Top 10 Objects that People Tried to Have Sex with

Never thought people could take it too far with sexual intercourse? This list proves you wrong...

The Top Ten

1 An ATM Machine

Name any item in the world, I guarantee someone somewhere has tried to have sex with it - ryanrimmel

Police! There's some guy having sex with an ATM machine! - WalterWalker66

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2 An Inflatable Raft
3 Roadkill
4 A Vacuum Cleaner

Several males tried - they are described in the so called Darwin Awards (cut off penises, and so on). Darwin Awards recognize individuals who have contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization by their own idiotic actions. - Metal_Treasure

I don't think I should talk about what might happen if someone did try to have sex with this... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 A Pizza

Well, I'm skipping pizza night. - nintendofan126

I don't wanna eat pizza anymore - pouria_mt

I honestly don't blame them - SansTheComic

I don't believe this - Ananya

6 A Hot Pocket

And just when food names being used as slang for sex positions weren't enough... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

7 The Berlin Wall words... - pouria_mt

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8 Toilet Paper
9 Car

how - pouria_mt

10 A Jar of Pasta Sauce

The Contenders

11 A Pringles Can
12 A Box of Pop Tarts
13 A Bicycle
14 Tree

Humans must have sex if any means possible. You should only sex is only useful for reproducing and even that is irrelevant - Mewtwo_

15 A Horse

They were taken from hospital and died from injuries. - birdechosplash

16 A Stop Sign V 1 Comment
17 A Park Bench
18 A Pie
19 A Toothbrush
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