Top 10 Objects that People Tried to Have Sex with

Mcgillacuddy
Never thought people could take it too far with sexual intercourse? This list proves you wrong...

The Top Ten

1 An ATM Machine

Wait didn't you forget the SHOWER!?
Girls use it!

Name any item in the world, I guarantee someone somewhere has tried to have sex with it - ryanrimmel

Police! There's some guy having sex with an ATM machine! - WalterWalker66

What? That's idiotic - Ananya

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2 An Inflatable Raft

what

3 Roadkill

That's necrophilia

Well then uhhh... - BreakFastBeast2005

4 A Vacuum Cleaner

Several males tried - they are described in the so called Darwin Awards (cut off penises, and so on). Darwin Awards recognize individuals who have contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization by their own idiotic actions. - Metal_Treasure

I was surprised to see you on this list (surprised to see myself as well) - Alkadikce

I don't think I should talk about what might happen if someone did try to have sex with this... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 A Pizza

I don't believe this - Ananya

Well, I'm skipping pizza night. - nintendofan126

I don't wanna eat pizza anymore - pouria_mt

I honestly don't blame them - SansTheComic

6 A Hot Pocket

Feel bad for your dick dude

And just when food names being used as slang for sex positions weren't enough... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Ouch - ParkerFang

Uhh what? - Lpsgirl

7 The Berlin Wall

What...no words... - pouria_mt

Wut in the...

8 Toilet Paper
9 Car

Via exhaust.

how - pouria_mt

10 A Jar of Pasta Sauce

The Contenders

11 A Pringles Can
12 A Box of Pop Tarts

The living hell?

13 A Bicycle
14 A Horse

This is zoophilia - ElSherlock

15 The Eiffel Tower

The Eiffel Tower ranks #2 on Top Ten Penis Shapes. - Alkadikce

The woman marrying the Eiffel Tower is a 100% true story. I Googled it... - Mcgillacuddy

That's weird! - Userguy44

A woman got married to the tower. Imagine having sex with it out in the open!

16 Tree

Humans must have sex if any means possible. You should only sex is only useful for reproducing and even that is irrelevant - Mewtwo_

17 A Stop Sign
18 A Park Bench
19 Pillows

I remember when I used to do this

20 Gaming Console
21 Laptop
22 Cucumber Cucumber

What's the difference between hungry and horny

Where you put the cucumber

23 Vending Machine
24 A Pie
25 A Toothbrush

He f***ed me with a TOOTHBRUSH - Tana Mongeau
This item just reminded me of her

26 Television
27 Poison Ivy
28 Truck
29 A Basketball
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