Top Ten Most Painful But Non-Serious Injuries


The Top Ten

1 Stub Toe

Its funny when you stub your toes, because you always do that messed up dance while dragging your foot you hit and sort of humming a tune to take your mind off the pain laugh out loud - Danielsun182

This pain is unbelievable. God forbid we break them. It's always my baby one:(

When I was in junior high this happened way to often at night good lord! This hurts a lot - Curti2594

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2 Paper Cut

Stubbing your toe will give you a 5 minute pain, paper cuts will torment you for a day or so

Ok seriously this is by far the worst... In high-school I once dropped all of my notebooks and binders all over me and got some of the largest ' papercuts! So painful

This one person at my school really got hurt with a paper cut, it bleed a lot. - Lucretia

Yup, know these too well. - Entranced98

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3 Bite Tongue

My mother slipped and fell and hit her jaw on a table, forcing her jaw upwards with incredible force. She split her tongue in half and blood was squirting out.

This has to be the worst because one minute you're enjoying your sandwich and the next...

I bite the inside of my face more then my tongue, but ow. It feels like a knife. - Lucretia

Stub toe: meh

Step on Lego:...ow? I guess?


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4 Hit Funny Bone

I almost start crying because I think it Hurts but then I feel silly afterwards! - Curti2594

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5 Bash Head On Low Ceiling

Yes, only very low ceiling for me. And boards. - Lucretia

6 Catch Finger In Door

This is very very painful! - Kiteretsunu

My mom got her middle finger stuck on a door and had to wear a heavy cast on her finger - Lucretia

My friend got her arm slammed in the door and broke her arm

I have slammed a door on my thum

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7 Bite Lip

I once accidently bit my lip three times in a row (had no idea how I did that LOL) until my lip bled. - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

8 Sprain Ankle

Yes it IS bloody painful when it happens - that's the point of this to ten, but it's not a SERIOUS injury, you won't die from it. - Britgirl

It needs months of agonising treatment, and it's bloody painful when it happens, so I wouldn't say non-serious. - PositronWildhawk

9 Getting a Splinter

Getting them out hurts more - Lucretia

10 Hit Knee On Door Edge

The time I did this, I threw an armful of hardback books across the room in temper. The bruise and bump lasted for ages! - Britgirl

I hid my knee on wooden boards and ow... - Lucretia

The Contenders

11 Getting Kicked In the Balls

This can be serious, it still hurts to run being kicked in the nuts so many times as a kid. - benhos

Worse pain ever my pain felt sick to my stomach and I was kicked there

Your balls are THE softest spot in your body. It hurts, and I know because people have done it to me multiple times

Worst thing about being a guy...

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12 Stand On a Hard Object While Only Wearing Socks

I've stood on a piece Lego... Bad language followed

13 Stepping on a Lego Brick

It's so painful it made it on the list TWICE!

Really hurts when you're bear footed! - funnyuser

Come on, this joke is getting old - pupcatdog

Or a wooden block... a triangular one with the sharp edges... legos are bad too - Lucretia

14 Fracture Finger
15 Needle Under Fingernails
16 A Poke In the Eye

I'm always doing this. The pain is crazy

17 Cat Scratch

It was not at all pleasant when my cat fell into a bathtub full of scalding hot water, before jumping onto my chest and embedding his claws into my chest, and scraping slowly downwards, allowing scalding hot water and stinging soap into the deep scratches. It hurt for weeks and I spent hours afterwards swearing at the cat. - PositronWildhawk

Well, if a cat has rabies and scratches you it can be life threatening. - Gabriola

I have had a cat run on my face which left a lot of scratches

Dog scratches hurt too - Lucretia

18 Getting Stung by a Nettle

It hurts and itches, and when you itch it, it hurts even more!

That's nothing, unless it's the Gympie

19 Canker Sore

I hate Canker sores! I can barely talk and eat. - PeachyBlast

20 Cutting the Spaces Between Your Fingers

Very hard to cover too - Lucretia

What do you mean by this

21 Burn Tongue On Hot Drink

Oh, yes! This is awful! You are left with tiny, painful blisters that take ages to go! - Britgirl

You have no idea what this feels like! (My stepmum FORCES me to drink hot chocolate while it's still hot! )

That is why I hate coffee, I spilled it on yself once and it was pain. - Lucretia

I don;t understand why people drink coffee or tea so soon liek that burns you tongue and mouth and you feel it or your taste buds are dead for liek a month - Curti2594

22 Popping Your Wrist

Sk8rs will know - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995

23 Splinter In Your Tongue


24 Needle in Genitals
25 Getting Water in your Nose

I hated that and didn't want to shower because of that when I was younger... - Lucretia

26 Getting Stung by a Bee

Yes. Got stung and it felt like a needle or something pooking me, and my arms and stuff started swelling up... it was awful - Lucretia

That's nothing, other than how dangerous it might be.
The pain isn't too bad, but if you're allergic, you could go down with nasty symptoms, like really big welts and possibly fainting.

27 Bullet Ant Sting

Name says it, it's like getting shot by a bullet.

28 Losing a Nail

Thanks! I forgot about this one. It really is so painful. - Britgirl

Yes, it hurts when you touch where you losy the nail. - Lucretia

29 Scratching Your Throat After Swallowing a Crisp
30 Whip Your Face With Phone Charger Wire
31 Get Punched In the Face

Take it from me, it does not feel good, and blood does not taste good

32 Cigarette Burn

Yeah, not very pleasant... - benhos

I've never smoked :D

33 Hangnail
34 Childbirth

People can die from bleeding out you know... - benhos

Childbirth is pretty SERIOUS...

I find it amusing that someone considers this as an 'injury' haha! - Britgirl

35 Bee Sting

I have a severe potentially allergy so - Lucretia

I loathe bee stings so much.
Just glad it ain't a killer bee

That's nothing, and should be near the bottom of the list.
The Killer bee swarming is serious, but if you're looking for painful non-serious injuries, try the Bullet Ant Sting.

36 Crushed Testicles

I actually think this IS pretty serious as an injury. - Martin_Canine

37 Needle in Eyeball
38 Open Bone Break
39 Biting the Inside of Your Cheek
40 Bite Cheek
41 Swallowing Ice Cubes
42 Getting Something Cold On Your Teeth

So cold and painful! - mayamanga

43 Ingrown Toenail
44 Cutting or ripping your finger tips
45 Earache
46 Scooter into the ankle
47 Muscle Spasm
48 Getting Pepper Sprayed

You would be in UNBELIEVABLE PAIN all over your body.
You're Burning with the Sun's temperature, you're blind, you're coughing, you're choking, and you CAN'T BREATHE!

Of course it can't be serious, since it doesn't do much damage to your body, and also it's very short lasting, anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour, but it FEELS like an eternity because it's SO PAINFUL!

BEST concept of burning in Hell.

49 Eating Carolina Reaper

It's the world's hottest pepper. You wouldn't want to eat it. It's horrible.

50 Tarantula Hawk Sting
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