Other Names for Flatulence

Quite possibly the funniest sound God ever created. A noise deserving of equally amusing names.

The Top Ten

1 Voice of the toothless one

my dad said that once it took me a while to know he farted - blaqksails92

if one of my parents said this I would be so embarassed - Namerkp2

2 The skunk has left the barn
3 Rip one
4 Passing gas
5 Silent but deadly
6 Fart
7 Damn ducks!
8 Chanel No. 2
9 Cry of the lonely turd

oh my gosh me and my friend can't stop laughing!

10 Gas

The Contenders

11 Rectum roar

LMFAO... this cracks me up - lostgirl19

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13 Play the butt trumpet
14 Stinker
15 Gasser
16 Bung blast
17 Fluff

This term can be used politely by children to refer to an event/activity that brings them great joy.

18 Ripping a hole in your pant's
19 Blow mud
20 Pooting

quite honestly the stupidest one listed.

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