Top 10 Often Reliable Ways of Knowing that a Fanfiction is Going to Be Absolutely Insane
Notice how nearly every single one of these applies to my new Maggie X Flecko oneWith Vengeful Torment being easily the most extreme example
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Severus Snape Meets The Teletubbies; need I say more?
*cough* Happy Feet and Lion King: A Pride Tale *cough*
My Immortal and Metroid High School, anyone?
Even MORE bonus points if their main sex scene between each other takes place deep in the heart of Heffer Wolfe's adoptive mother's central nervous system while the poor, poor old woman AND her entire immediate family are bound, gagged and agonizingly forced to watch all the while (basically the main plot point of The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko, also doubling as an insanely extreme case of Weird Crossover and Fetish Fuel as well just for good measure)
The ones that depict Pokemon Trainers worshipping their own favorite Pokemon's feet, for instance
(or, you know, my recent stories that depict brains as the sexual arousal machines to end all sexual arousal machines)
Obviously with My Immortal being by FAR the most extreme example
If you think the Brain one is weird, wait until you see Bellybuttons, Inflation, Bestiality, Digestive Vore and Sneezing, just to name a few
You will DEFINITELY need to get used to this in Harry Potter and Twilight fanfiction, let me tell you
Some of my personal favorites as far as titles go:
The proper (not to mention INCREDIBLY disturbing) full-length title of "The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko", as seen on the Adult FanFiction Forums under the Promote Your Story category
"Um Jammer Lammy and Hairdresser Octopus in Orgia de Papel Mexicana (Mexican Paper Orgy)"
Thirty H's, as in "HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH"
"Jesus and Hitler: A Romance"
HOO boy...have fun looking through all of the examples of THIS entry that Harry Potter fanfiction has to offer