Top Ten Most Painful But Non-Serious Injuries

The Top Ten

Stub Toe

I stub my toes often, but one day I tripped and kicked the ground incredibly hard. I was in severe pain for weeks...

When I was in junior high this happened way to often at night good lord! This hurts a lot

Shooting yourself in the foot is probably less painful than this

I ran over my big toe via swivel chair. It still hurts very badly :'(.

Paper Cut

Ok seriously this is by far the worst... In high-school I once dropped all of my notebooks and binders all over me and got some of the largest ' papercuts! So painful

The paper constantly cutting you seems to hurt more than the aftermath, but if just a paper cut hurt, then imagine spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on it.
That’s what a sting from a red wasp is described as.

Stubbing your toe will give you a 5 minute pain, paper cuts will torment you for a day or so

Pretty painful. But though it isn't serious. This should be 1!

Bite Tongue

My mother slipped and fell and hit her jaw on a table, forcing her jaw upwards with incredible force. She split her tongue in half and blood was squirting out.

This has to be the worst because one minute you're enjoying your sandwich and the next...

I hate this as much as the paper cut. But this happens more often than the latter.

Your chewing a nice piece of mint chewing gum and before you know it...

Hit Funny Bone

I almost start crying because I think it Hurts but then I feel silly afterwards!

I hate this so much! I think it's the worst feeling in the world.

Funny guy wears his funny bone on his fore head so he can be a unicorn lololol

A sickening pain, and funny for others.

Hit Head On Low Ceiling
Catch Finger In Door

I just recently did this. It created a deep cut on my ring finger. Getting your finger slammed into a door hurts, but it shouldn’t be serious (unless it gets infected)

My friend got her arm slammed in the door and broke her arm

This is very very painful!

You got that right.

Step on a Lego

This should be #1 it hurts so much more than a stub toe

It's so painful it made it on the list TWICE!

Really hurts when you're bear footed!

Come on, this joke is getting old

Sprain Ankle

As a person who has sprained their ankle before, I can say this is pretty serious as when I sprained mine, it left me unable to walk on that foot for a day.

Yes it IS bloody painful when it happens - that's the point of this to ten, but it's not a SERIOUS injury, you won't die from it.

It needs months of agonising treatment, and it's bloody painful when it happens, so I wouldn't say non-serious.

This really sucks. It’s awfully painful.

Hit In the Balls

Your balls are THE softest spot in your body. It hurts, and I know because people have done it to me multiple times

Actually, the brain is the softest spot, but balls are very sensitive.
If you mean sensitive, then yeah the balls are very sensitive.

Absolutely terrible, one minute you are playing a nice game of soccer, next minute you lost the will to live.

This would hurt like hell and would render you useless and crippled on the floor crying

It's the worst feeling in the world! It almost makes you throw up! You feel like passing out.

Bite Lip

The Contenders

Soap in Eyes
Needle Under Fingernails
Something Cold On Your Teeth

I hate it so much

Get a Splinter

It hurts so bad!

Hit Knee On Door Edge

The time I did this, I threw an armful of hardback books across the room in temper. The bruise and bump lasted for ages!

In my opinion, hitting your knee is more painful than hitting your funny bone

Scooter Into the Ankle

My sister fell on her ankle with a scooter when she started college.
She was crying in pain.
Those things are dangerous,

Scratch Your Throat After Swallowing a Crisp
Stung by a Bee

I got stung by a bee 7 times in my life.
I thought it was painful at the time, but after learning about the Tarantula Hawk, Bullet Ant, Japanese Giant Hornet, the Executioner Wasp, the bee sting feels like a walk in the park.

That's nothing, other than how dangerous it might be.
The pain isn't too bad, but if you're allergic, you could go down with nasty symptoms, like really big welts and possibly fainting.

That's nothing, and should be near the bottom of the list.
The Killer bee swarming is serious, but if you're looking for painful non-serious injuries, try the Bullet Ant Sting.

If you are allergic to bees then it is a trip to the ER or getting stabbed by an epinephrine pen.

Swallow Ice Cube
Stand On a Hard Object While Not Wearing Shoes

I've stood on a piece Lego... Bad language followed

Water in Your Nose
Cat Scratch

It was not at all pleasant when my cat fell into a bathtub full of scalding hot water, before jumping onto my chest and embedding his claws into my chest, and scraping slowly downwards, allowing scalding hot water and stinging soap into the deep scratches. It hurt for weeks and I spent hours afterwards swearing at the cat.

I have had a cat run on my face which left a lot of scratches

My bunny does this. It hurts so much and you have to use paper to dry the blood. Only people who have bunnies and cats can relate and understand. Dog owners don't relate. that's why cutting nails is a life saver.

Canker Sore
Fractured Finger
Stung by a Nettle

It hurts and itches, and when you itch it, it hurts even more!

That's nothing, unless it's the Gympie

I hate nettles

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