Top Ten Old People Jokes
I'll be back to this list at the age of 98 and a half to laugh.The Top Ten
1 Granddad tells me that my generation relies too much on modern technology. So I pulled the plug on his life support.
Haha. This joke is hilarious!
Genuine LOL. Poor old fella.
Hypocrisy is evident.
2 Granny says my German sausage barbecue was the wurst, so I asked for Granddad's opinion. Granddad, we don't call them that anymore...
3 Granddad would always sit in the living room and complain it was cold. We fixed that, and now he stops the draft through the door.
4 A saying from Granddad's day says stick and stones may break his bones, but they did end up in his kidney.
5 Granny hadn't yet told us whether she was to be cremated or buried, so we let her live.
6 Granny was absolutely paranoid about me eating myself fat. Eventually, I made her snap, and now she's been losing weight dramatically for ten years.
7 A lesson I've learned from my grandfather is always to stand strong. Because his shin bones just won't take it.
8 Granddad hasn't brushed his teeth for years. I think he's leaving that to the archaeologists.
9 Granddad looks down on the younger generation getting piercings. The doctor said, do you want that stone out or not?
10 An old man was crossing the road, but he wouldn't let me help him. In his day, he says, he never took anything from the other side.
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