Top 10 Most Obvious Observations

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1 You are currently viewing a list on TheTopTens You are currently viewing a list on TheTopTens

No, you are dreaming this. You are actually in a simulation known as the Matrix. Find Morpheus in New York. Take the red pill. Be enlightened.


Oh I thought I was on Facebook. - Hermione_Granger220

Really? I thought this was 4chan - SpectralOwl

No, this website is called TheTenTops.

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2 You are a human You are a human

Err... How many times do I have to say this?! I'm an Owl for pete's sake - SpectralOwl

I prefer the term intelligent earth organism, thank you very much. - cjWriter1997

No alien, let me show a picture, :_: - lionsforlife

Depends. Am I using my Cyri persona now? - Cyri

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3 You are alive You are alive

False. We are in a simulation. - cjWriter1997

I wonder who's in purgatory - SpectralOwl

I'm dead. - TheFourthWorld


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4 Water is wet Water is wet

Oh lord, this dumb debate. Ask my science teacher if water is wet and your head will be mounted on the wall. - CloudInvasion

Water is a desert.

But water is wet that doesn't make any sense it's still wet if it hasn't made any contact to objects and us that's just dumb- Kevinsidis

WATER IS NOT WET - judo8alex

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5 The sky is blue The sky is blue

Right now, the sun is just rising here, so the sky is reddish in colour - styLIShT

Maybe, maybe not. - TheFourthWorld

I thought it was lime green - SpectralOwl

Everything is blue.

6 Grass is green Grass is green

Sometimes, they can be yellow too - styLIShT

Good observation! let's teach the colorblind people that - SpectralOwl

No, it’s grey.

7 Earth is a planet Earth is a planet

Or is it a moon? Or a star? - Hermione_Granger220

Or is it a Dinosaur - SpectralOwl

But is it flat? - Billyv

No, Earth is dirt. - Cyri

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8 You are breathing air You are breathing air

Really? I thought I was breathing underwater this whole time! - Hermione_Granger220

Nope! I don't need to breath air! I'm an alien! - lionsforlife

I breathe cobalt - SpectralOwl

I’m breathing song lyrics.

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9 You are reading this item


Or am I?! - lionsforlife

You don’t say? - Hermione_Granger220

10 You have eyes You have eyes

Yes, but is it better than tennis balls? - SpectralOwl

Then how come some people can't see? - lionsforlife

Because of a deficiency of vitamin A, ocular inflammation diseases, retinopathy of prematurity, and other ocular diseases. - Hermione_Granger220

Or what I prefer orbs! - Kevinsidis

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11 The sun is yellow The sun is yellow

Another thing to teach colorblind people - SpectralOwl

Technically it’s all colors combined, which makes it APPEAR white. - Hermione_Granger220

No it’s orange and red.

No, it’s pink and purple.

12 You can read

I know not everyone can read, but it's obvious that you can because you're here reading this list. - TheFourthWorld

Not everyone can. - Hermione_Granger220

I know. But it's obvious that you can because like I said, you're here reading this list. - TheFourthWorld

No I can't, I'm reading this in brail! - lionsforlife

13 Your birthday is on the same day you were born

But what if you were born on a leap year? - cjWriter1997

UNTRUE! I'm an alien, things are different for aliens :_: - lionsforlife

I thought my birthday is picked by the state - SpectralOwl

No, I was born on July 64th but my birthday is September 18.

14 The Earth is round

I thought it was a cube!

No, it's a boot. - Cyri

No, it’s a triangular prism.

There’s this guy that my uncle knows and he literally thinks that the earth is flat. He said he’s gonna go 63 miles into space so he can prove it.
*facepalm* - Hermione_Granger220

15 You have two legs

Not everyone has legs you know... - TheFourthWorld

NO! I have ten! I'm an alien! - lionsforlife

Do I though? - Hermione_Granger220

I have 4. Or 2. - Cyri

16 You know what this says

Wait, or do I!? - lionsforlife

Let’s read this item!
Flowing fountains fall off of a cliff
I’m such a good reader!

17 Phoenixes are not real
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