Top 10 Most Obvious Observations

The Top Ten Most Obvious Observations

1 You are currently viewing a list on TheTopTens

No, you are dreaming this. You are actually in a simulation known as the Matrix. Find Morpheus in New York. Take the red pill. Be enlightened.


Oh I thought I was on Facebook. - Hermione_Granger220

Really? I thought this was 4chan - SpectralOwl

A list? On TheTopTens? I thought it was a video on YouTube? - Userguy44

2 You are a human

No, I am a primitive specimen who was evolved from chimpanzees. I am an animal. - Kevinsidis

Err... How many times do I have to say this?! I'm an Owl for pete's sake - SpectralOwl

I prefer the term intelligent earth organism, thank you very much. - cjWriter1997

No alien, let me show a picture, :_: - lionsforlife

3 You are alive

No, I'm dead AND alive at the same time. - Kevinsidis

Well, I'm dead... inside... - Misfire

False. We are in a simulation. - cjWriter1997

I wonder who's in purgatory - SpectralOwl

4 Water is wet

Water isn’t wet, it just makes things wet. - Userguy44

Water is dry, duh!

Water is a desert.

But water is wet that doesn't make any sense it's still wet if it hasn't made any contact to objects and us that's just dumb- Kevinsidis

5 The sky is blue

Not necessarily the case. - Kevinsidis

What if it's nighttime? - Misfire

Right now, the sun is just rising here, so the sky is reddish in colour - styLIShT

Maybe, maybe not. - TheFourthWorld

6 Grass is green

The grass is burnt, honey. - Kevinsidis

Sometimes, they can be yellow too - styLIShT

Good observation! let's teach the colorblind people that - SpectralOwl

No, it’s grey.

7 Earth is a planet

No, it's a teardrop from a deity being frozen at the right time. - Kevinsidis

Or is it a moon? Or a star? - Hermione_Granger220

But is it flat? - Billyv

Or is it a Dinosaur - SpectralOwl

8 You are breathing air

I'm breathing in pollution. - Kevinsidis

Really? I thought I was breathing underwater this whole time! - Hermione_Granger220

Nope! I don't need to breath air! I'm an alien! - lionsforlife

I breathe cobalt - SpectralOwl

9 The sun is yellow

Why does the sun seem to be completely dark, Mommy? - Kevinsidis

It’s orange. It’s proven. - Userguy44

Another thing to teach colorblind people - SpectralOwl

Technically it’s all colors combined, which makes it APPEAR white. - Hermione_Granger220

10 You have eyes

Funny how I observe many things in my own eyes and that I know I have eyes without looking at its own entirety. - Kevinsidis

Yes, but is it better than tennis balls? - SpectralOwl

Then how come some people can't see? - lionsforlife

Because of a deficiency of vitamin A, ocular inflammation diseases, retinopathy of prematurity, and other ocular diseases. - Hermione_Granger220

Or what I prefer orbs! - Kevinsidis

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11 You are reading this item


Or am I?! - lionsforlife

You don’t say? - Hermione_Granger220

12 The Earth is round

I thought it was a cube!

No, it's a hammer and sickle. - Kevinsidis

No, it's a boot. - Cyri

No, it’s a triangular prism.

13 Your birthday is on the same day you were born

But what if you were born on a leap year? - cjWriter1997

UNTRUE! I'm an alien, things are different for aliens :_: - lionsforlife

No, I was born on July 64th but my birthday is September 18.

I thought my birthday is picked by the state - SpectralOwl

14 You can read

I know not everyone can read, but it's obvious that you can because you're here reading this list. - TheFourthWorld

Not everyone can. - Hermione_Granger220

I know. But it's obvious that you can because like I said, you're here reading this list. - TheFourthWorld

No I can't, I'm reading this in brail! - lionsforlife

15 People die when they are killed

Isn't that a quote here in TheTopTens? Lmao - Misfire

16 You have two legs

Not everyone has legs you know... - TheFourthWorld

I have 4. Or 2. - Cyri

NO! I have ten! I'm an alien! - lionsforlife

Do I though? - Hermione_Granger220

17 You know what this says

Wait, or do I!? - lionsforlife

Let’s read this item!
Flowing fountains fall off of a cliff
I’m such a good reader!

18 Phoenixes are not real

*Names future child Phoenix*
Me: Now they are.

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