Top Ten Most Obvious Genuine Messages

Are these things really neccessary to put on all of these signs, labels, leaflets, and so on?!?! Any simpleton would have guessed them first.
The Top Ten
1 Sign: "I Have A Sign!"

How else would you tell the world?

2 Hospital Pamphlet: "You may be at risk of throat cancer if you have a throat or mouth."

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. We are ALL in serious trouble! What a dog-gone wally! Haha!

Uh-Oh. I have both and should consult a doctor!

3 Graffiti: "This Is Graffiti - Captain Obvious"
4 Pizza Hut Sign: "We Have Pizza"

It's most of what they have.

5 Label: "Warning. These peanuts contain peanuts or peanut by-products. Eat at your own risk. Enjoy!"

Peanuts OR peanut by-products?!?! Mostly I'd be worried about the peanuts (if I were allergic)!

Say WHAT?!
"Eat at your own risk. Enjoy! " What kind of advertisement is that lolz!
I loved this list, Posron!

6 Road Sign: "Caution. Cross only when cars stop."

Thank you. Next time I'm at a crossing, I shall do just that.

7 Sign at zoo: "Please do not sit on crocodile."

Darn there goes my plans for tomorrow

Can I sit on the hippo then?

8 Protest Sign: "Homosexuals are Gay!"


THIS IS NUMBER 10? SERIOUSLY?! Haha! Oh my God!
You never fail, Posthing! Excellent! Haha!

Thanks for pointing that out; I had NO idea!

9 Magic 8-Ball Message: "Warning: Not For Use As A Pregnancy Test."

How would you use a magic 8-ball as a pregnancy test? Where would you put it?

10 Sign: "Corporations are not people."
The Contenders
11 In the players' tunnel at Liverpool's home ground: "This is Anfield"
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