Top 10 Objects that People Tried to Have Sex with

Mcgillacuddy
Never thought people could take it too far with sexual intercourse? This list proves you wrong...

The Top Ten

1 An ATM Machine

Name any item in the world, I guarantee someone somewhere has tried to have sex with it - ryanrimmel

Police! There's some guy having sex with an ATM machine! - WalterWalker66

What? That's idiotic - Ananya

"Use his dick like a Visa. I run it through and money come out."

I don't think Xzibit's lyrics were meant to be taken this seriously. - Mcgillacuddy

2 An Inflatable Raft
3 Roadkill
4 A Vacuum Cleaner

Several males tried - they are described in the so called Darwin Awards (cut off penises, and so on). Darwin Awards recognize individuals who have contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization by their own idiotic actions. - Metal_Treasure

I don't think I should talk about what might happen if someone did try to have sex with this... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 A Pizza

Well, I'm skipping pizza night. - nintendofan126

I don't believe this - Ananya

I don't wanna eat pizza anymore - pouria_mt

I honestly don't blame them - SansTheComic

6 A Hot Pocket

And just when food names being used as slang for sex positions weren't enough... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Ouch - ParkerFang

7 The Berlin Wall

What...no words... - pouria_mt

Wut in the...

8 Toilet Paper
9 A Jar of Pasta Sauce
10 Car

how - pouria_mt

The Newcomers

? Poison Ivy

The Contenders

11 A Pringles Can
12 A Bicycle
13 A Box of Pop Tarts
14 A Horse
15 Tree

Humans must have sex if any means possible. You should only sex is only useful for reproducing and even that is irrelevant - Mewtwo_

16 A Stop Sign
17 A Park Bench
18 Gaming Console
19 Laptop
20 Cucumber Cucumber

What's the difference between hungry and horny

Where you put the cucumber

21 A Pie
22 A Toothbrush

He f***ed me with a TOOTHBRUSH - Tana Mongeau
This item just reminded me of her

23 Pillows
24 The Eiffel Tower

A woman got married to the tower. Imagine having sex with it out in the open!

25 Television
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