Top Ten Most Painful But Non-Serious Injuries


The Top Ten

1 Stub Toe

Its funny when you stub your toes, because you always do that messed up dance while dragging your foot you hit and sort of humming a tune to take your mind off the pain laugh out loud - Danielsun182

This pain is unbelievable. God forbid we break them. It's always my baby one:(

When I was in junior high this happened way to often at night good lord! This hurts a lot - Curti2594

I stub my toes often, but one day I tripped and kicked the ground incredibly hard. I was in severe pain for weeks...

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2 Paper Cut

Stubbing your toe will give you a 5 minute pain, paper cuts will torment you for a day or so

Ok seriously this is by far the worst... In high-school I once dropped all of my notebooks and binders all over me and got some of the largest ' papercuts! So painful

Pretty painful. But though it isn't serious. This should be 1! - funnyuser

Why isn't this higher, it feels like a cat scratch! - NikBrusk

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3 Bite Tongue

My mother slipped and fell and hit her jaw on a table, forcing her jaw upwards with incredible force. She split her tongue in half and blood was squirting out.

This has to be the worst because one minute you're enjoying your sandwich and the next...

Your chewing a nice piece of mint chewing gum and before you know it...

I hate it when it happens. - LightningBlade

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4 Hit Funny Bone

I almost start crying because I think it Hurts but then I feel silly afterwards! - Curti2594

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5 Bash Head On Low Ceiling
6 Catch Finger In Door

My friend got her arm slammed in the door and broke her arm

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7 Bite Lip

I once accidently bit my lip three times in a row (had no idea how I did that LOL) until my lip bled. - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

8 Sprain Ankle

Yes it IS bloody painful when it happens - that's the point of this to ten, but it's not a SERIOUS injury, you won't die from it. - Britgirl

It needs months of agonising treatment, and it's bloody painful when it happens, so I wouldn't say non-serious. - PositronWildhawk

9 Getting a Splinter
10 Hit Knee On Door Edge

The time I did this, I threw an armful of hardback books across the room in temper. The bruise and bump lasted for ages! - Britgirl

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11 Stand On a Hard Object While Only Wearing Socks

I've stood on a piece Lego... Bad language followed

12 Getting Kicked In the Balls

This can be serious, it still hurts to run being kicked in the nuts so many times as a kid. - benhos

Worse pain ever my pain felt sick to my stomach and I was kicked there

Your balls are THE softest spot in your body. It hurts, and I know because people have done it to me multiple times

I'm a girl - mayamanga

13 Fracture Finger
14 Stepping on a Lego Brick

It's so painful it made it on the list TWICE!

Really hurts when you're bear footed! - funnyuser

Come on, this joke is getting old - pupcatdog

15 Needle Under Fingernails
16 Cat Scratch

It was not at all pleasant when my cat fell into a bathtub full of scalding hot water, before jumping onto my chest and embedding his claws into my chest, and scraping slowly downwards, allowing scalding hot water and stinging soap into the deep scratches. It hurt for weeks and I spent hours afterwards swearing at the cat. - PositronWildhawk

Well, if a cat has rabies and scratches you it can be life threatening. - Gabriola

I have had a cat run on my face which left a lot of scratches

17 Getting Stung by a Nettle

It hurts and itches, and when you itch it, it hurts even more!

That's nothing, unless it's the Gympie

18 Canker Sore

I hate Canker sores! I can barely talk and eat. - PeachyBlast

19 A Poke In the Eye

I'm always doing this. The pain is crazy

20 Burn Tongue On Hot Drink

Oh, yes! This is awful! You are left with tiny, painful blisters that take ages to go! - Britgirl

You have no idea what this feels like! (My stepmum FORCES me to drink hot chocolate while it's still hot! )

I don;t understand why people drink coffee or tea so soon liek that burns you tongue and mouth and you feel it or your taste buds are dead for liek a month - Curti2594

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2. Catch Finger In Door
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