Top 10 Most Obvious Observations
The Top Ten Most Obvious Observations
No, you are dreaming this. You are actually in a simulation known as the Matrix. Find Morpheus in New York. Take the red pill. Be enlightened.
Oh I thought I was on Facebook. - Hermione_Granger220
Really? I thought this was 4chan - SpectralOwl
A list? On TheTopTens? I thought it was a video on YouTube? - Userguy44
No, I am a primitive specimen who was evolved from chimpanzees. I am an animal. - Kevinsidis
Err... How many times do I have to say this?! I'm an Owl for pete's sake - SpectralOwl
I prefer the term intelligent earth organism, thank you very much. - cjWriter1997
No alien, let me show a picture, :_: - lionsforlife
No, I'm dead AND alive at the same time. - Kevinsidis
Well, I'm dead... inside... - Misfire
False. We are in a simulation. - cjWriter1997
I wonder who's in purgatory - SpectralOwl
Water isn’t wet, it just makes things wet. - Userguy44
Water is dry, duh!
Water is a desert.
But water is wet that doesn't make any sense it's still wet if it hasn't made any contact to objects and us that's just dumb- Kevinsidis
Not necessarily the case. - Kevinsidis
What if it's nighttime? - Misfire
Right now, the sun is just rising here, so the sky is reddish in colour - styLIShT
Maybe, maybe not. - TheFourthWorld
The grass is burnt, honey. - Kevinsidis
Sometimes, they can be yellow too - styLIShT
Good observation! let's teach the colorblind people that - SpectralOwl
No, it’s grey.
No, it's a teardrop from a deity being frozen at the right time. - Kevinsidis
Or is it a moon? Or a star? - Hermione_Granger220
But is it flat? - Billyv
Or is it a Dinosaur - SpectralOwl
I'm breathing in pollution. - Kevinsidis
Really? I thought I was breathing underwater this whole time! - Hermione_Granger220
Nope! I don't need to breath air! I'm an alien! - lionsforlife
I breathe cobalt - SpectralOwl
Why does the sun seem to be completely dark, Mommy? - Kevinsidis
It’s orange. It’s proven. - Userguy44
Another thing to teach colorblind people - SpectralOwl
Technically it’s all colors combined, which makes it APPEAR white. - Hermione_Granger220
Funny how I observe many things in my own eyes and that I know I have eyes without looking at its own entirety. - Kevinsidis
Yes, but is it better than tennis balls? - SpectralOwl
Then how come some people can't see? - lionsforlife
Because of a deficiency of vitamin A, ocular inflammation diseases, retinopathy of prematurity, and other ocular diseases. - Hermione_Granger220
Or what I prefer orbs! - Kevinsidis
EVERYONE! I JUST LOOKED UP THE LYRICS TO HEAVEN IN HIDING AND THEY WERE COOL! I wonder what item I commented this on...
Or am I?! - lionsforlife
You don’t say? - Hermione_Granger220
I thought it was a cube!
No, it's a hammer and sickle. - Kevinsidis
No, it's a boot. - Cyri
No, it’s a triangular prism.
But what if you were born on a leap year? - cjWriter1997
UNTRUE! I'm an alien, things are different for aliens :_: - lionsforlife
No, I was born on July 64th but my birthday is September 18.
I thought my birthday is picked by the state - SpectralOwl
I know not everyone can read, but it's obvious that you can because you're here reading this list. - TheFourthWorld
Not everyone can. - Hermione_Granger220
I know. But it's obvious that you can because like I said, you're here reading this list. - TheFourthWorld
No I can't, I'm reading this in brail! - lionsforlife
Isn't that a quote here in TheTopTens? Lmao - Misfire
Not everyone has legs you know... - TheFourthWorld
I have 4. Or 2. - Cyri
NO! I have ten! I'm an alien! - lionsforlife
Do I though? - Hermione_Granger220
Wait, or do I!? - lionsforlife
Let’s read this item!
Flowing fountains fall off of a cliff
I’m such a good reader!
*Names future child Phoenix*
Me: Now they are.