Top 10 Objects that People Tried to Have Sex with

Never thought people could take it too far with sexual intercourse? This list proves you wrong...

The Top Ten

1 An ATM Machine

Name any item in the world, I guarantee someone somewhere has tried to have sex with it - ryanrimmel

Police! There's some guy having sex with an ATM machine! - WalterWalker66

What? That's idiotic - Ananya

"Use his dick like a Visa. I run it through and money come out."

I don't think Xzibit's lyrics were meant to be taken this seriously. - Mcgillacuddy

2 An Inflatable Raft
3 A Pizza

Well, I'm skipping pizza night. - nintendofan126

I don't believe this - Ananya

I don't wanna eat pizza anymore - pouria_mt

I honestly don't blame them - SansTheComic

4 A Hot Pocket

And just when food names being used as slang for sex positions weren't enough... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Ouch - ParkerFang

5 The Berlin Wall words... - pouria_mt

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6 Roadkill
7 A Box of Pop Tarts
8 A Vacuum Cleaner

Several males tried - they are described in the so called Darwin Awards (cut off penises, and so on). Darwin Awards recognize individuals who have contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization by their own idiotic actions. - Metal_Treasure

I don't think I should talk about what might happen if someone did try to have sex with this... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

9 A Pringles Can
10 A Jar of Pasta Sauce

The Contenders

11 A Bicycle
12 The Eiffel Tower

A woman got married to the tower. Imagine having sex with it out in the open!

13 Toilet Paper
14 A Toothbrush

He f***ed me with a TOOTHBRUSH - Tana Mongeau
This item just reminded me of her - BlackVelvetdixE

15 Car

how - pouria_mt

16 A Horse
17 A Park Bench
18 Gaming Console
19 Cucumber Cucumber

What's the difference between hungry and horny

Where you put the cucumber - BlackVelvetdixE

20 Tree

Humans must have sex if any means possible. You should only sex is only useful for reproducing and even that is irrelevant - Mewtwo_

21 A Stop Sign
22 A Pie
23 Pillows
24 Television
25 Laptop
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