Top 10 Objects that People Tried to Have Sex with

Never thought people could take it too far with sexual intercourse? This list proves you wrong...

The Top Ten

1 An ATM Machine

Name any item in the world, I guarantee someone somewhere has tried to have sex with it - ryanrimmel

Police! There's some guy having sex with an ATM machine! - WalterWalker66

Wait didn't you forget the SHOWER!?
Girls use it!

What? That's idiotic - Ananya

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2 An Inflatable Raft


3 Roadkill

That's necrophilia - Demon_Kitty

Well then uhhh... - BreakFastBeast2005

4 A Vacuum Cleaner

Several males tried - they are described in the so called Darwin Awards (cut off penises, and so on). Darwin Awards recognize individuals who have contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization by their own idiotic actions. - Metal_Treasure

I don't think I should talk about what might happen if someone did try to have sex with this... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 A Pizza

Well, I'm skipping pizza night. - nintendofan126

I don't believe this - Ananya

I don't wanna eat pizza anymore - pouria_mt

I honestly don't blame them - SansTheComic

6 A Hot Pocket

And just when food names being used as slang for sex positions weren't enough... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Ouch - ParkerFang

Uhh what? - Lpsgirl

7 The Berlin Wall words... - pouria_mt

Wut in the...

8 Toilet Paper
9 Car

how - pouria_mt

Via exhaust.

10 A Jar of Pasta Sauce

The Contenders

11 A Pringles Can
12 A Bicycle
13 A Box of Pop Tarts
14 A Horse

This is zoophilia - ElSherlock

15 Tree

Humans must have sex if any means possible. You should only sex is only useful for reproducing and even that is irrelevant - Mewtwo_

16 The Eiffel Tower

A woman got married to the tower. Imagine having sex with it out in the open!

The woman marrying the Eiffel Tower is a 100% true story. I Googled it... - Mcgillacuddy

That's weird! - Userguy44

17 A Stop Sign
18 A Park Bench
19 Pillows

I remember when I used to do this

20 Gaming Console
21 Laptop
22 Cucumber Cucumber

What's the difference between hungry and horny

Where you put the cucumber

23 A Pie
24 A Toothbrush

He f***ed me with a TOOTHBRUSH - Tana Mongeau
This item just reminded me of her

25 Television
26 Poison Ivy
27 Truck
28 Vending Machine
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