Top Ten Other Careers For Justin Bieber

joshsanz
She should not be in the music industry. She's a shame to it. Vote for a career that is suitable for her.

The Top Ten

1 Terrorist

He's too dumb to be one!

This is so funny - RoseCandyMusic

ISIS is his best friend - imacg4

2 Make Up Artist

Just anything... As long as he's not singing. - gelatinbeastworm

Haha, yeah, Justin is a she. - funnyuser

Yeah,so good at make up that she can make her look like a guy. - SamuiNeko

She is talentless, very lame and the gayest singer I've ever known. She could have a better career if she start this job. - joshsanz

3 Mafia Member
4 Arms Dealer
5 Waterboy

Every NBA game, she will be always present at the bench side handling cups of water to exhausted players. - joshsanz

6 Smuggler
7 Blackmail Sender
8 Gameshow Dancer

Look at those gameshow dancers, I could almost imagine Bieber dancing along other girls. - joshsanz

He's gonna be the a slutty boy aka male version of Nicki Minaj?

9 Pole Dancer

It's different from the other one. Well, deserves him this kind of job. - joshsanz

10 Clown

Hed B a natural!

The Contenders

11 Prostitute

This job or career is better for her. - joshsanz

Its perfect for Justin

He already does this!

This fits JB.

12 McDonald's Employee

Imagine hearing this

"Welcome to McDonalds, this is Justin speaking"

13 Thug
14 Slave

It would be funny

15 Scammer
16 Slave Trader

Isn't he supposed to be the slave?

17 Domestic Helper In Saudi Arabia

Have you ever heard of some male being raped in a country somewhere in middle east because they don't have any beards, mustache and identities of being a male specie. Let's see if bieber can survive this job. - joshsanz

18 Dog Poop Scooper
19 Extra In a Movie Rape Scene

No, he's the one getting raped.

20 Toilet Cleaner

That would be an awesome job for him! If he ever does, would someone take a video of him cleaning a nasty toilet. - funnyuser

I think this would be a GREAT job for him.

It's a better job than being a prostitute, though.

21 Men's Bathroom Cleaner

Lol I thought Women's!

22 Spammer
23 Tattoo Artist
24 Sewer Cleaner

Really he'd be a house maid... For his own house!

25 Jail Keeper

Hey, if he's already there, they ought to put him to use.

26 Robber
27 Septic Tank Absorber
28 Trash Man
29 Astronaut

Maybe they'll lose him in space with the other space monkey...

Hey, NASA, how good a shot are you with those large guns? - PositronWildhawk

No, his voice will just consume more oxygen, not release carbon dioxide.

30 Driver
31 Monk
32 Suicide Bomber
33 Top Gear Host

Since he loves fast cars, why not replace Clarkson, May, and Hammond with Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, and Kanye West. - SelfDestruct

34 Prisoner
35 Test Subject
36 Sort the recycling products in the land fills site
37 Stripper
38 Kindergarten Teacher
39 Amusement Park Mascot

That would be horrifying!

40 Ditch Digger
41 Lion Tamer
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