Top 10 Most Obvious Observations

No, you are dreaming this. You are actually in a simulation known as the Matrix. Find Morpheus in New York. Take the red pill. Be enlightened.

-Neo

A list? On TheTopTens? I thought it was a video on YouTube?

It's a figment of imagination; it's all in my head.

Really? I thought this was 4chan

But water is wet that doesn't make any sense it's still wet if it hasn't made any contact to objects and us that's just dumb- Kevinsidis

Water is a desert.

Water is dry, duh!

No, I am a primitive specimen who was evolved from chimpanzees. I am an animal.

I prefer the term intelligent earth organism, thank you very much.

Err... How many times do I have to say this?! I'm an Owl for pete's sake

No alien, let me show a picture, :_:

Or can Quantum mechanics or the String Theory disprove it? - Kevinsidis

No, I'm dead AND alive at the same time.

False. We are in a simulation.

I wonder who's in purgatory

Right now, the sun is just rising here, so the sky is reddish in colour

I thought it was lime green

Not necessarily the case.

What if it's nighttime?

Sometimes, they can be yellow too

The grass is burnt, honey.

Really? I thought I was breathing underwater this whole time!

Nope! I don't need to breath air! I'm an alien!

I'm breathing in pollution.

I was breathing wood

No, it's a teardrop from a deity being frozen at the right time.

Or is it a moon? Or a star?

Or is it a Dinosaur

No, Earth is dirt.

Why does the sun seem to be completely dark, Mommy?

Another thing to teach colorblind people