Top 10 Often Reliable Ways of Knowing that a Fanfiction is Going to Be Absolutely Insane

Notice how nearly every single one of these applies to my new Maggie X Flecko one
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The Top Ten
1 It was written by XanderMartin98 during or after the Alphys VS Undyne point in his fanfic-writing career and directly involves at least one character's literal brain as a nauseatingly blatant fetish object/location

With Vengeful Torment being easily the most extreme example

Okay...

Um...ok

2 It is a crossover of franchises that have little or no established relation with each other in the slightest

Severus Snape Meets The Teletubbies; need I say more?

*cough* Happy Feet and Lion King: A Pride Tale *cough*

3 It features excruciatingly bad grammar and/or a main character who is a Self-Demonstrating Article on the Mary Sue trope; bonus points if it is also a romance fanfic of which the characters' interactions with each other make absolutely no sense

My Immortal and Metroid High School, anyone?

4 It features at least one major sex pairing of which one member is greatly older than and/or familially related to the other; bonus points if the younger one is clearly underage and is being illegally molested in a traumatizing fashion by the older one

Even MORE bonus points if their main sex scene between each other takes place deep in the heart of Heffer Wolfe's adoptive mother's central nervous system while the poor, poor old woman AND her entire immediate family are bound, gagged and agonizingly forced to watch all the while (basically the main plot point of The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko, also doubling as an insanely extreme case of Weird Crossover and Fetish Fuel as well just for good measure)

5 It is extreme fetish fanfiction for an anthro/furry franchise

The ones that depict Pokemon Trainers worshipping their own favorite Pokemon's feet, for instance

(or, you know, my recent stories that depict brains as the sexual arousal machines to end all sexual arousal machines)

6 It is infamous for being one of THE worst things ever written; bonus points if its creator also cannot take criticism

Obviously with My Immortal being by FAR the most extreme example

7 It explicitly caters to ludicrously bizarre sexual fetishes

If you think the Brain one is weird, wait until you see Bellybuttons, Inflation, Bestiality, Digestive Vore and Sneezing, just to name a few

8 Its writer has basically no idea how actual real-life sex and romance work, yet focuses his writing heavily around those two things

You will DEFINITELY need to get used to this in Harry Potter and Twilight fanfiction, let me tell you

9 It has an obscenely ridiculous title and/or description

Some of my personal favorites as far as titles go:

The proper (not to mention INCREDIBLY disturbing) full-length title of "The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko", as seen on the Adult FanFiction Forums under the Promote Your Story category
"Um Jammer Lammy and Hairdresser Octopus in Orgia de Papel Mexicana (Mexican Paper Orgy)"

Thirty H's, as in "HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH"
"Jesus and Hitler: A Romance"

10 It was written by someone, especially someone female, who is insanely obsessed with its respective franchise

HOO boy...have fun looking through all of the examples of THIS entry that Harry Potter fanfiction has to offer