Most Original Frank Zappa Song Titles

1 Help, I'm a Rock

2 What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?

3 Invocation and Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin

4 Don't You Ever Wash that Thing?

5 Dog Breath Variations

6 Call Any Vegetable

7 My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama

8 Harry, You're a Beast

9 Evelyn, a Modified Dog

10 Don't Eat the Yellow Snow

The Contenders

11 Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk