

That's the thing about numbers just hide it

If you couldn't get 69 then get 68

This number is weird.

Another mathematical fact that makes this number so awesome!

One eye on Illuminati and Coke is illuminati so coke and sex. Not bad?

Well when you turn the page and look at the same spot you will giggle even louder when you see 71

Like when you reach page 69 in a book, you giggle like an obese sheep.

Same as 96