Top 10 Objects that People Tried to Have Sex with

Never thought people could take it too far with sexual intercourse? This list proves you wrong...
The Top Ten
1 An ATM Machine

Name any item in the world, I guarantee someone somewhere has tried to have sex with it

Police! There's some guy having sex with an ATM machine!

Wait didn't you forget the SHOWER!?
Girls use it!

What? That's idiotic

2 An Inflatable Raft
3 A Vacuum Cleaner

Several males tried - they are described in the so called Darwin Awards (cut off penises, and so on). Darwin Awards recognize individuals who have contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization by their own idiotic actions.

I don't think I should talk about what might happen if someone did try to have sex with this...

4 The Berlin Wall

What has our world come to?

5 A Pizza

Well, I'm skipping pizza night.

I don't wanna eat pizza anymore

I honestly don't blame them

I don't believe this

6 A Bicycle
7 Roadkill

That's necrophilia

8 A Box of Pop Tarts

The living hell?

9 A Hot Pocket

And just when food names being used as slang for sex positions weren't enough...

Feel bad for your dick dude

10 A Pringles Can
The Contenders
11 A Horse
12 A Jar of Pasta Sauce
13 The Eiffel Tower

A woman got married to the tower. Imagine having sex with it out in the open!

The Eiffel Tower ranks #2 on Top Ten Penis Shapes.

The woman marrying the Eiffel Tower is a 100% true story. I Googled it...

14 Pillows

I have humped a pillow before to be honest

it feels so good on my vagina when naked

I remember when I used to do this

15 Cucumber

What's the difference between hungry and horny

Where you put the cucumber

16 Car
17 Tree

Humans must have sex if any means possible. You should only sex is only useful for reproducing and even that is irrelevant

18 A Toothbrush
19 Poison Ivy

Yikes! This actually happened?

20 Vending Machine
21 Toilet Paper
22 A Park Bench
23 Gaming Console
24 Television
25 Laptop
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