Best Opening Scenes ("Cold Opens") to Brooklyn Nine-Nine Episodes

The Top Ten

1 Captain Holt dancing (Season 3, Episode 11)
2 Jake calls Captain Holt "Dad" (Season 1, Episode 18)

Cap:do you see me as a father figure peralta? j:what!? no! if anything I see you as a bother figure cause your always bothering me. terry:AY! SHOW YOUR FATHER SOME RESPECT!

3 Captain Holt hurt his wrist (Season 1, Episode 21)
4 Jake makes the criminals sing (Season 5, Episode 17)

"Tell me why♪♪"

5 Jake and Charles beating up Santa in front of kids (Season 1, Episode 11)
6 The thoughtful email (Season 2, Episode 7)
7 Jake intrudes on Amy's date (Season 1, Episode 4)
8 Captain Holt eating a marshmallow (Season 4, Episode 7)
9 The Mysterious Suitcase (Season 3, Episode 15)
10 STDs (Season 1, Episode 19)

The Contenders

11 Charles' extremely poor timing for a turkey costume (Season 3, Episode 8)
12 Boyle Bingo (Season 1, Episode 10)
13 Captain Holt's "Vacation High" (Season 3, Episode 19)
14 Young Hitchcock and Scully (Season 6, Episode 2)
15 Scully's Wife/Dog (Season 1, Episode 14)
16 Florida News Report (Season 4, Episode 3)
17 Mad Max style food truck driving (Season 5, Episode 18)
18 "Well, that's a relief" (Season 5, Episode 21)
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