Top 10 Most Obvious Observations

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1 You are currently viewing a list on TheTopTens You are currently viewing a list on TheTopTens

You don't say? - Misfire

No, you are dreaming this. You are actually in a simulation known as the Matrix. Find Morpheus in New York. Take the red pill. Be enlightened.

-Neo

Oh I thought I was on Facebook. - Hermione_Granger220

Really? I thought this was 4chan - SpectralOwl

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2 You are a human You are a human

No, I'm Misfire. - Misfire

Err... How many times do I have to say this?! I'm an Owl for pete's sake - SpectralOwl

Depends. Am I using my Cyri persona now? - Cyri

I prefer the term intelligent earth organism, thank you very much. - cjWriter1997

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3 You are alive You are alive

Well, I'm dead... inside... - Misfire

False. We are in a simulation. - cjWriter1997

I wonder who's in purgatory - SpectralOwl

I'm dead. - TheFourthWorld

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4 Water is wet Water is wet

Water is dry, duh!

Water is a desert.

But water is wet that doesn't make any sense it's still wet if it hasn't made any contact to objects and us that's just dumb- Kevinsidis

Or is it? - judo8alex

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5 The sky is blue The sky is blue

What if it's nighttime? - Misfire

Right now, the sun is just rising here, so the sky is reddish in colour - styLIShT

Maybe, maybe not. - TheFourthWorld

I thought it was lime green - SpectralOwl

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6 Grass is green Grass is green

Sometimes, they can be yellow too - styLIShT

Good observation! let's teach the colorblind people that - SpectralOwl

No, it’s grey.

7 Earth is a planet Earth is a planet

No, Earth is dirt. - Cyri

Or is it a moon? Or a star? - Hermione_Granger220

Or is it a Dinosaur - SpectralOwl

But is it flat? - Billyv

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8 You are breathing air You are breathing air

Really? I thought I was breathing underwater this whole time! - Hermione_Granger220

Nope! I don't need to breath air! I'm an alien! - lionsforlife

I breathe cobalt - SpectralOwl

I was breathing wood

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9 You are reading this item

EVERYONE! I JUST LOOKED UP THE LYRICS TO HEAVEN IN HIDING AND THEY WERE COOL! I wonder what item I commented this on...

Or am I?! - lionsforlife

You don’t say? - Hermione_Granger220

10 You have eyes You have eyes

Then how come some people can't see? - lionsforlife

Because of a deficiency of vitamin A, ocular inflammation diseases, retinopathy of prematurity, and other ocular diseases. - Hermione_Granger220

Yes, but is it better than tennis balls? - SpectralOwl

Or what I prefer orbs! - Kevinsidis

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11 The sun is yellow The sun is yellow

Another thing to teach colorblind people - SpectralOwl

Technically it’s all colors combined, which makes it APPEAR white. - Hermione_Granger220

No it’s orange and red.

No, it’s pink and purple.

12 Your birthday is on the same day you were born

But what if you were born on a leap year? - cjWriter1997

UNTRUE! I'm an alien, things are different for aliens :_: - lionsforlife

No, I was born on July 64th but my birthday is September 18.

I thought my birthday is picked by the state - SpectralOwl

13 You can read

I know not everyone can read, but it's obvious that you can because you're here reading this list. - TheFourthWorld

Not everyone can. - Hermione_Granger220

I know. But it's obvious that you can because like I said, you're here reading this list. - TheFourthWorld

No I can't, I'm reading this in brail! - lionsforlife

14 You have two legs

Not everyone has legs you know... - TheFourthWorld

I have 4. Or 2. - Cyri

NO! I have ten! I'm an alien! - lionsforlife

Do I though? - Hermione_Granger220

15 You know what this says

Wait, or do I!? - lionsforlife

Let’s read this item!
Flowing fountains fall off of a cliff
I’m such a good reader!

16 The Earth is round

No, it's a boot. - Cyri

I thought it was a cube!

No, it’s a triangular prism.

There’s this guy that my uncle knows and he literally thinks that the earth is flat. He said he’s gonna go 63 miles into space so he can prove it.
*facepalm* - Hermione_Granger220

17 Phoenixes are not real
18 People die when they are killed
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