Top Ten Best Objects to Like While Riding an Aardvark

The Top Ten

1 A half-empty cup of tea with a picture of a bagel on the handle

You managed to out-random Britgirl and I! Is that possible?!?! - PositronWildhawk

2 A purple biro pen
3 A remote control with 54 on/off buttons
4 A doughnut with another doughnut as a topping
5 An A4.73745 piece of paper
6 A piece of floating fluf (yes, fluf with one 'l')
7 The tear of a human unicorn eating a Minecraft ice block
8 A curly wurly with rainbow caramel inside
9 A frozen air particle with extra particleness

Laugh out loud! Loved this list! - funnyuser

10 A birthday card given to someone for Christmas

Nice random list, Moldy! - HezarioSeth

The Contenders

11 A cow making out with a spider
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